Bear Grylls is harder than Chuck Norris.

2007-05-22 08:22:39

#1

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6639

FACT.

Eating a snake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXuFR7Cz4rk

Eating a Zebra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKpnkX99z0&NR=1

Catching and Eating Salmon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGk3iFyMsi0

Edit: I badly fail at linking.

Last edited by The Magic Mullet (2007-05-22 08:24:14)

2007-05-22 08:23:36

#2

OakLeaves: Banned; +70|6530|Newcastle UK

that show is cool

2007-05-22 08:35:43

#3

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6864

Yes he is. If I had to could only have buttsecks with one man, it'd be Bear Grylls. Seriously, he's fucking awesome. I mean, he's even called Bear! What's harder than being called Bear?

Last edited by ghettoperson (2007-05-22 08:36:17)

2007-05-22 10:13:14

#4

AudioAtomica: Member; +53|6465

ghettoperson wrote:
Yes he is. If I had to could only have buttsecks with one man, it'd be Bear Grylls. Seriously, he's fucking awesome. I mean, he's even called Bear! What's harder than being called Bear?

Instead of a name, he could be recognized as a picture of a knife stabbing you in the face. Like Prince and his fancy little symbol.

2007-05-22 10:17:57

#5

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

The Magic Mullet wrote:
FACT.

Eating a snake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXuFR7Cz4rk

Eating a Zebra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKpnkX99z0&NR=1

Catching and Eating Salmon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGk3iFyMsi0

Edit: I badly fail at linking.

You forgot when he was in Bryce Canyon and pissed on his shirt then wrapped it around his head to stay cool.

Or the fact that he crossed the North Atlantic in a RIB.

2007-05-22 10:22:59

#6

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6438|Escea

Yeah he's cool, I always relate him to Ray Mears. Where he will be living it dead rough, Ray would have constructed some sort of 5 star hotel from one twing and a leaf. I love survival programs.

2007-05-22 10:24:12

#7

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6783|Mountains of NC

Chuck allows him to live .

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2007-05-22 10:28:26

#8

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6836|London, England

Anyone can eat a snake or a zebra

SEREMAKER wrote:
Chuck allows him to live .

Or even this guy

2007-05-22 10:30:56

#9

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6678|Tyne & Wear, England

Even Ray Mears is harder than Chuck Norris.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-05-22 10:31:00

#10

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6740|South Florida

SEREMAKER wrote:
Chuck allows him to live .

Chuck recognizes him as the second toughest dude in the world. Chuck allows him to live. Chuck knows, that someday, when Chuck leaves this world he will take over as earths badest dude.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-05-22 10:33:50

#11

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6783|Mountains of NC

Mekstizzle wrote:
Anyone can eat a snake or a zebra

SEREMAKER wrote:
Chuck allows him to live .
Or even this guy

I've eaten snake before - rattlesnake taste like spicy chicken

Chuck allows you to live (I'm not sure for how long though)

2007-05-22 10:39:35

#12

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6678|Tyne & Wear, England

Mmmmmm, i always loved the 'bits' in my drink.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-05-22 10:41:13

#13

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6438|Escea

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Mmmmmm, i always loved the 'bits' in my drink.

I just spewed.

2007-05-22 10:43:06

#14

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|6873|California

If he's so tough, he should eat...

Scorpions...

Pufferfish...

Brown recluse spiders...

at the same time.

2007-05-22 10:45:34

#15

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6678|Tyne & Wear, England

HeavyMetalDave wrote:
If he's so tough, he should eat...

Scorpions...

Pufferfish...

Brown recluse spiders...

at the same time.

Coupled with some elephant shit.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-05-22 11:08:49

#16

topal63: . . .; +533|6933

KILLSWITCH wrote:
HeavyMetalDave wrote:
If he's so tough, he should eat...

Scorpions...

Pufferfish...

Brown recluse spiders...

at the same time.
Coupled with some elephant shit.

Mixed together in a bucket.

2007-05-22 11:14:35

#17

JahManRed: wank; +646|6843|IRELAND

Ray Mears wins hands down.

2007-05-22 11:19:06

#18

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6744|Global Command

M.O.A.B wrote:
KILLSWITCH wrote:

Mmmmmm, i always loved the 'bits' in my drink.
I just spewed.

Me too. Gak!

2007-05-22 11:29:36

#19

A12345: Member; +77|6685

The best Bear Grylls was when he jumped into an ocean of tiger sharks on accident.

2007-05-22 11:38:47

#20

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6812|Seattle

I have every episode recorded. Good stuff that everyone should know...

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2007-05-22 11:38:57

#21

Brasso: member; +1,549|6845

I'd eat the snake and salmon, but definitely not the zebra.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2007-05-22 11:45:33

#22

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6908

Les Stroud is harder, Bear just likes to eat weird shit. Les is the star of Surviorman. Not only does Les have to do the same difficult and nasty shit as Bear, but Les films it ALL by himself. Les actually has to survive for a week, there is no camera crew with him.

x

2007-05-22 12:01:32

#23

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6864

Superior Mind wrote:
Les Stroud is harder, Bear just likes to eat weird shit. Les is the star of Surviorman. Not only does Les have to do the same difficult and nasty shit as Bear, but Les films it ALL by himself. Les actually has to survive for a week, there is no camera crew with him.

This may be true, however it's not like he has any help from the crew, and I'd rather watch something filmed well by a crew than something crap filmed by the guy on his own.

2007-05-22 12:04:10

#24

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

ghettoperson wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
Les Stroud is harder, Bear just likes to eat weird shit. Les is the star of Surviorman. Not only does Les have to do the same difficult and nasty shit as Bear, but Les films it ALL by himself. Les actually has to survive for a week, there is no camera crew with him.
This may be true, however it's not like he has any help from the crew, and I'd rather watch something filmed well by a crew than something crap filmed by the guy on his own.

Have you seen Survivorman? I don't think its filmed crappily (new adverb?) at all. I actually agree with Superior on this one. He (Bear) may or may not have help from his crew, but Les DEFINITELY has no help. He has no one to talk to for a week. At least Bear can chat with the crew. Plus, I am sure it is a little more mentally draining *knowing* that you are all alone.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2007-05-22 12:04:33)

2007-05-22 12:09:55

#25

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6438|Escea

Thing is he just has such a cool name, ex-SAS man Bear Grylls.

BF2S Forums Bear Grylls is harder than Chuck Norris.

ghettoperson wrote:

The Magic Mullet wrote:

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Mekstizzle wrote:

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HeavyMetalDave wrote:

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M.O.A.B wrote:

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

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