How to Survive a Zombie Attack

2006-12-06 11:19:18

#51

greenhaven: Member; +47|6681

BolvisOculus wrote:
I already have my zombie plan. I'm going to escape to Alaska. Zombies have no body heat, they'll freeze like corpseicles.
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=226
+1 but it'll have to wait until tomarrow, I guess I already karma'd you today.

They're already dead though, and they must have some sort of metabolism that generates heat.

Also, I like the idea of Wal-Mart, but a nuclear power plant would probably be the best place to hide out. You have years of electricity and heat, even without refueling, and they're much more 'heavy duty' than a building, and they're already fortified. Also, they're always built on a large source of water to cool down the second loop coolant, so there's plenty to drink. But you'd have to have some buddies stop by the garden center and gun stores first, though. Also, even if society collapses, you have enough electricity to start a small factory.

Last edited by greenhaven (2006-12-06 11:22:56)

2006-12-07 10:05:08

#52

tF-voodoochild: Pew Pew!; +216|7062|San Francisco

greenhaven wrote:
Also, they're always built on a large source of water to cool down the second loop coolant, so there's plenty to drink.

I'm no nuclear physicist, but it seems to me that drinking the main source of cooling for an active nuclear reactor is probably not the wisest idea... unless you want to cause a meltdown killing yourself and possibly unleashing super-mutant-zombies onto the already screwed planet.

2006-12-07 10:17:36

#53

explosivo: Banned; +262|6858

my grandpa and granny are slow zombies, but they just roam around the graveyard bumping into gravestones

https://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g202/dw_explosivo/zombies.gif

2006-12-15 08:57:04

#54

Rogue_granny: Member; +22|6781

Anyone reading The Walking Dead by Robert Kirkman it a monthly edition graphic novel, okay lol, comic, but it most likely the best thing ive read or seen on Zombies in the last few years, if your not to sure heres a link where you can read the 1st issue for free http://www.imagecomics.com/onlinecomics.php

2007-05-02 21:09:21

#55

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6921

nazspeed wrote:
I'm no pro at this but aren't zombies rotting flesh if so 2 weeks should be it for most of them to decompose almost completely unless threes a chlorophyll plant nearby...........or some other kind off preservative???? truth said i like the freezing temperature idea but id use a big diesel truck (tanker) full of diesel fuel to get there so that stops are minimized and the motion sensors are pretty good idea too not to mention that i can use the fuel for heat and power amongst other things only other problem would be food but only need to ration for a couple of weeks so it will fit in the tanker...LOL +1 me if you agree

OMG That is the worst looking run-on sentence I have ever seen. Please learn to use periods.

2007-05-02 21:12:18

#56

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6921

greenhaven wrote:
BolvisOculus wrote:
I already have my zombie plan. I'm going to escape to Alaska. Zombies have no body heat, they'll freeze like corpseicles.
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=226
+1 but it'll have to wait until tomarrow, I guess I already karma'd you today.
They're already dead though, and they must have some sort of metabolism that generates heat.

Also, I like the idea of Wal-Mart, but a nuclear power plant would probably be the best place to hide out. You have years of electricity and heat, even without refueling, and they're much more 'heavy duty' than a building, and they're already fortified. Also, they're always built on a large source of water to cool down the second loop coolant, so there's plenty to drink. But you'd have to have some buddies stop by the garden center and gun stores first, though. Also, even if society collapses, you have enough electricity to start a small factory.

Haha! Small factory? Did you really just say small factory? When was the last time you saw a factory with its own nuclear power generator?

2007-05-02 21:22:40

#57

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|6872|California

There's a man comin round, takin names....

2007-05-03 04:19:54

#58

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6741|Milkystania, yurop

Thx managed to survive a resent zombie attack thanks to this

2007-05-03 04:33:34

#59

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6906|Devon, England

MonroStrongrod wrote:
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e285/ … 049628.jpg
Read it, live it, I am ready for the undead.

If anyone wants this book, PM me and I'll send you a .PDF I have of it

Legally, of course...

2007-05-03 05:01:38

#60

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6945|Uhh... erm...

I'd choose an oil rig as a zombie shelter. Even if zombies can walk underwater, they'd be easy pickings as they climb up the pillars. Automatic oil supply means power and flamethrower ammo. Helipad included. The only thing I'd need is an off-base Walmart for gun and food supply.

2007-05-03 06:58:44

#61

GC_PaNzerFIN: Work and study @ Technical Uni; +528|6629|Finland

US DEFCON complex under pentagon if I'm right about it's location is teh win. nuke proof also so think it will be able to handle few zombies as well too bad it would be hard to get there cuz I live in EU, lol

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2007-05-03 07:13:54

#62

BVC: Member; +325|6910

You'd need a melee weapon. Chances are the stores hardware section would have machetes and axes though, and you could probably form a rake or spade into some sort of crude spear.

AND AND AND

28 WEEKS LATER OPENS SOON!!!

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2007-05-03 07:24:00

#63

GC_PaNzerFIN: Work and study @ Technical Uni; +528|6629|Finland

Pubic wrote:
You'd need a melee weapon. Chances are the stores hardware section would have machetes and axes though, and you could probably form a rake or spade into some sort of crude spear.

