House Spiders How Big do they get???? ( post yours )

2007-07-04 14:02:02

#51

Larkin: Banned; +22|6516|West Yorkshire, England

Mitch wrote:
Larkin wrote:
Noobeater wrote:
they might blind it though, if you have a chance to aim whilst its charging at you.
Yeah, get it in the eyes. Paintballs can kill humans if they are hit in the eye, so it should damage a bear. Or at the very least deter it.
Or piss it off and make it wanna tear you apart even more...

You never know, i honestly can't say i want to be in the situation where i would find out

Inspect@hDeck wrote:
Haha, I've chilled with a grizzly bear or two on many camping trips

Sure you wern't just smoking pot?

KILLSWITCH wrote:
I would have squealed like a little girl.

suomalainen_äijä wrote:
if i saw a spider like that one I would scream like a little baby lol

Any advance on little baby?

2007-07-04 14:05:23

#52

aZWARt325: Banned; +7|6159|Long Beach, California USA

insects dont bother me honestly. i get huge trantulas at my house and crap and i pick them up they dont bite or sting unless u really piss em off. same with scorpions i pick the black ones up too just handle them the right way, and sometimes at lake tahoe ill pick up the viniger scorpions but those things leave ur hand smelling like viniger for awhile.

2007-07-04 14:09:23

#53

Larkin: Banned; +22|6516|West Yorkshire, England

aZWARt325 wrote:
and sometimes at lake tahoe ill pick up the viniger scorpions but those things leave ur hand smelling like viniger for awhile.

What you wanna do is get some chips, and bit of salt and some Vinigar Scorpions!

2007-07-04 14:11:49

#54

mafropetee: Member; +18|6144|Altamonte Springs, FL

aZWARt325 wrote:
and sometimes at lake tahoe ill pick up the viniger scorpions but those things leave ur hand smelling like viniger for awhile.

lol well what did you expect?

anyway, i was kidding about the bear. i would probably calmly walk out of the room... and probably house... and call animal control or somethin. but i wouldnt flip. id just be like "damn... theres a bear in my room. thats not good."

cuz id rather not die. life has been quite good to me. and my L96A1 in BF2 has been especially good to me

2007-07-04 14:13:28

#55

Monkeyman911: Dun wori, it's K.; +76|6422|California, US

badhq wrote:
Ok first of all this spider was not presented at myt home just a somethingI found on the net and tought damn......

Lack of Horror/scary section,forces me to post this into funstuff sec....n'joy

Clock Spider
Long ago (in Internet years), someone came home to see four giant spider legs hanging out from the clock on their wall. Naturally, most people would monkey scream, and bounce into the safety of the night like a baby deer. This brave soul, however, grabbed a camera, removed the clock from the wall, and photographed the horror found beneath. Although the Huntsman spider isn't poisonous, we're fairly certain nobody could get so close to a vicious beast without losing at least a limb or two as a tasty spider snack.

http://www.fazed.org/content/clock_spid … spider.jpg

http://www.fazed.org/content/clock_spid … pider2.jpg

http://www.fazed.org/content/clock_spid … pider3.jpg

Holy shit! I would have shot the thing!

2007-07-04 14:17:43

#56

Larkin: Banned; +22|6516|West Yorkshire, England

mafropetee wrote:
aZWARt325 wrote:
and sometimes at lake tahoe ill pick up the viniger scorpions but those things leave ur hand smelling like viniger for awhile.
lol well what did you expect?

anyway, i was kidding about the bear. i would probably calmly walk out of the room... and probably house... and call animal control or somethin. but i wouldnt flip. id just be like "damn... theres a bear in my room. thats not good."

cuz id rather not die. life has been quite good to me. and my L96A1 in BF2 has been especially good to me

Now you see, if there was such a thing as a digital-matter converter. You could convert your Bf2 L96 into the real thing and shoot the bear! But of course theres no such thing and probably never will be, so my advice is "Run away!" it probably wont fit through the door to follow you. Which begs the obvious question "How the fuck did it get in there in the first place??"

2007-07-04 14:22:01

#57

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6525|South Florida

Larkin wrote:
Whenever i see a big spider i generally think argh its going to eat me then after i've climbed out of the attic i'll find a magazine and poke the spider onto it thentransfer it onto something else thats outside.
Best way to get rid of a spider (without using high explosives) is the "glass-and-paper" method, where u put the glass/jug/bathtub over the spider (depending on it's size) and then side the paper underneath the glass, then you can carry it outside.

Then we blow it up?

