The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-07-21 04:25:53

#726

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6192|Roma

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
he sees the acid and because he cannot buttsecks Pernicious anymore, he buttseckses you.

I wish WoW wasn't installed on my computer

No backfire. Completely sane and worthy wish.

I wish I never try WoW, and possibly get addicted.

Last edited by PrivateVendetta (2007-07-21 04:26:23)

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2007-07-21 04:30:58

#727

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6731|Uhh... erm...

Granted. Instead, you try Runescape...

I wish I had a nuke.

2007-07-21 04:33:02

#728

spacebandit72: Dead Meat; +121|6731|Michigan

granted but it's a dud.

I wish I was a rabbit.

2007-07-21 05:14:53

#729

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6508|Bournemouth, South England

You are a rabbit, a "rampant rabbit" owned by a huge massive woman with some nasty discharge around her lady lips. Enjoy.

I wish my tree was slightly larger.

2007-07-21 06:20:14

#730

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6844|Sacramento, Cal

Granted then as you sleep, the tree falls on your house and kills you.

I wish I could meet RD-VOLX in game.

2007-07-21 08:44:58

#731

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6192|Roma

You do but he beats you with a big stick. Which isn't as impressive as you thought it would be.

I wish to have REAL animal-magnetism.

2007-07-21 09:00:24

#732

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6508|Bournemouth, South England

Granted. A pack of wolves become attracted to you, and devour 80% of you face. You survive, only for a flock of wild birds to peck the remaining 20% of your face off. Your brain becomes liquified my the maggots that have taken up residence within your skull, and it leaks out through your eye sockets and nasal cavity. Quite slowly.

I wish I understood local politics.

2007-07-21 09:02:38

#733

^JP^: Member; +5|6157

unfortunately your 'animal magnestism' magnetises a ransid monkey which has aids, tetnus, polio and the bubonic plague, this monkey is foaming at the mouth and dribbles all over your face, then teabags you, then bites your arm giving you all these god forsaken deseases. you then get quaranteened, and then shot in the face by a gun wielding neo nazi. your magnetism is then transfered into energy proving power to jeruoselem.

i wish i had ownership of the biggest dildo company in the world.

god damn it i was too slow.

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2007-07-21 09:07:56

#734

^JP^: Member; +5|6157

Penetrator_01 wrote:
Granted. A pack of wolves become attracted to you, and devour 80% of you face. You survive, only for a flock of wild birds to peck the remaining 20% of your face off. Your brain becomes liquified my the maggots that have taken up residence within your skull, and it leaks out through your eye sockets and nasal cavity. Quite slowly.

I wish I understood local politics.

granted, you become a local polititian, and on your first day of ranting and jibberish at a local mental home, u get jumped by a knife wielding nazi who got classed as insane after he shoved his black cock up the arse of a chin chilla, he then cuts your chest, trips and lands on the detonator of a nuclear bomb.

i wish i had ownership of the biggest dildo company in the world.

2007-07-21 09:13:42

#735

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6268|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

You are, and you are forced by your board of directors to personally test all of them anally

I wish i was drunk

EDIT: Missed the 'r' out of 'forced'

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2007-07-21 09:27:34

#736

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6508|Bournemouth, South England

Granted, you get drunk, and offer to help JP test the worlds most powerful ass-dildo, leading to massive internal bleeding.

I wish I had a better sense of humour that didn't always descend into forced buggery and destruction.

2007-07-21 12:19:00

#737

Pernicious544: Zee Tank Skank; +80|6701|MoVal So-Cal

Tetrino wrote:
Granted. You then get screwed over by Mother Christmas for giving presents to every child on Earth instead of her.

I wish the banana I just received was lodged inside Pernicious544's anal cavity. Permanently.

LOL i would have an ass-banana cannon, I would be a superhero!!!

2007-07-21 14:01:14

#738

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6844|Sacramento, Cal

Penetrator_01 wrote:
Granted, you get drunk, and offer to help JP test the worlds most powerful ass-dildo, leading to massive internal bleeding.

I wish I had a better sense of humour that didn't always descend into forced buggery and destruction.

Granted then as you get your money from a ATM, you turn around a see a man with a gun. Laughing and walking past him; he kills you then rapes your corpse.

I wish I had all level 70 toons and and epic mount.

2007-07-21 15:29:37

#739

SGT.Mays: Member; +2|6743|Ohio

Done, but unfortunately you know get bored and restart with more WoW charecters. So in effect you have wasted another 10 years of life that could have been devoted to pussy and beer, but no now you spend endless nights playing WoW. While never seeing the sun and a real naked woman. (Yes i dislike WoW).

I wish I wasn't so damn good at beerpong.

2007-07-21 17:15:40

#740

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6175|Sydney | ♥

Granted... But you get beaten by me, and we had a bet that whoeva lost had to go for a nudy run infront of the whole BF2s community...

I wish i had every game in a huge cabinet

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2007-07-21 21:01:17

#741

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6844|Sacramento, Cal

Granted but as you reach for a game, you forget that all your time siting has made you FAT; the case tips over and crushes you, you die alone without a girlfriend.

I wish for 8800 series card.

2007-07-21 21:05:00

#742

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6447|Chicago, IL

eMarine wrote:
Granted but as you reach for a game, you forget that all your time siting has made you FAT; the case tips over and crushes you, you die alone without a girlfriend.

I wish for 8800 series card.

of course, but it wont fit in your motherboard...

I wish i had a Corvette

2007-07-21 21:12:08

#743

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6844|Sacramento, Cal

granted heres your hot weels Corvette

http://www.secure.figures.com/tomart/ca … hwcars.jpg

I wish I had a great day at the mall.

2007-07-21 21:14:15

#744

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6447|Chicago, IL

eMarine wrote:
granted heres your hot weels Corvette

http://www.secure.figures.com/tomart/ca … hwcars.jpg

I wish I had a great day at the mall.

Just watch out for the sociopath with the sniper rifile...

I wish I was a BF2 god...

2007-07-21 21:20:39

#745

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6844|Sacramento, Cal

granted, I then kidnap you, you leave the server delete your 1st sgt, go to school and kill everyone then yourself. cheers

I wish Halle berry was my wife.

2007-07-21 21:23:39

#746

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6469

She becomes you're wife,
however she has AIDS and never told you so after secks "U HAS AIDZ LOLZ!"

I wish I was Spartacus.

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2007-07-21 21:31:21

#747

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6844|Sacramento, Cal

I wish I was Spartacus

granted but the guy from Gladiator "Maximus" and Braveheart "William Wallace" tagteam butt and mouth secks you feel better. hope so.

Wish I was a 3 star!!111

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-21 21:32:33)

2007-07-21 21:34:36

#748

David.P: Banned; +649|6274

eMarine wrote:
I wish I was Spartacus

granted but the guy from Gladiator "Maximus" and Braveheart "William Wallace" tagteam butt and mouth secks you feel better. hope so.

Wish I was a 3 star!!111

Granted but EA resets you.

I wish to never feel any pain or emotions which i dont want to feel.

2007-07-21 21:39:49

#749

eMarine: Gorgonnash PVP; +119|6844|Sacramento, Cal

I wish to never feel any pain or emotions which i dont want to feel.

fail sopranos guys work over your wife, then your face.

Wish I owned a space station.

2007-07-21 21:49:23

#750

Smithereener: Member; +138|6316|California

eMarine wrote:
Wish I owned a space station.

Granted, but it cost you an arm and a leg... literally.

I wish my pencil didn't break just now.

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