It's 2 foot long now but only men are attracted to it.Adams_BJ wrote:
You become god of the retardeds
I wish my wang was 2 foot long
I wish i was a better grenade spammer than LORD#OF#WEED#
I wish i was a better grenade spammer than LORD#OF#WEED#
granted, but then -=RD=-Volx comes out from his grave and pulls a PKM out from under his hat and blows you away with a rat-a-tat-tat
wish i had a billion dollars.
wish i had a billion dollars.
Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-29 07:52:06)
you have a billion dollars in monopoly casheMarine wrote:
granted, but then -=RD=-Volx comes out from his grave and pulls a PKM out from ubder his hat and blows you away with a rat tat tat.
wish i had a billion dollars.
i wish i had could control the weather
Granted, but it is monopolyeMarine wrote:
granted, but then -=RD=-Volx comes out from his grave and pulls a PKM out from ubder his hat and blows you away with a rat tat tat.
wish i had a billion dollars.
I wish I could attract any actually woman that is beautiful to me and definitely a woman
Granted, but she likes to strap one on and shove it where the sun don't shine.
I wish Transformers is good, as I'm going to see it tonight!
I wish Transformers is good, as I'm going to see it tonight!
Your wish is granted, but there is a problem...it's sold out!
I wish I was paintballing right now instead of having to go to work and scoop ice cream in 30 minutes....
I wish I was paintballing right now instead of having to go to work and scoop ice cream in 30 minutes....
wish granted, but you get fired from haagen dasz and never get a job again
i wish i lived in the sewers
i wish i lived in the sewers
Granted, but you were eaten by a hybrid between a crocodile and a rat.Miguel diaz wrote:
i wish i lived in the sewers
I wish the cat next door would stop meowing.
granted, its been killed and you are blamed for it!
i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner
i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner
granted, but now it barks like a dogSmithereener wrote:
Granted, but you were eaten by a hybrid between a crocodile and a rat.Miguel diaz wrote:
i wish i lived in the sewers
I wish the cat next door would stop meowing.
I wish i had friends
Your friends are Taliban recruitment gurus, and you blow yourself up in delight.Ultimatrox wrote:
I wish i had friends
I wish I was a hippy.
you become a hippy, which sucks, and you end up dieing of an overdose.Penetrator wrote:
Your friends are Taliban recruitment gurus, and you blow yourself up in delight.Ultimatrox wrote:
I wish i had friends
I wish I was a hippy.
i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner
Granted, your eaten by Armin Meiwes.Miguel diaz wrote:
you become a hippy, which sucks, and you end up dieing of an overdose.Penetrator wrote:
Your friends are Taliban recruitment gurus, and you blow yourself up in delight.Ultimatrox wrote:
I wish i had friends
I wish I was a hippy.
i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner
I wish I had every expert badge.
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After countless hours of playing, you get all of your expert badges...only to be reset by EA the next day...eMarine wrote:
Granted, your eaten by Armin Meiwes.Miguel diaz wrote:
you become a hippy, which sucks, and you end up dieing of an overdose.Penetrator wrote:
Your friends are Taliban recruitment gurus, and you blow yourself up in delight.
I wish I was a hippy.
i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner
I wish I had every expert badge.
I wish that my keyboard wasn't broken, and that when this wish backfires no people or animals or lifeforms will be harmed in anyway.
granted, your so happy in geting a new keyboard, you dance into the street and get hit by a bus.
I wish for peace in Iraq.
I wish for peace in Iraq.
You cheated! I wished that no lifeforms got harmed! And I happen to be said lifeform.eMarine wrote:
granted, your so happy in geting a new keyboard, you dance into the street and get hit by a bus.
I wish for peace in Iraq.
no i didn't your a forum troll, not a true lifeform!
a solution to both, your mouse breaks,T1g3r217 wrote:
You cheated! I wished that no lifeforms got harmed! And I happen to be said lifeform.eMarine wrote:
granted, your so happy in geting a new keyboard, you dance into the street and get hit by a bus.
I wish for peace in Iraq.
and the us goes to war with iran, but iraq peaceful
I wish someone posts a way for this wish to backfire in the next post.
A mod comes along and deletes your post so nobody can make it backfire.Paco_the_Insane wrote:
a solution to both, your mouse breaks,T1g3r217 wrote:
You cheated! I wished that no lifeforms got harmed! And I happen to be said lifeform.eMarine wrote:
granted, your so happy in geting a new keyboard, you dance into the street and get hit by a bus.
I wish for peace in Iraq.
and the us goes to war with iran, but iraq peaceful
I wish someone posts a way for this wish to backfire in the next post.
I wish I had a time machine.
Granted, but the flux capacitator malfunctions, causing you to be stuck in the swirly void that we always see when someone travels back in time for all eternity.Havok wrote:
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish my tongue didn't hurt after accidentally biting it.
Granted, but now your tongue has no nerves and chew it off.Smithereener wrote:
Granted, but the flux capacitator malfunctions, causing you to be stuck in the swirly void that we always see when someone travels back in time for all eternity.Havok wrote:
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish my tongue didn't hurt after accidentally biting it.
I wish I was Cougar.
you turn into a cougar in a public park and it's decided you're a threat to humanity so you are shot and killed within moments of your cougar-intoness.Undetected_Killer wrote:
Granted, but now your tongue has no nerves and chew it off.Smithereener wrote:
Granted, but the flux capacitator malfunctions, causing you to be stuck in the swirly void that we always see when someone travels back in time for all eternity.Havok wrote:
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish my tongue didn't hurt after accidentally biting it.
I wish I was Cougar.
I wish for something to benefit the entire world with no backlash, and makes the world a nice happy place.
thats pretty funnyMURcarnage wrote:
you turn into a cougar in a public park and it's decided you're a threat to humanity so you are shot and killed within moments of your cougar-intoness.Undetected_Killer wrote:
Granted, but now your tongue has no nerves and chew it off.Smithereener wrote:
Granted, but the flux capacitator malfunctions, causing you to be stuck in the swirly void that we always see when someone travels back in time for all eternity.
I wish my tongue didn't hurt after accidentally biting it.
I wish I was Cougar.
I wish for something to benefit the entire world with no backlash, and makes the world a nice happy place.
the world implodes the next day
i wish i was super smart at everything
You're wrong! It was practically empty, but fucking amazing!!Slickdawg8 wrote:
Your wish is granted, but there is a problem...it's sold out!
You become super smart at everything by todays standards, but, like Fry, you fall into a cryogenics (spelt that right first time ^^) freezer for a thousand years and when you "wake up" you are incredibly dumb.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
i wish i was super smart at everything
I wish I had some friggin' cash.
Granted, but it's Iraqi money.
I wish I was a women.
I wish I was a women.
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