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2005-12-11 18:18:53

#51

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6969|Uhh... erm...

This just happened yesterday at Mashtuur, I spawned as a Medic, and a UAV revealed a guy on top of a building. I climb up and see a MEC sniper. I took out my shock paddles and, suddenly, I EXPERIENCE CONNECTION PROBLEMS! The game goes back to normal, and I'm about to electrocute the guy and:

USMC has won the round (***-0)

I was so annoyed.

2005-12-11 18:29:34

#52

tthf: Member 5307; +210|6996|06-01

sharqi map, playing MEC.
near the tv station, spied two USMC prone taking pot shots into my teammates, went around them.
shanked the first guy with my knife.
started to feel cocky as the second hadn't even noticed me yet.
decided to run at him from his side and swan dive in front of his face to knife.
anyways i run, i jump, i execute the perfect swan dive, and stabbed....problem was he decided to move back as i was in midair, so all i stabbed was air, with the guy just staring at me! i couldn't believe i missed!
during this periond of shock, he gets out his knife and gets me instead!
and he types, "man, u suck!" to add insult to injury (death actually).
for the rest of that round, i managed to sneak up upon two other guys, no knife, they just ate lead...

2005-12-11 19:49:42

#53

mikeshw: Radioactive Glo; +130|7076|A Small Isle in the Tropics

I applied shock paddles to an APC last night on Oman. And guess what.."Team Vehicle damage".. duh. I wanted to experiment if it does actually electrocute the occupiers inside. But, I should have done it on an enemy vehicle

2005-12-11 19:54:32

#54

tthf: Member 5307; +210|6996|06-01

hey mikeshw...

think i was on the same server with you yesterday.

was playing as wicked tthf

2005-12-11 20:02:50

#55

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7076

Get out of Dune Buggy, go prone, Dunny buggy rolls down hill on top of me, Pretty cool.

2005-12-11 20:04:04

#56

mikeshw: Radioactive Glo; +130|7076|A Small Isle in the Tropics

tthf wrote:
hey mikeshw...

think i was on the same server with you yesterday.

was playing as wicked tthf

ha! I thought it was you It was an SF map with SAS vs Spetsnaz. On the one game i decided not to be an engie whore, and lo and behold..the only bridge leading out of the SAS flag was blown up, and I stood there for quite a while not knowing what to do next. So I got onto the BH, flew across the city, and got shot down.

i normally place [BF2s] in front of my name Maybe I should say [HeadlessChicken]

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2005-12-11 20:04:28

#57

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7076

place claymore at base of ladder, climb ladder, notice freindly claymore at top.

2005-12-11 20:23:26

#58

tthf: Member 5307; +210|6996|06-01

mikeshw wrote:
tthf wrote:
hey mikeshw...

think i was on the same server with you yesterday.

was playing as wicked tthf
ha! I thought it was you It was an SF map with SAS vs Spetsnaz. On the one game i decided not to be an engie whore, and lo and behold..the only bridge leading out of the SAS flag was blown up, and I stood there for quite a while not knowing what to do next. So I got onto the BH, flew across the city, and got shot down.

i normally place [BF2s] in front of my name Maybe I should say [HeadlessChicken]

LOL.
wanted to message you in game but wasn't too sure. besides, i was too busy getting my ass whipped. still not too familiar with the SF maps. keep running into the enemy at every turn and dying for some reason.....hmmm

2005-12-11 21:01:52

#59

=FDX=VEga: Carlos Hathcock Jr; +7|6950|'Ull, Yorkshire, England

My favourite moment -

I climbed onto a roof with my M24 on Sharqui Peninsula and spotted 4 guys on a roof about 100 metres away, i shot one of them and he gets revived straight away by a medic lying next to him, so i shoot the medic and he gets revived by another of the group who happens to be a medic. I ended up shooting these guys repeatedly for approximately 5 minutes until one of them realised where i was and started shooting, i hid behind a vent on the roof and composed myself to pop out and shoot the guy who had spotted me. I guess his friends had figured out where i was because a minute later one of the guys i'd been sniping for the past 5 minutes climbs up the ladder straight into my claymore. I put another clay at the top of the ladder, jumped off the roof and ran like stink, only to see the guy that ran into my last one get killed by the second one. Found myself another perch and carried on with the carnage.

Funniest moment -

Playing on Daqing Oilfields today, i was just taking off in a J10 from the Chinese Airfield only to see a FAV with 3 Spec-Ops guys park up in front of my teams UAV trailer (i guess they were planning on blowing it up), the 3 guys promptly jumped out and stood in the middle of the runway shooting at me with their puny M4's, only to get flattened as my afterburner kicked and i shot down the runway.

