S4int... I think I played with you lastnight... 24/7 city maps plus wake?
lol, sorry off topic.
lol, sorry off topic.
Last edited by =[4th]=SlayThem (2006-01-25 18:10:04)
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Yeah, you forgot about the people who quote a huge post just to add their one comment.Berserk_Vampire wrote:
fat.TehSeraphim wrote:
-First and foremost, start out by posting. A lot. It's also helpful to never use the search function. If you want to go for the gold, be sure to read a post, then instead of writing a reply, create a post directly above it asking a slightly reworded version of the question already asked. Also, make sure that all your posts are in the wrong section - if you have a complaint, make sure you post it in the tech section, etc - you get the idea.
-Never read what everyone has to say. Reiterating what's already been stated many many times is what your true aim is.
-Flame people for asking honest questions. Flame people for asking stupid questions. Generally, flame anyone for any reason. Also, don't make your flames intelligent - the best flames are completely unbased such as "omfg you homo". To REALLY excel at flaming, every flame you have MUST be a personal attack on someone, even though they're probably thousands of miles from you and you never have and never will meet them - i.e. "you're fat/ugly/pimply/socially challenged".
-Create posts that are unintelligent that you know will rile people up, such as posts like "if you're over 19 and playing video games you have no life" (I'm sure we all remember this post).
-Accuse players of hacking - constantly. If you die in an FPS, it's most certainly not your fault - the other player is using a 3rd party product to gain the edge on your elite lance corporal skills.
-In conjunction with the prior, accuse people who you've played with who get good scores as stat padders. Since your best round score is 56, it's completely unfeasible that anyone could beat your awesome Best Round Score. It helps if you take a screenshot of the scoreboard and not of anything that could prove cheating happened, and then post it on the forums as "stone cold proof" that someones a padder.
-Did I mention personally accuse people of hacking?
- Be shur to completly avoyd propur gramr and punktuashun uv any sort?
-Type in 1337 - only the coolest kids do that.
That's about it. If you do these things, you probably should refrain from posting on the forums, since you ruin the experience for us all.
What about the classic:
"I have 5 hours as SAS but I didn't get the ribbon!"
"I have 5 hours as SAS but I didn't get the ribbon!"
i didnt get the ribbion even though i hadd 5 hours as sas wtf?
Like this?Gulf_War_Syndrome wrote:
Yeah, you forgot about the people who quote a huge post just to add their one comment.Berserk_Vampire wrote:
fat.TehSeraphim wrote:
-First and foremost, start out by posting. A lot. It's also helpful to never use the search function. If you want to go for the gold, be sure to read a post, then instead of writing a reply, create a post directly above it asking a slightly reworded version of the question already asked. Also, make sure that all your posts are in the wrong section - if you have a complaint, make sure you post it in the tech section, etc - you get the idea.
-Never read what everyone has to say. Reiterating what's already been stated many many times is what your true aim is.
-Flame people for asking honest questions. Flame people for asking stupid questions. Generally, flame anyone for any reason. Also, don't make your flames intelligent - the best flames are completely unbased such as "omfg you homo". To REALLY excel at flaming, every flame you have MUST be a personal attack on someone, even though they're probably thousands of miles from you and you never have and never will meet them - i.e. "you're fat/ugly/pimply/socially challenged".
-Create posts that are unintelligent that you know will rile people up, such as posts like "if you're over 19 and playing video games you have no life" (I'm sure we all remember this post).
-Accuse players of hacking - constantly. If you die in an FPS, it's most certainly not your fault - the other player is using a 3rd party product to gain the edge on your elite lance corporal skills.
-In conjunction with the prior, accuse people who you've played with who get good scores as stat padders. Since your best round score is 56, it's completely unfeasible that anyone could beat your awesome Best Round Score. It helps if you take a screenshot of the scoreboard and not of anything that could prove cheating happened, and then post it on the forums as "stone cold proof" that someones a padder.
