Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6534|So Cal
https://bp0.blogger.com/_vid37Yfw6KI/RpsgeGufNAI/AAAAAAAAA3A/V0o7HK-0UgY/s400/teatime-love-bite.jpg
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|6726|Scotland
nice
OmniDeath
~
+726|6650

lmao. thats crazy.
l41e
Member
+677|6655

In other news, divorce rates rise by 1%.
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6395|New York
Holy shit. That'll make great small talk for them.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|6836|Denver colorado
Now THATS kinky
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|6786|Great Brown North

lavadisk wrote:

Now THATS kinky
i dont know what would hurt more, getting bit or burned... i would take the burn
samfink
Member
+31|6562
ok, that's hilarious. bad sex act #2. bad sex act #1 is having sex on a  slanted roof.
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6747|OctoLand
I bet he's infertile now ...that'll teach em to mess with pancakes.

Last edited by justice (2007-07-16 10:02:15)

I know fucking karate
topal63
. . .
+533|6725
Archer
rapes face
+161|6430|Canuckistan
kinky
buLLet_t00th
Mr. Boombastic
+178|6449|Stealth City, UK
It looks like its from The Sun or The Daily Star, so I wouldn't be suprised if they just made it up themselves anyway.

Last edited by buLLet_t00th (2007-07-16 10:06:52)

topal63
. . .
+533|6725

buLLet_t00th wrote:

It looks like its from The Sun or The Daily Star, so I wouldn't be suprised if they just made it up themselves anyway.
I've heard this fake-story in one form or another over the years.

Headlines!
Epileptic bites down while giving head. Man uses frying pan to beat off wife - who's jaw was locked on penis.

Last edited by topal63 (2007-07-16 10:11:03)

sfarrar33
Halogenoalkane
+57|6625|InGerLand
its old and its fake, now wheres the one about that guy who had his cock chopped off by his wife and thrown out the car window, and later he had it re-attatched and went on to be a porn star, with the scar he got from it being the big draw...

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