Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6438
Okay n00bs here's the deal. You guys go find funny/weird screen shots and I will comment on them, explaining what exactly is going on. The only  two rules are you can't make one that is just about you pwning n00bs, if it is just a "look at mai 1337n355", and you cannot make ones about glitches with localitaion files (i.e it says you killed someone with a weapon you wheren't using or it says you did something like die or get a certain type of point when you actually didn't). If you do post a screenshot that falls under either of those catagories I will disregard it. Have fun.

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-07-25 14:34:28)

LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6532|British Columbia, Canada
https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/LTvictim/screen031-1.jpg

Last edited by LT.Victim (2007-07-25 14:33:18)

Crypto_420
Member
+25|6813|Portland
low rider
N.A.T.O
The People’s Champion
+59|6410|A drop house
https://img530.imageshack.us/img530/118/screen026ua7.png
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6489|Adelaide, South Australia

Skaters with novelty sized boards.
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6361|fåking denmark
https://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6522/screen028xy7.jpg
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6601|Finland

I need around tree fiddy.
Vub
The Power of Two
+188|6464|Sydney, Australia
OK so he makes a thread and then leaves.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6438

N.A.T.O wrote:

https://img530.imageshack.us/img530/118/screen026ua7.png
That's a classic case of DWO, Driving While Oriental

Lietenant_Jensen wrote:

https://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6522/screen028xy7.jpg
You fail at Jihad

LT.Victim wrote:

I have a feeling this thread isn't going to go very well, but I'll give it a try..

https://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/LTvictim/screen031-1.jpg
Well apparently you gotta join his squad- Get on it!

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-07-25 13:59:10)

cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6259|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Okay, smart guy.
https://i9.tinypic.com/4tp49k1.png
Notice I got a driver kill assist. Except I killed him with C4. On IO.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6438

cowami wrote:

Okay, smart guy.
https://i9.tinypic.com/4tp49k1.png
Notice I got a driver kill assist. Except I killed him with C4. On IO.
Some one fucked up your localization files.

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-07-25 14:03:31)

cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6259|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

cowami wrote:

Okay, smart guy.
http://i9.tinypic.com/4tp49k1.png
Notice I got a driver kill assist. Except I killed him with C4. On IO.
Some one fucked up your localization files.
I doubt it. Even if it were supposed to say that I got a "kill damage assist", I got the kill, so that would go to somewhere else.

Maybe it's one of those strange little glitches that BF2 just has?
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6438

cowami wrote:

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:

cowami wrote:

Okay, smart guy.
http://i9.tinypic.com/4tp49k1.png
Notice I got a driver kill assist. Except I killed him with C4. On IO.
Some one fucked up your localization files.
I doubt it. Even if it were supposed to say that I got a "kill damage assist", I got the kill, so that would go to somewhere else.

Maybe it's one of those strange little glitches that BF2 just has?
Maybe it is. But I had to give the funniest possible explanation and you didn't give a very funny screen shot.
RECONDO67
Member
+60|6606|miami FL
https://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7690/screen069yp5.th.png

Last edited by RECONDO67 (2007-07-25 14:12:31)

Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6654|West Yorkshire, U.K
Lol this threads gone tits up already.
Retalliation[1337]
Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"
+51|6444|Belgium
edit: this is a reply to kark io driver kill assist tbh


I know how u used the lmg in the same round it happens all the time if while u used it and the next guy uses it and if hes standing in it the moment u make a kill with w/e it just gives u a driver kill assist (seeing as the lmg is defined as a vehicle according to bf2)
There u go a perfect logic explanation and i tested it it so 99.99% reliable data

Last edited by Retalliation[1337] (2007-07-25 14:13:11)

Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6438

RECONDO67 wrote:

https://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7690/screen069yp5.th.png
That guy is doing a handstand so he can deny you a easy headshot kill.

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-07-25 14:19:13)

M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6193|Escea

[img=http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1741/screen040jw1.th.png]
https://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3854/screen040lo4.png
https://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7758/screen043iu2.png
https://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2104/screen047ki6.png
https://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9769/screen055kb2.png

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2007-07-26 03:05:17)

XeromeXWarrior
XeromeX = Zero-Sex?
+8|6108
You kinda fail on the comments >.<
Sgt.Kyle
Kyle
+48|6453|P-way, NJ
https://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t269/Kylesfuckingbucket/screen006.png
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6438

M.O.A.B wrote:

https://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9712/screen040wz2.png
He is the mysterious genie in a table, as all the lamps and bottles where already taken my better genies.

https://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7758/screen043iu2.png
Not cool, the poor guy got his legs cut off and you want me to make fun of it?

https://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2104/screen047ki6.png
Im in ur matrix, being teh 1

https://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9769/screen055kb2.png
He is looking at a cloud that is shaped like a penis

Last edited by doctastrangelove1964 (2007-07-25 14:26:46)

Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6438
Once again, whoever did your localization files fucked up.
Sgt.Kyle
Kyle
+48|6453|P-way, NJ
Or you fail to answer....
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
+752|6298

Oh Ya TOUGH GUY?

https://img472.imageshack.us/img472/4499/screen162rk7.jpg

Explain THAT. I was in the gunner seat and got hit with an AT round right as I bailed out to repair the tank and I got a death message saying I was killed by the guy.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6193|Escea

Explain what Jappe is pointing at and how it occured,

https://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9862/screen140ly0.png

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