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-07-04 14:28:46

#58

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6272

once there was a medium sized spider under the table.i couldnt reach the spider so I took my mums perfume and a lighter and WOOOOSH!

Spidermans miniature is no more/

lol that was pretty cool

2007-07-04 14:50:35

#59

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6223|Escea

I hate little spiders and the really quick big ones, simply cause they run either at you or away from you and are a bitch to catch. I also dislike those jumpy spiders, they make firggin crap myself when they jump toward you.

2007-07-04 14:55:12

#60

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6493|N. Ireland

i'm not scared of them, but i dislike them.

big ones = bad
slow funs = lol
fast ones = very bad

k.

2007-07-04 15:07:11

#61

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6223|Escea

The Iraqi secret weapon

https://www.sodaro.org/blog/archives/spider.jpg

and also one mofo I don't want in my house

https://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/biggest/image2.JPG

2007-07-04 15:10:04

#62

Madiz: is back; +26|6756

https://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc328/Madiz991/signa.jpg

2007-07-04 15:11:41

#63

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6525|South Florida

Madiz wrote:
http://www.inteconline.co.uk/newsletter … spider.jpg

Last edited by Mitch (2007-07-04 15:11:51)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-07-04 15:13:15

#64

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6223|Escea

Madiz wrote:
http://www.inteconline.co.uk/newsletter … spider.jpg

lol I was gonna post that one, but thought the pic was too small. Nope I definately would not like to meet a Goliath Birdeater.

2007-07-04 15:15:01

#65

Rs_Dragongod: Member; +2|6268

Larkin wrote:
Mitch wrote:
Larkin wrote:

Yeah, get it in the eyes. Paintballs can kill humans if they are hit in the eye, so it should damage a bear. Or at the very least deter it.
Or piss it off and make it wanna tear you apart even more...
You never know, i honestly can't say i want to be in the situation where i would find out

Inspect@hDeck wrote:
Haha, I've chilled with a grizzly bear or two on many camping trips
Sure you wern't just smoking pot?

KILLSWITCH wrote:
I would have squealed like a little girl.
suomalainen_äijä wrote:
if i saw a spider like that one I would scream like a little baby lol
Any advance on little baby?

Unborn Fetus?

2007-07-04 15:18:21

#66

Madiz: is back; +26|6756

M.O.A.B wrote:
Madiz wrote:
http://www.inteconline.co.uk/newsletter … spider.jpg
lol I was gonna post that one, but thought the pic was too small. Nope I definately would not like to meet a Goliath Birdeater.

That was the best picture compared with human hand.

2007-07-04 15:23:16

#67

Pyrri: Member; +7|6623

DesertFox- wrote:
That's a weird thing. I don't really get spiders as much as centipedes anymore. Speaking of which:
http://www.uos.harvard.edu/images/ehs/p … e_main.jpg

Damn thing is all sorts of insects seem to attract themselves to the keyboard I'm using right now.

I'd take spiders anyday over centipedes.
*shivers*

2007-07-04 15:23:27

#68

Larkin: Banned; +22|6516|West Yorkshire, England

Rs_Dragongod wrote:
Unborn Fetus?

If i saw a spider i'd cry like an unborn foetus...

I don't know about you but i havn't heard any unborn babies crying!

It could work though if you want to take it in some sort of "hyperbole".

2007-07-04 15:26:38

#69

Madiz: is back; +26|6756

I think some spider species can jump too, this is scary as shit bunny hopping spider juping towards you.

2007-07-04 15:30:16

#70

Madiz: is back; +26|6756

Omfg 0-60 1.5sec :

2007-07-04 15:34:11

#71

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6223|Escea

And I thought those things were friggin slow.

*Walks into empty room and shuts door* AAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Soon follows*

2007-07-04 15:36:43

#72

topthrill05: Member; +125|6578|Rochester NY USA

Always have a cat on hand. Lock the cat in the room with the spider for a solid 10 hours, problem solved.

2007-07-04 15:43:54

#73

pedigreeuk: I'm English, not British!; +113|6771|Rotherham, England

Larkin wrote:
KILLSWITCH wrote:
I would have squealed like a little girl.
suomalainen_äijä wrote:
if i saw a spider like that one I would scream like a little baby lol
Any advance on little baby?

Yeah, I raise to a welshmans sheep

2007-07-04 15:46:09

#74

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6460|UK

I'd rather get mauled to death by a bear than bitten and killed by a spider.

2007-07-04 15:54:34

#75

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6560|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

all insects are kinda creepy... i like em dead, and behind glass..

https://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2515/scorpionsla3.jpg

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