Zerena
Member
+1|6152
granted but the monkey comes along kills you and steals it's gold.

i wish tazz had forever bad luck.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma
But then I would always beat him to his post.

I wish people had more of a life
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tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6175|Sydney | ♥

GRANTED, but then you didnt have a life and no-one replyed...

i wish Zerena had testicles

Last edited by tazz. (2007-07-21 03:45:25)

everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
Zerena
Member
+1|6152
granted, but they come from you so you have no testicles.

I wish tazz would dissappear
tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6175|Sydney | ♥

Granted, but that didnt mean i was still present, dacking you infront of your loved ones...

I wish PrivateVendetta would keep up

Last edited by tazz. (2007-07-21 03:47:09)

everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
Zerena
Member
+1|6152
Granted, he keepts up and surpasses you so much so that you decide to kill yourself.

I wish love was just around the corner

Last edited by Zerena (2007-07-21 03:48:12)

tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6175|Sydney | ♥

Granted, but you get your heart broken when you find out it is aaron...

i wish zerena would stop answering me so PrivateVendetta would have a chance
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma
With a big stick

I can't think!!
I wish i could...


EDIT: FECK!!!!

Last edited by PrivateVendetta (2007-07-21 03:49:20)

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Zerena
Member
+1|6152
Granted, he does get that chance, but you find his answer so surpriseing you head pops off and rolls along the floor squashing your cats.

I wish people would shut up and leave me alone for etrnity
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma
You get lonely and hit yourself stupid with a big stick.

I wish I was hungry for pizza right now..
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tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6175|Sydney | ♥

You are, but you so hungry for it you dont care that there is seringes in it and you die...

i wish i was a pencil

Last edited by tazz. (2007-07-21 03:51:22)

everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma

tazz. wrote:

Granted, but you beloved wolves come and rape you

I wish i was a pencil
WTF???

You get worn down to a nub!

I wish i wasn't wasting my life...
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Zerena
Member
+1|6152
granted, you waste everyone, else's life so they all kill you.

i wish for pigs
tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6175|Sydney | ♥

And all the pigs could fly, so you got pig dropping on all your heads

i wish i could wipe my ass with wiondows (OS)

Last edited by tazz. (2007-07-21 03:53:05)

everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma
man people are getting me so mixed up!!!

I wish they wouldn't
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tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6175|Sydney | ♥

just edit your post...

They dont get mixed up but they have shit answeres and you die from OD on Alchiohlolksak

i wish i made your sig
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma
But then you would be tooo cooooooool and have to go to bed with a big stick.


I wish i knew how to make my sig.
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tazz.
oz.
+1,338|6175|Sydney | ♥

YOU DO, but it comes to life and he wipes his bum with YOU!

i wish i was a BF2 Hacker, who got a way with it
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma
Then you become unfulfilled and without fun.  You OD on big sticks.

I wish had shoes on
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Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6731|Uhh... erm...
Granted. Your shoes have spikes and deadly scorpions in them.

I wish for a banana.

Last edited by Tetrino (2007-07-21 04:05:15)

Pernicious544
Zee Tank Skank
+80|6701|MoVal So-Cal
Granted. What you do not know, however is that this banana is a magic banana from the planet Squzookle. The inhabitants of this planet treated the fruit as if it were a god and had intended on cloning it into many more god bananas. They injected it with a serum that will complete their plan by simply making the god-banana replicate itself 10,000,000 times. Because you wished for the banana you will soon explode from 10,000,000 bananas spawning in your gut (assuming you ate it) or 10,000,000 bananas will spawn in your room, crushing you.

I wish for more PEZ for my PEZ dispenser

Last edited by Pernicious544 (2007-07-21 04:09:09)

PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma
Granted, put you don't know what PEZ's are or why you would need a dispenser.

I wish i was Father Christmas.
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Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6731|Uhh... erm...
Granted. You then get screwed over by Mother Christmas for giving presents to every child on Earth instead of her.

I wish the banana I just received was lodged inside Pernicious544's anal cavity. Permanently.

Last edited by Tetrino (2007-07-21 04:13:29)

PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6192|Roma
You then can't give him anal.
/fail


I wish it turned into acid so you could, but got a nasty surprise.
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Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6520|Adelaide, South Australia

he sees the acid and because he cannot buttsecks Pernicious anymore, he buttseckses you.

I wish WoW wasn't installed on my computer

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