Marlboroman - Guide to Making You Look Like Less of a Dumbass

2007-06-26 07:32:00

#1

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6624|Camp XRay

Rule 1 - OMG!! STATS R UP/DOWN - This game has been out for over two years. No one cares anymore about stats and neither should you.

Rule 2 - OMG!!! GIVE ME A BETA KEY - Slowly back away from the computer. Find the nearest loaded weapon and blow your brains out. If no one is willing to give you a beta key, and you cannot get one on your own, take that as a sign that world hates you and you should kill yourself for caring about a video game so much.

Rule 3 - OMG!!! WILL CRYSIS RUN ON MY COMP!@!@@@!!! - Most of the people who make these post are smart enough to put together their own computers, but not smart enough to google the crysis wiki. Bull shit. This is another excuse to whip out your e-penis and show everyone on the interwebs how bad ass your pc is. No one cares, again kill yourself.

...more to come.

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2007-06-26 07:33:00

#2

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6570|Mountains of NC

OMG, I can't help but to stare at your sig

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2007-06-26 07:34:05

#3

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|6740|netherlands, sweet lake city

omg I got killed by a n00bgun

2007-06-26 07:35:53

#4

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|6766|Dallas

Lesson 1 From the veteren:

Stupid people will never change. Period.

I found that out a long time ago. Trying to help/fight/stop/curb stupidity is like trying to put out a California wildfire with a bottle of Aquafina.

2007-06-26 07:36:02

#5

Entertayner: Member; +826|6572

Put "OMG" in front of every sentance then basically...?

2007-06-26 07:36:39

#6

Retalliation[1337]: Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"; +51|6476|Belgium

Omg ure sig turns me on!!!!

2007-06-26 07:37:03

#7

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6740|The Hague, Netherlands

Rule 4, taking Marlboroman seriously

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2007-06-26 07:37:08

#8

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6448|Boulder, CO

Its just like a load of people i know to do that actually, they ask a question and my response (if its not a hard question or one that i can be bothered to answer) is always google it yet people never seem to learn to do so.

2007-06-26 07:37:12

#9

derstralle: Iron Egg Skill, bitches!; +29|6216

SEREMAKER wrote:
OMG, I can't help but to stare at your sig

Use Firefox, right click on his sig (yes, you have to look at it a final time ) and select "ban images from such and such".

2007-06-26 07:42:00

#10

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|6651|Keyboard

Rule 5 - OMG!!! I'LL POST IT FIRST - Making threads without searching for the topic first (like yesterday's "stats are back!!!!!" outbrake)

2007-06-26 07:46:58

#11

Zodiaccup: Member; +42|6547

Cougar wrote:
Lesson 1 From the veteren:

Stupid people will never change. Period.

Sure on that one? Idiocracy anyone? ^^

2007-06-26 07:48:39

#12

topal63: . . .; +533|6720

Actually read books... that would help.

2007-06-26 07:50:53

#13

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6699

derstralle wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
OMG, I can't help but to stare at your sig
Use Firefox, right click on his sig (yes, you have to look at it a final time ) and select "ban images from such and such".

I did that a LONG time ago. You people and your fads.

2007-06-26 07:51:03

#14

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|6693|Calgary

OMG stats are down?!?!?!?!

2007-06-26 07:51:54

#15

stef10: Member; +173|6483|Denmark

What a bunch of crap!

2007-06-26 07:53:55

#16

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6622|London, England

I can't play BF2 so i missed out on the whole omg no stats scam.

I would've played PR throughout the whole time anyway, but it's still gay.

2007-06-26 07:58:40

#17

ColtsX: #baddie; +157|6548

Superslim wrote:
OMG stats are down?!?!?!?!

2007-06-26 08:00:34

#18

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6491|Gogledd Cymru

A rule from the surgeon

Never, ever, ever, ever say omg change your sig or malbmans sig is gay
This makes you a tool, there are several methods of disabling sigs, google it moron!

2007-06-26 08:03:52

#19

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6469

surgeon_bond wrote:
A rule from the surgeon

Never, ever, ever, ever say omg change your sig or malbmans sig is gay
This makes you a tool, there are several methods of disabling sigs, google it moron!

Malburoman's sig is the secks.

2007-06-26 08:04:49

#20

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6524|...

Good guide, but like the congress, it wil change nothing.

2007-06-26 08:05:40

#21

PspRpg-7: -; +961|6699

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
surgeon_bond wrote:
A rule from the surgeon

Never, ever, ever, ever say omg change your sig or malbmans sig is gay
This makes you a tool, there are several methods of disabling sigs, google it moron!
Malburoman's sig is the secks.

Why?

2007-06-26 08:05:50

#22

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6624|Camp XRay

jsnipy wrote:
Good guide, but like the congress, it wil change nothing.

good thing this is a dictatorship. one which i rule with an iron fist.

2007-06-26 08:07:27

#23

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6524|...

Marlboroman82 wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
Good guide, but like the congress, it wil change nothing.
good thing this is a dictatorship. one which i rule with an iron fist.

Emperor Marlboroman82 I

2007-06-26 08:08:29

#24

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6624|Camp XRay

jsnipy wrote:
Marlboroman82 wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
Good guide, but like the congress, it wil change nothing.
good thing this is a dictatorship. one which i rule with an iron fist.
Emperor Marlboroman82 I

I official decree jsnipy my royal cabana boy

2007-06-26 08:09:37

#25

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6491|Gogledd Cymru

jsnipy wrote:
Marlboroman82 wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
Good guide, but like the congress, it wil change nothing.
good thing this is a dictatorship. one which i rule with an iron fist.
Emperor Marlboroman82 I

And his sexy Secretary jsnipy

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