Iran arrests "Secret Squirrel" and busts him up good

2007-07-20 14:02:49

#1

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6552|Texas - Bigger than France

http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/ … 80529.aspx

Seriously. Iran rounded up squirrels in Tehran. Apparently they have high tech listening devices.

Frankly I'm scared of the upcoming squirrel revolution. Thankfully I have a stockpile of nuts in my basements, so I can spare my life and avoid the torturous fate my neighbors will endure sweating in the acorn mines.

That's just nuts.

2007-07-20 14:04:21

#2

buLLet_t00th: Mr. Boombastic; +178|6452|Stealth City, UK

"I bet they were British squirrels, they are the most cunning,"

FUCKING HILLARIOUS!

2007-07-20 14:05:51

#3

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6233|Escea

The native bearded squirrels are falling pray to the gray squirrels. This is our secret plan, unleash the seagull bombers!

2007-07-20 14:09:52

#4

Elamdri: The New Johnnie Cochran; +134|6656|Peoria

No.
Fucking.
Way.

2007-07-20 14:11:08

#5

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6552|Texas - Bigger than France

LOL - check out some of the comments on the story:

"Those silly British, they should have used naked mole rats instead. Everyone knows that naked mole rats are far superior to squirrels when it comes to spying on middle-eastern countries. Now had it been a South American country, that would be a totally different situation."

2007-07-20 14:12:57

#6

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6233|Escea

Dear god now we're gonna have suicide mice or suicide moles that can't find their way

2007-07-20 16:18:24

#7

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6136|So Cal

Pug wrote:
...

Seriously. Iran rounded up squirrels in Tehran. ....

...
It's racially motivated. Just cause they're black huh? No justice no peace.

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2007-07-20 16:33:36

#8

Barney_T_Dinosaur: Time to Die Kids!; +41|6670

https://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/secret.jpg

I fucking knew he was real!

2007-07-20 16:48:58

#9

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6136|So Cal

Barney_T_Dinosaur wrote:
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/secret.jpg

I fucking knew he was real!

...
This one is.
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07 … uirrel.jpg

2007-07-20 16:50:24

#10

David.P: Banned; +649|6284

Barney_T_Dinosaur wrote:
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/secret.jpg

I fucking knew he was real!

+1

2007-07-20 16:52:59

#11

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6631|London, England

Bastards, first they take out Sailors (which, i'll admit, didn't get me annoyed because i found out the sailors were sell outs to newspapers afterwards)

But Now, they take our fucking squirrels!

Sod the fucking lot of them.

We need to get our lads back.

P.S: The squirrels aren't ours, they aren't spies. I admit nothing! <_< >_>

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-07-20 16:57:18)

2007-07-20 16:54:12

#12

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6776|UK

Im on the verge of crying with laughter here!

2007-07-20 16:56:59

#13

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6233|Escea

They must be those new MI6 squirrel agents and what not, now someone has to photoshop a squirrel into a Bond movie poster, I would but I don't have PS.

2007-07-20 17:23:26