You become good at monopoly, then Bill Gates sues you. Lots.
I wish I had a cheezburgurz.
I wish I had a cheezburgurz.
the cheezburgurz has aids - you contract aids and die a slow death
I wish I had an ET:QW beta key
I wish I had an ET:QW beta key
Why does he sue me? Care to elaborate?Penetrator_01 wrote:
You become good at monopoly, then Bill Gates sues you. Lots.
(Next poster does Gene's wish)
It's corrupt. What's more, it has a virus that destroys your computer.
I wish I weren't so tired.
I wish I weren't so tired.
Granted. Suddenly, a group of horny gay bananas chase after you for 4 hours, and in the end you become tired again.
I wish I could freeze time.
I wish I could freeze time.
You freeze time, and cannot unfreeze it. You die of old age, and completely lonely.
I wish I could post coherently.
I wish I could post coherently.
You begin posting coherently, where I begin to understand you. (You think) we become efriends and I arrange a meeting. As soon as you go up to the train station platform to begin your trip to our meeting point, I jump out behind you, hold a megaphone to you ear and scream "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!" as loud as I can. This shatters your eardrums, causing cranial bleeding while my ears are protected by earplugs. I then chest-kick you onto the rear coupling of the train, where the bolts lodge between your ribs, effectively locking you there as you are dragged several miles at hight speed over wooden railway sleepers, breaking and lacerating your legs and lower torso.Penetrator_01 wrote:
You freeze time, and cannot unfreeze it. You die of old age, and completely lonely.
I wish I could post coherently.
All this for posting a really, really bad backfire which you never remedied.
I wish I didn't know the main ending to Evangelion.
Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-07-02 07:02:18)
you dont know the ending, then i go spoil it for you again.Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
You begin posting coherently, where I begin to understand you. (You think) we become efriends and I arrange a meeting. As soon as you go up to the train station platform to begin your trip to our meeting point, I jump out behind you, hold a megaphone to you ear and scream "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!" as loud as I can. I then chest-kick you onto the rear coupling of the train, where the bolts lodge between your ribs, effectively locking you there as you are dragged several miles at hight speed over wooden railway sleepers, breaking and lacerating your legs and lower torso.Penetrator_01 wrote:
You freeze time, and cannot unfreeze it. You die of old age, and completely lonely.
I wish I could post coherently.
All this for posting a really, really bad backfire which you never remedied.
I wish I didn't know the main ending to Evangelion.
I wish my name wasnt so awesome
The main ending is all but a decoy, when everyone nearly dies of leprosy, but don't.Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
You begin posting coherently, where I begin to understand you. (You think) we become efriends and I arrange a meeting. As soon as you go up to the train station platform to begin your trip to our meeting point, I jump out behind you, hold a megaphone to you ear and scream "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!" as loud as I can. I then chest-kick you onto the rear coupling of the train, where the bolts lodge between your ribs, effectively locking you there as you are dragged several miles at hight speed over wooden railway sleepers, breaking and lacerating your legs and lower torso.Penetrator_01 wrote:
You freeze time, and cannot unfreeze it. You die of old age, and completely lonely.
I wish I could post coherently.
All this for posting a really, really bad backfire which you never remedied.
I wish I didn't know the main ending to Evangelion.
Bill gates finishes sueing you, as he sees your monopoly skills as a corporate threat to his companies financial domination after you buy Netscape.
I wish that BF2S members gave peas a chance.
Wish granted. Peas are the only food BF2S members can eat now - anything else gives really bad diarrhea. Unfortunately they know you put this curse on them and all have your address and a free plane ticket to the nearest airport.
I wish I could read womens' minds.
I wish I could read womens' minds.
Last edited by Harmor (2007-07-02 08:35:30)
granted, u find out ur wife is doing the pool boy
i wish i could breathe underwater
i wish i could breathe underwater
You can now breath underwater, unfortunately you're in the middle of a desert at the time.
I wish my teeth were white.
I wish my teeth were white.
Someone pours buckets of white paint into your mouth, making your teeth white but also poisoning and killing you.
I wish for more karma
I wish for more karma
you get a million karma, but a jealous bf2s member hunts you down, and rapes you for a million days whilst you have to karma him every one of those days so he has as many karmas as you. then he rapes you some more.
i wish that this wish does not backfire.
i wish that this wish does not backfire.
Last edited by mkxiii (2007-07-02 09:37:43)
Granted your wish does not backfire, you have just wasted a wish that could have been used to end war and start world peace, instead you waste it on non sense. Way to go
I wish cannabis was legalized to all citizens around the world, and that none of it was poisoned in anyway or anything wrong with it.
I wish cannabis was legalized to all citizens around the world, and that none of it was poisoned in anyway or anything wrong with it.
Granted, but after a while, you get tired of weed and try acid. You then proceed to fall of a cliff.trackstarr wrote:
Granted your wish does not backfire, you have just wasted a wish that could have been used to end war and start world peace, instead you waste it on non sense. Way to go
I wish cannabis was legalized to all citizens around the world, and that none of it was poisoned in anyway or anything wrong with it.
I wish I was magic.
edit: dammit
granted. you are magic. you disappear in a puff of smoke.
i wish i could travel through time
granted. you are magic. you disappear in a puff of smoke.
i wish i could travel through time
Last edited by tthf (2007-07-02 21:08:08)
You travel through tim, but you travel to the bible days and god smotes you!
I wish i was better at flying jets in BF2
I wish i was better at flying jets in BF2
Granted, unfortunately the jets fly as fast as infantry, but at least you don't crash into things anymore.
I wish women could reproduce without men using bone marrow as sperm.
I wish women could reproduce without men using bone marrow as sperm.
Granted. Now, instead of banging a girl in her bedroom, you have to donate your bone marrow to her.
I wish I wasn't bored.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Sarrk is hereTetrino wrote:
Granted. Now, instead of banging a girl in her bedroom, you have to donate your bone marrow to her.
I wish I wasn't bored.
The downside?
Sarrk is here
I wish for lolcats.
lolcats come in their thousands, and eat the sharrk.
I wish for loldogs
I wish for loldogs
you get your loldogs but you dont find them funny
i wish i could find the first disc to baulders gate 2
i wish i could find the first disc to baulders gate 2
Last edited by <<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven (2007-07-02 23:46:32)
They turn out just as bad and annoying as lolcats.Mr.Surgeons wrote:
lolcats come in their thousands, and eat the sharrk.
I wish for loldogs
You find it in several pieces under your bed.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
you get your loldogs but you dont find them funny
i wish i could find the first disc to baulders gate 2
I wish that I had finished my Sport essay.
Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-07-02 23:47:55)
loldogs means hot dogs in some remote African language.Mr.Surgeons wrote:
lolcats come in their thousands, and eat the sharrk.
I wish for loldogs
I wish for infinite Battlefield 2 pwnage skills.