The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-07-23 03:05:13

#776

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7112|Sacramento, Cal

Penetrator wrote:
You don't do your essay, drop out of school, and become Ronald McDonalds sex recepticle.

Bugger, too late. You end up with a mangina, and get a job in Thailand as a ladyboy.

I wish I didn't just spill coffee on my scrotum.

granted, your coworker shoots you in the spine, making you quadriplegic.

I wish I had a t1 line.

2007-07-23 04:05:03

#777

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6776|Bournemouth, South England

You order a T1 line, but due to a spastic at the call centre, Terminator rocks up. He surgically removes the back of your head with a pump action shotgun, leaving you mostly dead.

I wish I had neater handwriting, and didn't catch AIDS or die as a result.

2007-07-23 04:11:27

#778

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6708|A drop house

Penetrator wrote:
I wish I had neater handwriting, and didn't catch AIDS or die as a result.

Granted, but you end up in a car accident and your hands have to be amputated. But sadly at the hospital you are stuck with a dirty needle and contract AIDS. Theres no getting around the AIDS.
I wish I were a women.

2007-07-23 04:12:23

#779

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6776|Bournemouth, South England

Granted, you are now a hot female, I shag you, and give you AIDS. Not your day, is it?

I wish I had a bigger lunch.

2007-07-23 04:18:15

#780

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6708|A drop house

Penetrator wrote:
Granted, you are now a hot female, I shag you, and give you AIDS. Not your day, is it?

I wish I had a bigger lunch.

Lol.. I walked right into that one.

Granted, but you make a habit of it and become a fat ass.

I wish I had a pet horse.

2007-07-23 04:23:24

#781

MURcarnage: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!; +86|6925|San Francisco, CA

N.A.T.O wrote:
Penetrator wrote:
Granted, you are now a hot female, I shag you, and give you AIDS. Not your day, is it?

I wish I had a bigger lunch.
Lol.. I walked right into that one.

Granted, but you make a habit of it and become a fat ass.

I wish I had a pet horse.

You get a copy of Ubisoft's "Horsez" and can not stop playing as it CONSUMES YOUR SOUL! BF2S becomes irrelevant and you become the no.1 fan of Horsez.

https://www.geomatrix.com.br/ps2_horsez.jpg

I wish I had a flying car.

Last edited by MURcarnage (2007-07-23 04:23:41)

2007-07-23 04:40:26

#782

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6776|Bournemouth, South England

You acquire a flying car, the only one of its kind. You are happily flying around, when suddenly you get sucked through the engine of a 747, leaving you mostly atomised. shame.

I wish BF2S would allow pictures of lady boobies...

2007-07-23 05:15:24

#783

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6442|Sydney | ♥

Granted, but they also allow males aswell...

I wish i could fly

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2007-07-23 05:50:37

#784

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6824|Kent, UK

You can, but you get shot down by the yanks evertime you get above 300ft
I wish your girlfriend was hot like me...

2007-07-23 06:21:38

#785

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6776|Bournemouth, South England

Granted (Ewww) My girlfriend looks exactly like you. I get confused, thinking you are my rather kinky missus, and force rather large objects into your (now damaged) browneye. You prolapse, leaving you mostly shitstained and bleeding.

I wish I remembered to wipe my ass properly this morning...

2007-07-23 06:23:16

#786

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6824|Kent, UK

granted, but you used sandpaper instead of toilet paper and now your ass matches mine

I wish cookies were free for all!!

2007-07-23 06:27:40

#787

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6776|Bournemouth, South England

Granted (Yay) a batch of free cookies arrive for BF2S members, however, they are a decade out of date, leaving you mostly poorly. You spend the next 18 months shitting through the eye of a needle. Nice.

I wish that my watch told the right time.

2007-07-23 06:34:57

#788

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6715|Boulder, CO

granted it now tells the right time for someone living in tokyo.

I wish i could remember how do undo what i've just done on the keyboard now the entire screen is filled with these forums and nothing else seems to exist except them, bugger.

2007-07-23 10:26:39

#789

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7112|Sacramento, Cal

Granted, but in doing so your firewalls are down. Turning around to hear mom yake about her day shopping, you don't see the person dl your personal information. Two weeks later you find out, you owe 2 million dollars in midget sex toys you kill yourself. Dame that was long...

I wish I was "Q" from star trek.

2007-07-24 08:51:43

#790

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6398|Carnoustie MASSIF

Granted...but you are really q from James Bond, and you kill yourself 'cause 007 gets all the pussy and you get none.

I wish Lucy Pinder would want me...

(here's Lucy Pinder btw)

2007-07-24 08:54:03

#791

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6776|Bournemouth, South England

She wants you...Dead. Unlucky.

I wish my farts smelled nicer.

2007-07-24 08:54:59

#792

stef10: Member; +173|6750|Denmark

granted but that required them to contain cyangasses which would kill you in 2 min.

I wish I had a ps3

2007-07-24 15:55:16

#793

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7112|Sacramento, Cal

Granted, but its a cheap chinese knock off. That only plays region 4 DVDs.

I wish for my own Nation that surpasses the U.S. as a WORLD SUPER POWER and is a member of N.A.T.O and the U.N.

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-24 15:56:49)

2007-07-24 15:56:22

#794

Balok77: Member; +28|6416

all the countires begin to resent u and then start a nuclear war with you

i wish i could make a better wish

2007-07-24 16:09:07

#795

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7112|Sacramento, Cal

GRANTED, you wish for A hot wife that does as shes told, 10 Million dollars and a mansion and five mistresses.....

But then you wake up from you dream, and head to work as a janitor kiss your 400 pound wife, say good bye to your 8 kids..

I wish for BF2S admin.

2007-07-24 16:47:03

#796

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6998|Uhh... erm...

The admin is drunk, and through his beer goggles you look like cdogmn.

I wish my new laptop had a faster processing speed.

2007-07-24 23:20:38

#797

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6776|Bournemouth, South England

You upgrade to the fastest possible processor, but to fund it, you had to sell all your RAM and a kidney. The kidney was removed by a mate in a pub, you get infected, leaving you mostly crippled.

I wish I had an early finish from work today

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2007-07-24 23:59:23

#798

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|7112|Sacramento, Cal

Granted, your fired for having sex the boss underage daughter. You go to jail for life.

I wish I was a PLA J-10 pilot in the U.S. Chinese war at the battle of Wake Island.

2007-07-25 00:10:47

#799

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|7018|the middle of nowhere

Granted, you are rammed by a blackhawk full of 10-year old kids having a joy-ride while they shout: "LOL NOOB AirZ PILOOT!"

I wish I was a genie.

2007-07-25 00:17:08

#800

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6609|Atlanta, Georgia

Granted but your stuck in your lamp forever with andoura....

I wish i could sleep....

Edit: had to add something gayer...

Last edited by NeXuS4909 (2007-07-25 00:17:44)

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