Also had a guy jump out of his hummer today when he spotted me at a spawn, he must have forgotten to put the handbrake on because he got mowed down as it carried on into a wall, was kinda dissapointed to miss out on the kill but i laughed my ass off at the time.

2005-12-11 21:11:11

#60

h4r13quin: Member; +0|6966

Back in the day before the supply drops were vividly displayed on the minimap, my friend went prone with a support gun while capturing a flag. Unbeknownst to him and I, a supply drop was already underway; my friend was thusly killed by the slowest moving form of death, the supply crate.

2005-12-11 21:19:07

#61

Captain_Slog: PUNISHED?!...*sigh*; +2|6969|Perth, Australia

When I am in transport I us the horn alot to let people know I am coming or to get in or get out of the way.

Well the other day I was in a tank on Zatar and came up behind a team member standing in the middle of the bridge blocking my path, so I left clicked the horn to let him know I want past and blew him away with the 120mm.

The funniest thing was he didn't punish!

2005-12-11 21:53:06

#62

heli-geek: Member; +0|6950

My personal favorite moment was on Kubra Dam came down from capturing the concstruction flag got into the buggy and go flying down the path to see a lineback teetering off the cliff raping my teammates in the lower damn so I ram him with the buggy and off the side he goes and I get the kill. I nearly wet myself on that one.

Another moment in Kubra was in the lower damn spawning as support I pop up and see an enemy tank so I throw some ammo pouches on him and out comes the soldier so I hop in and blow him away and get the flag defend LMAO plus I backed up and picked up my ammo to resupply myself.

2006-01-11 07:21:06

#63

mikeshw: Radioactive Glo; +130|7076|A Small Isle in the Tropics

*bumped*

Mommy! Mommy! Looks who just dropped into our swimming pool!

Here's one from last night..at Oman, where I raced to the flag with my squad, and me in my M1 tank. The MEC tank saw me coming into the hotel CP, missed me with his first shot. I closed the distance on him by charging towards him. He panicked and kept backing up..and whoopsy daisy..into the swimming pool he went.. He was just sitting there, easy picking for my squad's AT

https://static.flickr.com/42/85225103_fac6104a62.jpg

2006-01-25 20:52:42

#64

Kkookie: Don't Flame; +20|6982|St. Paul, MN

hey! I thought I said this topic will go on forever...

2006-01-25 22:07:20

#65

Co77er: Member; +0|6907

Blind Shots with TOW, oh how fun it is, Dalian Plant, Reactor Towers, Shot, killed a Cobra. Then got banned for hacking

Edit: Wasnt actually hacking fyi

Last edited by Co77er (2006-01-25 22:07:43)

2006-01-25 22:28:10

#66

Umbra Acciptris: Member; +1|6994

never ever fly over artilery batteries. even friendly ones.

I once loaded up my black hawk with my squad. We had been doing great. This was right after the patch that only allowed for the pilot to get flag caps while in a chopper. So I had been directing all but the gunners to get out and cap the flag, I used the BH for fire support while they did.
We were captuing a base, incomes the arty, and manages to kill us all. Ok no biggie, respawn back at main base, load up BH, take off. Just as I am going of the friendly arty, our comander orders a strike. FYI, outgoing arty hits harder than incoming arty. for the incoming the BH took 2 hits, for the outgoing, only one.

My squad had a good laugh over that.

2006-01-25 22:30:41

#67

imdead: Death StatPadder; +228|7007|Human Meat Shield

I just realized I have a shitty video card.... There is actually water in the pool???

2006-01-26 08:12:09

#68

\o/ AfterMath: Member; +0|6907

Funniest thing I saw last night I was playing support on Strike and we just got to the Suburb's flag I darted off b/c I heard tank coming when I looked down the road heading south down the hill I noticed a fully loaded Vodnik had rolled over. But what made it so damn funny is a engineer and medic sitting in the back. The medic healin the engineer and the engineer fixing the Vodnik. The gunner was spinning the gun and the driver I guess thought he could sit the vehicle up right if he kept turning the wheel.
Of course I quickly laid down and let my MG36 kill the crew. Then out of no where the driver gets out of the truck which puts him on top of the van and I cut him down in the back.

LOL funny for me until the tank showed up and just ran me over while I was laughing at them!

2006-01-26 08:22:13

#69

Mabec: Re-Member-Me; +6|7070

Tyferra wrote:
Unfortunatly I don't have any realy memorable BF2 moments.

Aww... http://fanboy47.com/bf2moments/

Justinian wrote:
Once I was flying in Oman in my F-35 ... and crashed into a supply drop about 100m in the air.

I was pretty depressed about it.

http://supplybox.istheshit.net/

Last edited by Mabec (2006-01-26 08:28:06)

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