AND AND AND

28 WEEKS LATER OPENS SOON!!!

w0000hooooo. fresh meat

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2007-05-03 08:15:58

#64

okashii: Member; +34|6743|I'm form Poland and I hate it

here are some nice zombie survival flash games :

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-930.htm

http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/t … and.shtml# <= thx to Rickard.Jarl- for this one

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2007-05-03 11:24:51

#65

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6740|South Florida

okashii wrote:
here are some nice zombie survival flash games :

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-930.htm

http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/t … and.shtml# <= thx to Rickard.Jarl- for this one

ha....

Rule number 1

ZOMBIES DO NOT TALK. They do not say "Brains" or "Hungry". They moan at most

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-03 11:48:20

#66

Ironsteed: Fuck Shoes; +18|6686|North of Dallas

bob_6012 wrote:
Thanks for the tips Marlboro, I would have never thought about a Wal-Mart, the one we have down here is less than 50 yards from a river, so fresh water isn't a problem, and sort of an adventure when the zombies attack. Maybe I'll stick with your tips instead, it's hard to get through 1,000 zombies to get to water. Good job. Oh and one thing, if you own a firearm one should learn the art of reloading your ammunition, that way ya might be able to make it hold out as long as you have the stuff to make it, which Wal-Mart does have, so if ya run out of rounds just make them! Isn't learning fun?

Well, it's a good thing you didn't choose to run to the river, because in the cause of a Resident Evil type breakout, the water could and probably would be tainted by the virus. You drink, you start moaning "brrraaaaiiiiinnnnnnssssss!"

Also, instead of reloading ammo, I would work on medieval style "fortress" defenses, like catapults and firebombs you could toss from the roof. Boiling oil any one? j/k that probably wouldn't work on zombies. But I would recommend not just visiting the hunting section, but also the hardware section (chainsaw, circular saw, etc.) If you have no power, go for the melee variety (axe, sharp shovel, tree pruner).

2007-06-04 21:10:32

#67

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6744|Global Command

Busted.
Fancy Pollux got crucified for plagarism, what shall be the fate of Marlboroman82 ?
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/4/18/153047/155

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2007-06-04 21:13:06

#68

tthf: Member 5307; +210|6972|06-01

How to Survive a Zombie Attack: Wake up and have a cup of coffee

2007-06-04 21:27:58

#69

Volatile: Member; +252|6919|Sextupling in Empire

ATG wrote:
Busted.
Fancy Pollux got crucified for plagarism, what shall be the fate of Marlboroman82 ?
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/4/18/153047/155

When this thread was first posted I thought it was an original bit of genious, but when I just now saw that it was revived I did a google search and was dissapointed to find it was in fact plagarism.

2007-06-04 21:48:36

#70

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6744|Global Command

I like Marlboroman82.

I didn't like the way Fancy got slammed for what may or may not have been the same thing.

There are a gazillion forums out there, but it makes one wonder if there isn't some room full of monkeys with computers somewhere creating all threads.

Think about it.

2007-06-04 22:00:26

#71

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6921

ATG wrote:
I like Marlboroman82.

I didn't like the way Fancy got slammed for what may or may not have been the same thing.

There are a gazillion forums out there, but it makes one wonder if there isn't some room full of monkeys with computers somewhere creating all threads.

Think about it.

*Key twilight zone music.... dodododo dodododo dodododo*

2007-06-04 22:10:39

#72

rambo_killin_SOB: bunny hopping nade spammer; +61|6727

haha good find. I hate "fast" zombies like in the movie 28 weeks later

2007-06-05 00:53:50

#73

twiistaaa: Member; +87|6883|mexico

greenhaven wrote:
Also, I like the idea of Wal-Mart, but a nuclear power plant would probably be the best place to hide out. You have years of electricity and heat, even without refueling, and they're much more 'heavy duty' than a building, and they're already fortified. Also, they're always built on a large source of water to cool down the second loop coolant, so there's plenty to drink. But you'd have to have some buddies stop by the garden center and gun stores first, though. Also, even if society collapses, you have enough electricity to start a small factory.

who the hell knows how to run one? and i think it would probably take more then a handful or people.

2007-06-05 05:11:17

#74

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6838|Camp XRay

ATG wrote:
I like Marlboroman82.

I didn't like the way Fancy got slammed for what may or may not have been the same thing.

There are a gazillion forums out there, but it makes one wonder if there isn't some room full of monkeys with computers somewhere creating all threads.

Think about it.

ehhh i never once claimed it as my own. the only reason i never credited anyone with the source was because at the time it was a random post a buddy of mine sent me on a now defunct forum. anyways i will indeed give the person credit where it is due. also atg if you were really the fox news of the d&st you would never have found this. should change it too the magnum pi of the d&st forums.

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2007-06-05 05:24:19

#75

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6836|London, England

Zombies would be extremely fun to take out if you're in a tank or flying an A-10, i'd imagine.

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