BF2S Forums 10000 Claymore Kills

Ssandstorm wrote:

http://bf2s.com/player/57614837/

This year has been so great to me. On February 18 I married Kerryn, just recently I was offered my dream job at RSM Bird Cameron (one of the worlds top accounting firms) and just as I thought things couldn't get any better I've gone and topped it all off by reaching my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2. I have finally mastered the finest skill in the game and I couldn't be happier.

There are so many people I'd like to thank. My wife and family for being so supportive. All the medic whores and noobs who keep walking into my claymores (gene_pool especially).

Anyone who says claymore users are noobs etc is just jealous of my wonderful achievement. But don't fret. You to can be like Ssandstorm. I'll be posting my guide to claymore pwnage later this year. There is hope for you yet.

So youre proud of Clay-Jihad. Congrats on being a noob. And there is no skill involved in claying coners where infantry mass. I would say the job and the woman are much more to be proud of.

Dauntless wrote:

Did you really do it yourself or was it an aimbot?

...speachless...

Ssandstorm wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

if it wasent for EA's welfare patch you would have 9980 teamkills from those gaymores, noob.

Obviously you mean the FF off option. No Australian servers run FF off. All of my claymore kills have come on FF on servers, once again Patton fails.

Suuuuure,and how do we know that?-.-

Vub wrote:

@Ssandstorm

A little bit off topic, but I'm glad to hear about the other great things happening in your life. I'm not doubting any of them, quite the opposite in fact-I wish that those things are all true-but it seems demi-semi-weird that you placed them together with something so comparably trivial as 10000 claymore kills.

Still, I guess you topped off your assets with:

Dr Happiness
    Cr Enjoyment Revenue
(To record enjoyment revenue)

Dr Credibility Expense
    Cr Inventory- Claymores
(To record claymores used)

Ssandstorm wrote:

[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:

Ssandstorm wrote:

Rofl if you were ever on the same server as me it would be like statpadding as I would kill you over and over and over again. Please try and find me. Gamearena 12 and 18 if your game.

No it would be like statpadding as I would kill YOU over and over again. Try coming on a euro server so we both have a decent ping and try lasting 5 minutes without gaymores k? You cant because you suck and because I > you for reasons gene_pool already knows

How would you know? I come first no matter what kit I use. It's just more fun to make people angry by getting 5 in 1 claymore kills. Your inferiority complex amuses Ssandstorm.

Youd love to prove that wouldnt you?

Dezerteagal5 wrote:

Ssandstorm wrote:

http://bf2s.com/player/57614837/

This year has been so great to me. On February 18 I married Kerryn, just recently I was offered my dream job at RSM Bird Cameron (one of the worlds top accounting firms) and just as I thought things couldn't get any better I've gone and topped it all off by reaching my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2. I have finally mastered the finest skill in the game and I couldn't be happier.

There are so many people I'd like to thank. My wife and family for being so supportive. All the medic whores and noobs who keep walking into my claymores (gene_pool especially).

Anyone who says claymore users are noobs etc is just jealous of my wonderful achievement. But don't fret. You to can be like Ssandstorm. I'll be posting my guide to claymore pwnage later this year. There is hope for you yet.

You reached 10k claymore kills?

I fucking hate you

serious, i hate you.

i was probly 10 of those 10k kills.

You were probly a few of those stupid-kamakazi-bullshit-snipers who run around throwing claymores right in front me while i blast you down, then i move and die.

Did i mention i hate you?

I hate you

I really dislike you.

you suck

So much anger for someone you have never even met? In the game I dislike armour and medic whores but I don't "hate" them. Instead I kill them over and over again. And if they get the better of me I congratulate them, move on and kill them next time.

P.S. Is it because I is black?

Dezerteagal5 wrote:

Ssandstorm wrote:

Dezerteagal5 wrote:

You reached 10k claymore kills?

I fucking hate you

serious, i hate you.

i was probly 10 of those 10k kills.

You were probly a few of those stupid-kamakazi-bullshit-snipers who run around throwing claymores right in front me while i blast you down, then i move and die.

Did i mention i hate you?

I hate you

I really dislike you.

you suck

So much anger for someone you have never even met? In the game I dislike armour and medic whores but I don't "hate" them. Instead I kill them over and over again. And if they get the better of me I congratulate them, move on and kill them next time.

P.S. Is it because I is black?

