The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-07-29 03:09:55

#876

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|6649|San Francisco, CA

KuSTaV wrote:
^ Granted, but from now on we never speak again.

I wish for 1000 more wishes.

You get your 1000 wishes, but they are never granted as they are just wishes.

I wish I had an Ariel Atom

2007-07-29 03:26:47

#877

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6499|Bournemouth, South England

Genie has sense of humour meltdown, gives you an atom of ariel washing powder. Nice.

I wish for potatoes, all over Idaho.

2007-07-29 03:30:01

#878

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6333|Atlanta, Georgia

Granted but the genie misunderstands you and there are tomato's all over Idaho but they rot due to some weird diesease infesting and killing millions upon millions.

I wish i had a shelby cobra...

2007-07-29 03:50:12

#879

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6835|Sacramento, Cal

Granted, you get a shelby cobra, and as you stop at a red light; you get car jacked and shot in the head.

I wish I was Jack bauer.

2007-07-29 04:11:17

#880

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6397|NSW, Australia

granted, but Jack bauer has ever disease known to man kind

i wish my mp3 never ran out of battery

2007-07-29 04:15:08

#881

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6431|Brisbane, Australia

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
granted, but Jack bauer has ever disease known to man kind

i wish my mp3 never ran out of battery

granted, it now uses AC power

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

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2007-07-29 04:18:25

#882

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6835|Sacramento, Cal

granted, you drop out and turn tricks for food.

I wish I was Commander Spock.

2007-07-29 04:42:22

#883

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6397|NSW, Australia

it turns out spock got a good number or diseases from that bauer dude

i wish i had a chip put in my head wich makes me super intelligent so i never have to go to school agian

2007-07-29 05:14:59

#884

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6124|Carnoustie, Scotland

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
i wish i had a chip put in my head wich makes me super intelligent so i never have to go to school agian

Granted, although the procedure goes horribly wrong, and the doctor inserts the chip into your Temporal lobe and you can never speak or hear again.

I wish I didn't just perfect my hair without putting my top on first.

2007-07-29 05:17:46

#885

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6510|Adelaide, South Australia

Funky_Finny wrote:
Granted, although the procedure goes horribly wrong, and the doctor inserts the chip into your Temporal lobe and you can never speak or hear again.

I wish I didn't just perfect my hair without putting my top on first.

The problem is solved by you going bald.

I wish I was better at drawing.

2007-07-29 05:19:12

#886

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6124|Carnoustie, Scotland

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
The problem is solved by you going bald.

I wish I was better at drawing.

NOOO MY HAIRR!!!!

You draw so much that you get cramp and can't satisfy your woman at all. She gets bored of you. She hires hitmen on you. You die due to a M101 .50 Cal bullet through your skull.

2007-07-29 05:26:59

#887

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6510|Adelaide, South Australia

Funky_Finny wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
The problem is solved by you going bald.

I wish I was better at drawing.
NOOO MY HAIRR!!!!

You draw so much that you get cramp and can't satisfy your woman at all. She gets bored of you. She hires hitmen on you. You die due to a M101 .50 Cal bullet through your skull.

Post a wish, dammit

2007-07-29 05:37:03

#888

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6124|Carnoustie, Scotland

Oops, sorry, forgot

I wish my best friend Fiona would stop bitching about her life to me soo much

2007-07-29 05:40:35

#889

trippy982: Member; +34|6389

granted.

but now u r dumb

i wish for my one wish to come true without consequences.

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2007-07-29 05:44:44

#890

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6510|Adelaide, South Australia

Funky_Finny wrote:
Oops, sorry, forgot

I wish my best friend Fiona would stop bitching about her life to me soo much

She stops going on about her life, and instead goes on about yours over and over and over again.

I wish people stopped posting bad backfires to these wishes.

2007-07-29 05:45:34

#891

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6124|Carnoustie, Scotland

trippy982 wrote:
granted.

but now u r dumb

i wish for my one wish to come true without consequences.

Pfft, that backfire was pathetic.

You're wish comes true without any consequences, but a moderator sees this as cheating and rants at you, and then bans you

I wish I was a bit warmer..

Damn, too fast.

Everyone comes up with amazing backfires that are so good they warp your brain and YOU DIE mwhuaha.

I wish I was a bit warmer..

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2007-07-29 05:50:51

#892

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6510|Adelaide, South Australia

You become a bit warmer as every other room in your house goes up in flames.

I wish I could find a storyline to follow so I can finally start writing a book.

2007-07-29 05:54:11

#893

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6124|Carnoustie, Scotland

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
You become a bit warmer as every other room in your house goes up in flames.

I wish I could find a storyline to follow so I can finally start writing a book.

Granted, but as you made my house go on fire so does yours, when you're 3 pages from finishing your book.

I wish my gf would hurry the f*ck up

2007-07-29 05:54:38

#894

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6333|Atlanta, Georgia

Granted but she doesnt put on all her make up and girl stuff so she looks really really bad...

I wish i could drink orange juice after brushing my teeth..

Last edited by NeXuS4909 (2007-07-29 05:55:14)

2007-07-29 06:18:11

#895

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6124|Carnoustie, Scotland

Oi you ain't seen this girl. She's stunning

Granted, you drink OJ but then realise you're allergic to oranges and, well, you die.

I wish I had a decent enough computer so I could make videos.

2007-07-29 06:48:55

#896

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6499|Bournemouth, South England

that dude above wrote:Decent computer, video, blah blahYou get your nice computer, but go blind due to excessive masturbation.

I wish they made red blu-tac.

2007-07-29 07:06:28

#897

Ultimatrox: Member; +38|6224|Netherlands

Penetrator wrote:
that dude above wrote:Decent computer, video, blah blah

You get your nice computer, but go blind due to excessive masturbation.

I wish they made red blu-tac.They make red blu-tac but if you eat it you turn into a banana

I wish i could travel through time and space.

2007-07-29 07:08:10

#898

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6499|Bournemouth, South England

whats his name up there wrote:Time/space stuffYou travel back in time, and become your own father. You dirty sod.

I wish I had enough spare cash to get drunk with tonight.

2007-07-29 07:27:39

#899

Ultimatrox: Member; +38|6224|Netherlands

Penetrator wrote:
whats his name up there wrote:Time/space stuff

You travel back in time, and become your own father. You dirty sod.

I wish I had enough spare cash to get drunk with tonight.You have enough spare cash to get drunk, but you become so drunk that you wake up with a man in your bed.

I wish i was god.

2007-07-29 07:33:40

#900

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6614|Little Bentcock

You become god of the retardeds

I wish my wang was 2 foot long

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