The Shark Messiah is here, repent all ye sinners.

2007-05-23 10:07:56

#1

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6737|Éire

A hammerhead shark has just given birth to a baby shark without any contact with a male. Let's hope they don't treat him the way Jesus was treated.

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7007427222

2007-05-23 10:09:36

#2

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6894|Chicago, IL

frogs do that too, and I don't worship them.

2007-05-23 10:10:52

#3

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6976|Global Command

Natural parthenogenesis has been observed in many lower animals (it is characteristic of the rotifers), especially insects, e.g., the aphid. In many social insects, such as the honeybee and the ant, the unfertilized eggs give rise to the male drones and the fertilized eggs to the female workers and queens. It has also been observed in some snakes, fish, and monitor lizards.

http://www.factmonster.com/ce6/sci/A0837738.html

2007-05-23 10:11:52

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7068|London, England

Lies. That shark got laid and it just didn't tell anyone. Even went a step further and made it so you can't tell via DNA testing. Sharks do that. Back in Jesus times, Jesus's mum probably lied as to not get stoned for losing her virginity. You know how shit can be in the Middle East.

2007-05-23 10:13:45

#5

ShowMeTheMonkey: Member; +125|7149

Teenage shark pregnancy.

Though if not all who do not follow the sharks teachings shallt be smote/eaten.

2007-05-23 10:14:40

#6

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6737|Éire

Mekstizzle wrote:
Lies. That shark got laid and it just didn't tell anyone. Even went a step further and made it so you can't tell via DNA testing. Sharks do that. Back in Jesus times, Jesus's mum probably lied as to not get stoned for losing her virginity. You know how shit can be in the Middle East.

I always joke about that to Christians ...imagine your whole religion was built on an unfaithful wife with a good imagination!

2007-05-23 10:48:21

#7

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7204|Argentina

Don't you see what's going on? Females are trying to get rid of us. The Y chromosome is becoming smaller. Males are facing extinction. (not a joke).

Here's another example.

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2007-05-23 12:30:51

#8

agent146: Member; +127|6834|Jesus Land aka Canada

Braddock wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Lies. That shark got laid and it just didn't tell anyone. Even went a step further and made it so you can't tell via DNA testing. Sharks do that. Back in Jesus times, Jesus's mum probably lied as to not get stoned for losing her virginity. You know how shit can be in the Middle East.
I always joke about that to Christians ...imagine your whole religion was built on an unfaithful wife with a good imagination!

lol thats a good one. it just could be and i am an roman catholic funny my irish teacher/"brother" actually admit mary could get knocked up BUT the JEsus is still DIVINE. i just lulz nowz good one

2007-05-23 13:23:51

#9

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6989|Texas - Bigger than France

Repent now sinners, or Shark Jesus will eat your balls....

2007-05-23 15:01:31

#10

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6985|Long Island, New York

The Male Seahorses give birth. Zomg hax.

2007-05-23 15:08:37

#11

chittydog: less busy; +586|7282|Kubra, Damn it!

Sort of, the male seahorse takes the fertilized egg from the female and holds it in a pouch. It's a little different from what the girlies normally do.

2007-05-23 15:49:17

#12

HunterOfSkulls: Rated EC-10; +246|6727

I, for one, welcome our asexually-reproducing shark overlords.

2007-05-23 15:51:42

#13

Undetected_Killer: Le fuck?; +98|6733|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

HunterOfSkulls wrote:
I, for one, welcome our asexually-reproducing shark overlords.

Hoorah.

2007-05-23 15:53:03

#14

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7290|Alberta, Canada

Someone didn't wear protection.

Whoops!

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