T1g3r217
Perpetual
+124|6393|My room
They are, but people in the Junk Drawer lose all sense of humor.

I wish I was teh funnies.
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6814|Sacramento, Cal
Granted, but due to poor ratings, your strip is droped.  People read about you in the obituaries.

I wish the ladys from star trek would give me a lap dance.
MURcarnage
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
+86|6628|San Francisco, CA
you only get lap dance from alien ladies, and their alien ways are more savage and you end up dead within two seconds without any arousal.

I wish I hadn't bought that new RAM that is now useless to me.
T1g3r217
Perpetual
+124|6393|My room
You didn't buy that, and instead of going to the store you walk down the street, get mugged, raped, and murdered by two fat, ugly girls.

I wish I was immortal/invincible/unaffected by disease.
xBlackPantherx
Grow up, or die
+142|6314|California
Then the world hates you so much they throw you into a really tall volcano and you have to wait until it erupts to get out.

I wish for 10 more wishes that I never use.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6256|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

T1g3r217 wrote:

You didn't buy that, and instead of going to the store you walk down the street, get mugged, raped, and murdered by two fat, ugly girls.

I wish I was immortal/invincible/unaffected by disease.
Granted, but after living through over a million years, you become lonely and suicidal. Because you are so lonely, you try to commit suicide but fail, so you live with your misery forever.

I wish the sun wore sunglasses.

Last edited by Undetected_Killer (2007-07-28 14:35:11)

Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6103|Carnoustie, Scotland

MURcarnage wrote:

you only get lap dance from alien ladies, and their alien ways are more savage and you end up dead within two seconds without any arousal.

I wish I hadn't bought that new RAM that is now useless to me.
Send it my way :]


Granted, but now the suns rays are not powerful enough to penetrate the atmosphere and everything dies and everyone goes crazy and some fat chick comes to steal your TV and slaps you in the face with her tits, knocking you out down to the ground, and then teebags you as she is a transgender freak. You die from embarrassment when you find out she filmed it and stuck it on YouTube.


I wish MURcarnage would send me his RAM.. desperately need some.
Smithereener
Member
+138|6286|California

Funky_Finny wrote:

I wish MURcarnage would send me his RAM.. desperately need some.
Granted, but the RAM he sent you was faulty and ended up asploding your whole house.

I wish it wasn't so hot right now.
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6814|Sacramento, Cal
Granted, its now 100 celsius below, you of course die from all the polar bear loving!


I wish I was number 1 in BF2. (Without being reset)

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-28 18:23:31)

MURcarnage
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
+86|6628|San Francisco, CA
NOBODY GETS MY RAM! GRAGHHARGRAHGGRGGHHHH!!

Granted, it becomes an inferno and everyone on the planet earth dies.
doh too slow.

You become No.1 in deaths and teamkills instead.

I wish someone would buy my RAM instead.

Last edited by MURcarnage (2007-07-28 18:24:31)

eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6814|Sacramento, Cal
Granted, when you think someone is going to buy your ram, you get pistol whipped and die.

I wish I was a member of myg0t.

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-28 22:58:22)

MURcarnage
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
+86|6628|San Francisco, CA

eMarine wrote:

Granted someone buys you ram for a 1998 apple imac.


I wish I was a member of myg0t.
i said buy MY ram, not buy ME ram. you should re-think that.
A-Unit64
King Medic......
+23|6812

eMarine wrote:

Granted someone buys you ram for a 1998 apple imac.


I wish I was a member of myg0t.
You are now a member but develop Alzheimer's disease and forget how to type...and talk

I wish I had a supercomputer from the future that is virtually glitchless and not hackable...and not evil
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6479|Bournemouth, South England
You get the supercomputer, however must wait 135 years for a suitable power source to arrive.  It was invented with bio electrics in mind...

I wish I had some coffee
Harmor
Error_Name_Not_Found
+605|6519|San Diego, CA, USA

A-Unit64 wrote:

I wish I had a supercomputer from the future that is virtually glitchless and not hackable...and not evil
Granted, but it has no software installed and none of the connectors fit with anything today.

I wish my mouse was a real mouse.
tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6145|Sydney | ♥

Its so good that you just cant get anough of it and endup not even leaving it for food and sie form your stomach eating itself fropm starvation.

I wish i had a bottomless pit of peanuts
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6479|Bournemouth, South England

tazz. wrote:

I wish i had a bottomless pit of peanuts
The dyslexic genie granted you a bottomless pit of penis.  Enjoy!

I wish someone answered my last wish.
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6814|Sacramento, Cal
Granted, but the cook hates you and jacks off in your coffee, and thats the cream.


I wish I was a MEC commander and beat the U.S.A >_<''''


fixed....

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-28 23:27:02)

agent146
Member
+127|6357|Jesus Land aka Canada

eMarine wrote:

I wish I MEC commander and beat the U.S.A
Granted eMarine....heck you even get a gold medal, expert explosives, and expert pistol.....but you were playing on an unranked server LOL

I wished world hunger would be solved.
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|6615|Ohio
no one is hungry, but neither is manbearpig.

i wish i didnt have a wish.

Last edited by Paco_the_Insane (2007-07-28 23:26:54)

Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6479|Bournemouth, South England
You have no wish, due to suffering a loss of brain.  Unfortunate.


I wish I had female minions at work, who are completely subserviant to me.
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6814|Sacramento, Cal
Granted, you have she male Succubus, that give you back rubs with baby oil.  That's hawt!!111

I wish the world would blow up.
mattando
Proud Founder Of Killing In Action Clan hehe
+2|6182|Australia/S.A
lol funny   good 1
NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6312|Atlanta, Georgia
Granted but you remain alive and float on a small part of earth and die of lonelyness, with no lotion...

I wish everyone on bf2s would stfu
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6482|Gold Coast
^ Granted, but from now on we never speak again.


I wish for 1000 more wishes.
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