The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2007-07-02 01:15:31

#576

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6883|Uhh... erm...

Granted. However, you get sued by Jamie Oliver for using his recipes without permission and you end up bankrupt, homeless and lacking a stove to cook anything.

I wish my computer could play any game on Earth without any complications occurring whatsoever.

2007-07-02 01:22:55

#577

tthf: Member 5307; +210|6910|06-01

Tetrino wrote:
Granted. However, you get sued by Jamie Oliver for using his recipes without permission and you end up bankrupt, homeless and lacking a stove to cook anything.

I wish my computer could play any game on Earth without any complications occurring whatsoever.

granted, but the moment you leave your house it gets stolen.

i wish my boss would give me a raise.

2007-07-02 02:03:28

#578

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6883|Uhh... erm...

Granted. The next day, he gets fired and a Hitler clone takes over. He forces you to massage his feet so that you may get the privelage of drinking his urine.

I wish my country didn't have such a hot and humid climate. I'm burning here!

2007-07-02 02:06:36

#579

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6660|Bournemouth, South England

granted, Global cooling turns you ino a meat popsicle.

I wish I wasn't as good looking as I am now.

2007-07-02 02:10:09

#580

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|6890|netherlands, sweet lake city

granted your still a hotty ^^ want my number ?

I wish that I'm gonna find my wallet

Last edited by kn0ckahh (2007-07-02 02:11:20)

2007-07-02 02:11:10

#581

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6660|Bournemouth, South England

Granted. I return your *empty* wallet.

I wish I didnt have hay fever.

2007-07-02 02:13:10

#582

tthf: Member 5307; +210|6910|06-01

granted. you have syphillis instead.

i wish i could have a beer now

2007-07-02 02:13:44

#583

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|6890|netherlands, sweet lake city

granted but its warm

I wish I had a freezer

Last edited by kn0ckahh (2007-07-02 02:14:11)

2007-07-02 02:23:59

#584

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6883|Uhh... erm...

Granted but the police finds 50 raped corpses in it. You're executed for crimes against humanity.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish!

2007-07-02 02:27:11

#585

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6660|Bournemouth, South England

You, good sir, are now a fish. A small fish, being digested by a larger fish.

I wish someone would make me a coffee.

2007-07-02 02:31:34

#586

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|6890|netherlands, sweet lake city

I will make one for you, plz don't mind that I accidentally drank it. you'll get it when it comes out.

I wish I had a monster truck

2007-07-02 03:22:52

#587

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6883|Uhh... erm...

Granted. The truck has a personality of its own and eats you.

I wish I could speak Arabic.

2007-07-02 03:29:26

#588

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6671|Adelaide, South Australia

Tetrino wrote:
Granted. The truck has a personality of its own and eats you.

I wish I could speak Arabic.

You now speak Arabic. Of course, you cant understand it when other people speak it, and you lose all previous linguistic knowledge.

I wish I was King Leonidas.

2007-07-02 03:32:22

#589

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6558|NSW, Australia

you end up dying so...go for it

i wish i could get any computer game i wanted free for the rest of my life with absoultly no negative reprecussions

2007-07-02 03:56:40

#590

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6474|Orrstrayleea

You can get any game for free, but someone steals your PC and all other gaming consoles you own

I wish for 500$, then i could buy my new PC

2007-07-02 04:00:38

#591

Twist: Too old to be doing this sh*t; +103|6675|Little blue planet, milky way

You GET your $500, but in HK dollar, so you now have about USD $30 for a new PC, and the prices just went up.

I wish people would stop backfiring all these wishes !

2007-07-02 04:03:01

#592

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6671|Adelaide, South Australia

Twist wrote:
You GET your $500, but in HK dollar, so you now have about USD $30 for a new PC, and the prices just went up.

I wish people would stop backfiring all these wishes !

So they begin to backfire EVERY OTHER WISH EVER MADE.

I wish I had moar pics to Spartashop.

2007-07-02 04:09:23

#593

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6660|Bournemouth, South England

You have sooo many Sparta-shops, you get kicked down a well by an angry bearded man.

I wish I didn't eat that curry last night....

2007-07-02 04:24:26

#594

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6883|Uhh... erm...

Granted. You instead got drunk and ate a hobo's balls.

I wish I had a P90 with unlimited ammo and targets to kill.

2007-07-02 04:27:30

#595

jamiet757: Member; +138|6774

Tetrino wrote:
Granted. You instead got drunk and ate a hobo's balls.

I wish I had a P90 with unlimited ammo and targets to kill.

Ok, you have a P90 with unlimited ammo and targets, you turn a corner, and some noob knifes you in the face, then your computer crashes

I wish I didn't have to get up at 7:00am everyday

2007-07-02 04:41:29

#596

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6883|Uhh... erm...

Granted. You now have to get up at 5.00am everyday. Or you'll get buttraped by Mike Tyson.

I wish I had more karma.

2007-07-02 04:44:48

#597

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6671|Adelaide, South Australia

You get so much Karma that you're banned for Karma padding. /lamebackfire

I wish I had Photoshop CS3.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-07-02 04:45:06)

2007-07-02 04:50:28

#598

scottomus0: Teh forum ghey!; +172|6789|Wigan. Manchester. England.

You now have CS3, but the serial key is in use!

I wish i was driving already.

2007-07-02 04:52:18

#599

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6660|Bournemouth, South England

Granted. PS CS3 belongs to you, however, you get found with dubious pictures of young animals manipulated into compromising positions, and consequently arrested. Oopsy.

I wish my missus would shave her armpits....

2007-07-02 04:52:19

#600

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6671|Adelaide, South Australia

scottomus0 wrote:
You now have CS3, but the serial key is in use!

I wish i was driving already.

You're driving! Off a cliff!

Penetrator_01 wrote:
Granted. PS CS3 belongs to you, however, you get found with dubious pictures of young animals manipulated into compromising positions, and consequently arrested. Oopsy.

I wish my missus would shave her armpits....

She shaves them, and deposits the hair in your mouth while you sleep.

I wish I was good at Monopoly.

Last edited by Fenris_GreyClaw (2007-07-02 04:53:23)

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