cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6503|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Well, as some of you may know, I play Flight Simulator. At one of your behests (COUGHjameseyCOUGH) I canceled my flight from Paris's De Gaulle International Airport to Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, and attempted to pull off a loop-de-loop using a fully loaded Boeing 747-400, from 32000 feet up (FL 320 for those of us who are airplane savvy).

Long story short: I crashed.

Short story long: I pulled the nose up in an attempt to go vertical. The plane stopped climbing at about 75 degrees pitch. At that point, it began to drop. I lost 2000 feet in a span of 5 seconds. At about 20000 feet, I thought I had recovered and tried to level out the wings. Well, the plane kept dropping, and began to yaw and rotate in every which way. Case in point:
https://i8.tinypic.com/63btf12.jpg

Eventually, I switched back to the cockpit view, saw the was at 800 feet altitude and gave up. My plane wound up crashing somewhere in the fields of the English countryside somewhere outside of... er... somewhere.

I must say, watching the plane's path in its contrails (the clouds that come out of the back of an aircraft's engines) was damn entertaining though.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7056|Alberta, Canada

Why would you do a loop with a Boeing? I thought you were smarter than that.
edit: What's that??!! A UFO over near the right?!

INVASION!

Last edited by Ryan (2007-07-18 16:26:25)

[FHF]MattyZ
What the Deuce?
+29|6875|Washington
I would have tried a barrel roll first.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6993|Great Brown North
yeah... i tried that in flight simulator X too... same effect... damn heavies not being manouverable
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6785

I hope you never fly in real life.

"Hold on people, I'm gonna loop this bitch."
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7056|Alberta, Canada

Toilet Sex wrote:

I hope you never fly in real life.

"Hold on people, I'm gonna loop this bitch."
More like

"Please undo your seatbelts for a more thrilling ride."
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6993|Great Brown North

Toilet Sex wrote:

I hope you never fly in real life.

"Hold on people, I'm gonna loop this bitch."
shortly there after... please assume crash positions

or

AAAHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!!!!!
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6751|Long Island, New York
Fsx > Fs2004 :p
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6954|OctoLand

[FHF]MattyZ wrote:

I would have tried a barrel roll first.
Nah that's easy in a 747 on FS.
I know fucking karate
UK|Hooligan
Seriously, fuck off.
+103|6901|"The Empire"
How is a Boeing 747 at circle strafing?
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6503|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Ryan wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

I hope you never fly in real life.

"Hold on people, I'm gonna loop this bitch."
More like

"Please undo your seatbelts for a more thrilling ride."
OH SHIT I FORGOT TO TURN THE "FASTEN SEATBELTS" SIGN BACK ON!

mazerali62 wrote:

How is a Boeing 747 at circle strafing?
That depends. If you mean controlled, not very good. If you mean uncontrolled, looping and spinning in every which way, then very good.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6503|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

So, I reenacted my loop-de-loop, this time using a Landmark Airlines Boeing 747-400, departing out of De Gaulle International Airport in Paris. Begin at 32000 feet, again.

More shenanigans ensued!

Only the Frenchies could think of a name like this:
https://i7.tinypic.com/4xztkau.jpg

Safety first!
https://i12.tinypic.com/623u69x.jpg

So, let's pull up in an attempt to go in a loop (watch the contrails to see how my plane goes).
https://i8.tinypic.com/645lipv.jpg

Watch as my 747 begins to go up. Pretty smoke, eh?
https://i14.tinypic.com/6bdg4ft.jpg

And here we are, at the tippy-top of this loop-turned-arc.
https://i13.tinypic.com/6ayvay1.jpg

Witness the cruelty of Sir Isaac Newton's laws.
https://i10.tinypic.com/4lt5tg8.jpg

Remember, children, what goes up, must come...
https://i7.tinypic.com/4ve8nlk.jpg

...down!
https://i8.tinypic.com/68bwf7l.jpg


Don't worry, it was only some virtual Frenchies that were hurt in the making of this demonstration.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6345|Scotland!
Orly airport

So the loop de loop failed

Do a barrel roll !
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6783|Portland, OR, USA

Poseidon wrote:

Fsx > Fs2004 :p
truth
l41e
Member
+677|6861

"Orly tower to LM1337H, come in for lan...uh...landing...on...uh, what are you trying to...ohhh boy."
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6954|OctoLand
Pilot:  "Orly tower, this is AA 544 declaring an emergency, requesting an emergency approach"

Tower: "O rly?"

Pilot: "WTF!"

Last edited by justice (2007-07-19 05:27:43)

I know fucking karate
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6366|what

Pilot: "Ya rly! I say again. This is an emergency"

Tower: "No wai!"
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6985|PNW

Go into overspeed in a dive before you try to loop that beast.

Poseidon wrote:

Fsx > Fs2004 :p
FSX > my computer so f*ck off

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2007-07-19 12:31:53)

Ryan
Member
+1,230|7056|Alberta, Canada

Cowami, do an Immelman.
https://www.furball.warbirdsiii.com/krod/images/immelman-anim.gif

Last edited by Ryan (2007-07-19 12:32:26)

Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|6908|The Ville

[FHF]MattyZ wrote:

I would have tried a barrel roll first.
that works.


I can't wait for the new flight sim to come out for dx10.

Last edited by Obiwan (2007-07-19 12:36:01)

cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6503|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Go into overspeed in a dive before you try to loop that beast.

Poseidon wrote:

Fsx > Fs2004 :p
FSX > my computer so f*ck off
True tbh.

I'll go try one out now. I think this time, I'll start a little smaller. Say, a Boeing 777?
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6503|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

M'kay, so I tried an Immelman. This time, I left out of John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City, using an Orbit Airlines Boeing 777-300.

To say the least, I didn't crash and/or die this time.

First, I started by doing some sightseeing over Manhattan. Here's the World Financial District, formerly home to the World Trade Center. The Woolworth Building (one of the first skyscrapers in New York City) is visible just off my right wing.
https://i15.tinypic.com/6h360z8.png

Here's Midtown. Madison Square Garden, the United Nations, the Empire State Building, Chrysler Building, and Central Park are all visible. Try and find 'em all.
https://i10.tinypic.com/630krqp.png

So, using my magic game hax, I put myself at 25000 feet off the tip of Manhattan and began my Immelman.
https://i19.tinypic.com/4l40cqp.png

Begin pulling up...
https://i11.tinypic.com/63l2rnr.png

And I hit vertical!
https://i9.tinypic.com/4z9mhdw.png

YA RLY.
https://i14.tinypic.com/6aup7d0.png

And, at this point, the 777 begins tipping over, and to the side.
https://i13.tinypic.com/68be5wj.png

And now down.
https://i18.tinypic.com/6g1qsdl.png

But I recover, at 9000 feet altitude!
https://i16.tinypic.com/4kf9uma.png

Thank Jesus for flaps! (And the wing leveler switch on teh autopilot console )
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6954|OctoLand
*claps*
I know fucking karate
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6785

*claps too*

This makes me want to go and dig out my disk.
XeromeXWarrior
XeromeX = Zero-Sex?
+8|6352
My dad is a flightsim addict......he's building his own kinda cocpit...with real meters etc look etc

I just think its kinda sad...but thats imo

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