-Did I mention personally accuse people of hacking?
- Be shur to completly avoyd propur gramr and punktuashun uv any sort?
-Type in 1337 - only the coolest kids do that.
That's about it. If you do these things, you probably should refrain from posting on the forums, since you ruin the experience for us all.
I like cheese.
dig 'emBert10099 wrote:
Like this?Gulf_War_Syndrome wrote:
Yeah, you forgot about the people who quote a huge post just to add their one comment.Berserk_Vampire wrote:
fat.
I like cheese.
Yes Yes! Sticky this muthaluva!S4INT05 wrote:
feature post!
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.SysTray wrote:
I know a few (I mean many) people who fit these requirements.
Yea I know a few too.
(P.S. how am I doing?)
or act selfimportant and be judgemental What's 1337 ? why is that cool. I guess I am out of the loop as I wear my hat straight And my pants are on correctly.
1337 = 'leet = elite
.... kids eh? I need these cool sayings and spellings in my vocabulary.Horseman 77 wrote:
or act selfimportant and be judgemental What's 1337 ? why is that cool. I guess I am out of the loop as I wear my hat straight And my pants are on correctly.
I always thought it was a street address.S4INT05 wrote:
1337 = 'leet = elite
yep!=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
S4int... I think I played with you lastnight... 24/7 city maps plus wake?
lol, sorry off topic.
fun times with the knife, then you started pwning me. .
WTF is "PWND"???
p.s. "WTF"="What the Fuck???"
p.s. "WTF"="What the Fuck???"
what about people who have a huge, distracting, slightly pornographic signature image but their stats suck cos they could only afford to by the game like 3 months after it came out?ilyandor wrote:
WTF is "PWND"???
p.s. "WTF"="What the Fuck???"
Nothing wrong with slightly pornographic images. I would encourage full on pornos, but that's against site rules, and I don't think the kiddies should be seein' the ladies' goodies before they can do it in rea life.
yea, spoils the fun.TehSeraphim wrote:
Nothing wrong with slightly pornographic images. I would encourage full on pornos, but that's against site rules, and I don't think the kiddies should be seein' the ladies' goodies before they can do it in rea life.
pwned = owned...usually typed pwned because the O and P are right there and it gets mixed up...plus pwned just looks cool.
WTF = What The Fuck
jeez...come on kiddies, learn some 1337 5p34k
thats not porno...lol.TehSeraphim wrote:
Nothing wrong with slightly pornographic images. I would encourage full on pornos, but that's against site rules, and I don't think the kiddies should be seein' the ladies' goodies before they can do it in rea life.
thats a slim fast loose weight commercial pick..
look at that shiney fat hanging there...aaaarch get it out.
go fuck some anorexic crackwhores who look like 12 year old boys and weigh less than my bf2 box.TheMajorBummer wrote:
thats not porno...lol.TehSeraphim wrote:
Nothing wrong with slightly pornographic images. I would encourage full on pornos, but that's against site rules, and I don't think the kiddies should be seein' the ladies' goodies before they can do it in rea life.
thats a slim fast loose weight commercial pick..
look at that shiney fat hanging there...aaaarch get it out.
p.s. and why dont YOU go throw up, ey? get rid of that breakfast, quick, before you gain any weight...cos you wanna be right up there, on the catwalk, pale as a mutherfucker, fucking skeleton-gayman.
5h7upudu/|\f47h4ck1ngg17c05ir13373r7h4nu101z
And when someone does reply, remember rule number one: you are allways right and everybody else is wrong!TehSeraphim wrote:
-Never read what everyone has to say.
0W Y3A 0MG! I ALLM0ST F0RG0T, B3F0RE Y0U START Y0UR DUBBLE P0STING, ALLWAYS TURN 0N Y0UR CAPS L0CK, S0 Y0U CAN SH0W 0FF Y0UR UB3R L33T 1337 C0MPU SKILLZZZ!!!!!111!