Oh your black? Then i love you




Lol



Internet hate isn't anything like real life hate... newb

Not an Ali G fan I take it. Show me some love baby.

because thats something a lot of blacks would say... they dont tend to speak proper english. Booyakasha

Oh well, as long as you're not being racist or nothing

I'm kind of new to the game and don't understand why so many people are against claymores.  I have a K/D of 289/62 (4.66) using claymores primarily and 1048/989 (1.05) using my rifle.   There have been a few games on Karkand where I have single handedly defended the Suburbs against partial or full squads with 4 skillfully planted clays and my rifle.  (With a resupply ... Not saying I am good or anything .. I'm still learning)  These are usually planted along the route to the flag not at the flag itself.  My point is that claymores can be very useful weapons.   

I do understand that when snipers suicide run into an enemy group "just" to drop a claymore that it would be considered "bad form" but I am curious .. how many of you that are against claymores ...

1) Spam spawn points with nades when you are capping the flag even though nobody is currently at that spot?   
2) How many of you like the Supply Kit just because you have unlimited nades? 
3) How many of you sit next to an enemy flag and take out the new spawns before they even have time to react instead of capping the flag? 
4) How many of you rush the USMC Karkand spawns at the start of the game just so you can spam nades over the building/fence? 
5) How many of you C4 a flag and hide in wait doing nothing until you can blow it?
6) How many of you brag about your head to head combat yet hop around like a bunny?
7) How many of you are just upset because you run into friendly clays?
8) How many of you play a combat commander just so you can always have UAV and supplies where YOU are?
9) How many play an Anti-Tank kit on an IO board?
10) How many don't swap kits with a dead medic so you can revive him?

There are a lot of things that can be frustrating when you end up on the dead side of the fence but that doesn't mean you have to complain about it.  There are a lot of things that you can do to help you get points and I'm sure that if are against clays ... then you probably do something else that upsets a large group of people.

To the OP ... congrats.  I'm sure that a lot of your claymore kills helped your team win.

Last edited by TheSkrapper (2007-05-21 09:41:20)

TheSkrapper wrote:

1) Spam spawn points with nades when you are capping the flag even though nobody is currently at that spot?
I do that, and I don't see why it's not a good tactic to use
2) How many of you like the Supply Kit just because you have unlimited nades? 
That's the reason I dislike support kit
3) How many of you sit next to an enemy flag and take out the new spawns before they even have time to react instead of capping the flag?
I do that when my team are capping the flag, so if they all get naded I'm still alive to run in and revive them.
4) How many of you rush the USMC Karkand spawns at the start of the game just so you can spam nades over the building/fence? 
How many of the USMC are rushing down the hill to do the exact same thing back?
5) How many of you C4 a flag and hide in wait doing nothing until you can blow it?
Never done that before
6) How many of you brag about your head to head combat yet hop around like a bunny?
snipers and support gunners have any reason to insult bunyhoppers, and that makes me do it more
7) How many of you are just upset because you run into friendly clays?
I'm just happy I gave the noob who planted it -2 points, i'll sometimes jump on a friendly clay and punish
8) How many of you play a combat commander just so you can always have UAV and supplies where YOU are?
not me
9) How many play an Anti-Tank kit on an IO board?
Not me, but why not?
10) How many don't swap kits with a dead medic so you can revive him?
I'm more annoyed when someone swaps kits to revive me while other medics stand by and do nothing, so I'm stuck with a random support/sniper kit without any need

To the OP ... congrats.  I'm sure that a lot of your claymore kills helped your team win.

Doubtful, look at all of his TK's.

lol gratz

swe:D wrote:

lol fucktard

QFT.

Lucrative_Glory wrote:

I hate you and your kind

QFT.

RDMC(2) wrote:

I won't even comment on your ''claymore skill'' argument.. [/color]

QFT.

baggs wrote:

yet another reason to not play BF2. i cant see how u can feel happy you got that many clay kills, why dun u tell us all about ur nade skills too? id rather hear about how useless you are without a fragmentation device in ur hand.

QFT.

[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:

You fail so miserably so you are proud of getting 10k gaymore kills? Im going to hunt you down and rape you up the ass with the sniper rifle you never use then set claymores off in your face. Wait... well I WOULD have hunted you down but youre australian so Id get 300 ping on any server you go on. Looks like Ill just have to mindrape you.

QFT.

gene_pool wrote:

I hate you so, so much.

QFT.

Ssandstorm wrote:

Im one of the few top players who always goes MEC on Karkand. I wish some others would follow my suit.

^ ^ That's so funny. Really. Funny.

Mushroomcar wrote:

Yuck...
A sniper shouldn't use claymores or unlocks:/
I got 10000 kills with sniper instead of clays xD.
Haven't layed a claymore in months, it feels good.

^ ^ /win. You sir, are a sniper worthy of the title.