Blowjobs for Votes

2007-05-26 14:31:19

#1

Trel: Member; +70|6687

https://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m66/method527/democracy.jpg

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/18 … _campaign/

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

I'd vote for her.

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/media.htm Some of their press images are hilarious.

Unfortunately, she apparently couldn't handle the 100,000 plus sing-ups, so she sent her assistant. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/23 … pointment/

For shame.

Good to be back.

2007-05-26 14:52:06

#2

Chou: Member; +737|6800

Action speaks louder than words

2007-05-26 15:23:37

#3

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6510|so randum

I'd hit that.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2007-05-26 16:04:22

#4

OmniDeath: ~; +726|6653

lol at the "email blowjob" video they sent out.

2007-05-26 16:13:27

#5

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6499|Gogledd Cymru

/signed up

2007-05-26 16:19:10

#6

XanKrieger: iLurk; +60|6668|South West England

rofl only in Europe.....

Still, it certainly grabs the medias attention

2007-05-26 16:21:16

#7

robthemadman: Always blame it on the ping; +63|6346

surgeon_bond wrote:
/signed up

Hmmm.. surely if blowjobs win votes, Surgeon's mum should be Tony Blair.

2007-05-26 16:25:44

#8

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6535|South Florida

That... Is so hot!!
Insta-boner

So wait... It was all just an internet BJ? Cause ill be honest 40k BJ's in real life sounds a bit crazy lol... Talk about throat cancer.

Random True Fact: Women who have performed oral sex 5 times in there life are 250% more likely to get throat cancer.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-26 16:27:08

#9

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6499|Gogledd Cymru

robthemadman wrote:
surgeon_bond wrote:
/signed up
Hmmm.. surely if blowjobs win votes, Surgeon's mum should be Tony Blair.

damn fucken straight

2007-05-26 16:29:57

#10

robthemadman: Always blame it on the ping; +63|6346

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Random True Fact: Women who have performed oral sex 5 times in there life are 250% more likely to get throat cancer.

Thank God for anal

2007-05-26 16:33:29

#11

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6246|Uk

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Random True Fact: Women who have performed oral sex 5 times in there life are 250% more likely to get throat cancer.

Is that the same for men as well? :S

2007-05-26 18:22:17

#12

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6539|Global Command

mkxiii wrote:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Random True Fact: Women who have performed oral sex 5 times in there life are 250% more likely to get throat cancer.
Is that the same for men as well? :S

Jesus, you wonder?

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2007-05-26 18:32:45

#13

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6726|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

Just when you thought you'd seen politicains do everything, something new comes along...unless you want to count Billy's White House antics as a similar event.

2007-05-26 20:00:36

#14

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6449|Brisbane, Australia

ATG wrote:
mkxiii wrote:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Random True Fact: Women who have performed oral sex 5 times in there life are 250% more likely to get throat cancer.
Is that the same for men as well? :S
Jesus, you wonder?

http://hedge36.smugmug.com/photos/95503187-M.jpg

lolcats!

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2007-05-26 20:10:20

#15

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6572|British Columbia, Canada

ATG wrote:
mkxiii wrote:
Dezerteagal5 wrote:
Random True Fact: Women who have performed oral sex 5 times in there life are 250% more likely to get throat cancer.
Is that the same for men as well? :S
Jesus, you wonder?

http://hedge36.smugmug.com/photos/95503187-M.jpg

I think he means a Man giving a Women Oral sex, not gay oral sex...

2007-05-26 20:13:02

#16

bobby177: Member; +129|6483|Texas.. getting out asap

We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance

If you finish quick can you go twice?

2007-05-26 20:14:30

#17

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6578|Mountains of NC

you can't pull that shit here ........ I mean who would want a blowjob from Hillary ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hell her husband doesn't even want her sucking on his pole

just look at her

https://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s122/Celtic_Blood/MISC/1170116692751.jpg

https://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t305/amanda_susan/Funny%20Pictures/HillaryClinton.jpg

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2007-05-26 21:17:55

#18

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|6753|Reality

Random True Fact: Women who have performed oral sex 5 times in there life are 250% more likely to get throat cancer.

OH REALLY? Gotta love statistics.

So why aren't all the porn stars dropping dead of throat cancer?

If the original chance of getting cancer is, for example, 0.001%, then 250% more chance is 0.25%. If my calculations are correct.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2007-05-26 22:14:05

#19

R3v4n: We shall beat to quarters!; +433|6496|Melbourne

This was teh funnies!

~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

2007-05-26 22:20:20

#20

Cobra4545: Jizz in my pants; +54|6488|Vancouver, USA

DAMN EMAIL BLOWJOBS!!!
I was wanting the real thing, but that asian was pretty hot.

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