Not to mention quoting long posts and saying stuff that has nothing to do with the quote. much like this.TehSeraphim wrote:
-First and foremost, start out by posting. A lot. It's also helpful to never use the search function. If you want to go for the gold, be sure to read a post, then instead of writing a reply, create a post directly above it asking a slightly reworded version of the question already asked. Also, make sure that all your posts are in the wrong section - if you have a complaint, make sure you post it in the tech section, etc - you get the idea.
-Never read what everyone has to say. Reiterating what's already been stated many many times is what your true aim is.
-Flame people for asking honest questions. Flame people for asking stupid questions. Generally, flame anyone for any reason. Also, don't make your flames intelligent - the best flames are completely unbased such as "omfg you homo". To REALLY excel at flaming, every flame you have MUST be a personal attack on someone, even though they're probably thousands of miles from you and you never have and never will meet them - i.e. "you're fat/ugly/pimply/socially challenged".
-Create posts that are unintelligent that you know will rile people up, such as posts like "if you're over 19 and playing video games you have no life" (I'm sure we all remember this post).
-Accuse players of hacking - constantly. If you die in an FPS, it's most certainly not your fault - the other player is using a 3rd party product to gain the edge on your elite lance corporal skills.
-In conjunction with the prior, accuse people who you've played with who get good scores as stat padders. Since your best round score is 56, it's completely unfeasible that anyone could beat your awesome Best Round Score. It helps if you take a screenshot of the scoreboard and not of anything that could prove cheating happened, and then post it on the forums as "stone cold proof" that someones a padder.
-Did I mention personally accuse people of hacking?
- Be shur to completly avoyd propur gramr and punktuashun uv any sort?
-Type in 1337 - only the coolest kids do that.
That's about it. If you do these things, you probably should refrain from posting on the forums, since you ruin the experience for us all.
Also, scrolling down is a pain in the ass.
Last edited by idiotofwar (2006-01-26 14:05:33)
- creating long posts of lolololololololol ,just 'copy' and hold down 'ctrl+v' which will continually paste it (and dont forget to quote it several times)
- use the 1337 speak generator to help http://www.uni-weimar.de/~schulz3/leetg … pplet.html
- dont start off in a forum by immediatly abusing everything and everyone you see, i have found it important to get to barings with a forum, by seeing the limits and how often moderators or admins are online. Forums that are rarely checked are a gold mine
- get a friend to help out. Raging forums is great fun, even greater with numbers.
- posting links like lemonparty.org and alos meatspin.com can get great reactions from people. (also putting that l-party pic in your signature is hilarious)
- pick on the person that trys to attack you most and dont stop, even abuse them in p.m's
- use the 1337 speak generator to help http://www.uni-weimar.de/~schulz3/leetg … pplet.html
- dont start off in a forum by immediatly abusing everything and everyone you see, i have found it important to get to barings with a forum, by seeing the limits and how often moderators or admins are online. Forums that are rarely checked are a gold mine
- get a friend to help out. Raging forums is great fun, even greater with numbers.
- posting links like lemonparty.org and alos meatspin.com can get great reactions from people. (also putting that l-party pic in your signature is hilarious)
- pick on the person that trys to attack you most and dont stop, even abuse them in p.m's
Somebody should make this a sticky for posting newbies.
Posting and You! (Flash movie)
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/posting.html
Posting and You! (Flash movie)
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/posting.html
also
-make posts about how people don't use the search feature (even if the guy who posted before you already said it)
-take hours out of your day making a thread about how annoying it is to see pointless threads made, when it would be easier just to reply to them in the first place
-never ignore a flamer. always take on what they say and carry it around with you until the day you die/no longer visit the forums
-make posts about how people don't use the search feature (even if the guy who posted before you already said it)
-take hours out of your day making a thread about how annoying it is to see pointless threads made, when it would be easier just to reply to them in the first place
-never ignore a flamer. always take on what they say and carry it around with you until the day you die/no longer visit the forums
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