OmniDeath
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+726|6650

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Retalliation[1337]
Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"
+51|6481|Belgium
Pfew atleast nothing bad happens to Belgium

Ps what about the pope/religion?
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6575|Mountains of NC

"Land Deal has finalized, Welcome to the United States of Walmart"
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OmniDeath
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+726|6650

SEREMAKER wrote:

"Land Deal has finalized, Welcome to the United States of Walmart"
Ace.O.Lamb
Got Lamb?
+56|6280|Outside your Back window
Lmao i really hope this never happens, great post did you make this? +1 for u
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6575|Mountains of NC

"New Internet Owner, Jeff Minard aka Chuyskywalker"
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jsnipy
...
+3,276|6529|...

"Michael Jackson still alive and touching peepees"

"Darth Bush is has begun a building a planet size space station"

"Remembering the United States, 20 years of after the nuclear holocaust""

Last edited by jsnipy (2007-06-07 07:21:05)

Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6496|Gogledd Cymru

jsnipy wrote:

"Michael Jackson still alive and touching peepees"
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6575|Mountains of NC

"EA announced the purchase of Wallstreet, Praises go to all Purchases of Battlefield Series"
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legionair
back to i-life
+336|6630|EU

bf2s.com announces themselves as a nation with strong culture... it counts up to 18 000 000 people from all the world and Moon.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6453|Chicago, IL
lets hope not...
bennisboy
Member
+829|6653|Poundland
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica
cheese eating surrender monkeys!!!
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6454|Boulder, CO
Noobeater is still exiled on the planet neptune after that regretable incident with the queen and a chainsaw.

years left in exile given the 1000year long exile period

9978
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6771|Dallas
"Paris Hilton Found Gagged, Raped, Mutilated in Alley Behind Alberto's Pizza Shop on 45th and Parker, No Suspects"

"8 Killed in Shuttle Mission After Tragic Diet Coke & Mentos Experiment Goes Astray"

"Alphabet Reduced To 17 Letters, Officials Hope For Higher Grades"

"Texting Replaces Talking As Worlds Premier Form Of Communication"

"Cingular Corp. Announces Texting Fee's To Increase To $37.00 per Letter Next January"

"Last Horse On Earth Dies. Republicans Quick To Beat It"

"First Communication From Chinese Survivors Since Mysterious & Stinky Smog Engulfed Country Last May"

"Archeaologists Find Tomb Of Burn Victim Bill O'Reilly, Shortly Burn Body Again To 'Just Make Sure' "

"lolcats Virus Destroys Remaining Internet, Mass Suicides Reported Across World"

"President Cougar Orders Extermination Of Human Race, 7 Billion Report to Disposal Center Voluntarily"

"Largest Cock Discovered, Lindsey Lohan Found Dangling From Tip In Cocaine Induced Rage"

"Giant Asteroid Discovered Heading Towards Earth, Conspiracists Soon Blame Dying Bush"

Last edited by Cougar (2007-06-07 07:42:25)

Drax
Paddles/Plane Whore
+28|6567|Australia, NSW
lol, nice Cougar

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