10000 Claymore Kills

2007-05-21 05:17:43

#1

Ssandstorm: Member; +73|6921|Perth, Western Australia

http://bf2s.com/player/57614837/

This year has been so great to me. On February 18 I married Kerryn, just recently I was offered my dream job at RSM Bird Cameron (one of the worlds top accounting firms) and just as I thought things couldn't get any better I've gone and topped it all off by reaching my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2. I have finally mastered the finest skill in the game and I couldn't be happier.

There are so many people I'd like to thank. My wife and family for being so supportive. All the medic whores and noobs who keep walking into my claymores (gene_pool especially).

Anyone who says claymore users are noobs etc is just jealous of my wonderful achievement. But don't fret. You to can be like Ssandstorm. I'll be posting my guide to claymore pwnage later this year. There is hope for you yet.

2007-05-21 05:19:01

#2

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6754|NYC / Hamburg

claymores are for noobs
/hides

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2007-05-21 05:19:29

#3

Lucrative_Glory: Pwning you with 512mb; +22|6832|Top of the leaderboard.

I hate you and your kind.........congrats

2007-05-21 05:19:48

#4

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6752|Area 51

Claymore 31:03:19 9,980 3,989 2.5019 Nearly there mate..even so..I won't even comment on your ''claymore skill'' argument..

2007-05-21 05:20:38

#5

Capt.Irviding: I like big butts, and I cannot lie.; +13|6412

Merlin will PWNZOR you with a claymore.

http://bf2s.com/player/57618372/

2007-05-21 05:21:09

#6

Cookie.VXT: Bringer Of Cookies.; +178|6622|UK

accounts for 14% of kills

2007-05-21 05:21:33

#7

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6810|Camp XRay

Lucrative_Glory wrote:
I hate you and your kind

https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png

2007-05-21 05:22:17

#8

Rabbit.v2: Banned; +186|6715|stalker.

lol fucktard

2007-05-21 05:22:37

#9

Zodiaccup: Member; +42|6733

RDMC(2) wrote:
I won't even comment on your ''claymore skill'' argument..

Of course not, the is no further comment needed. Everybody knows the facts.

2007-05-21 05:23:33

#10

Ssandstorm: Member; +73|6921|Perth, Western Australia

RDMC(2) wrote:
Claymore 31:03:19 9,980 3,989 2.5019 Nearly there mate..even so..I won't even comment on your ''claymore skill'' argument..

Nah, noob refresh FTL. I have 10013 but the update here is taking a while.

2007-05-21 05:24:07

#11

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6706|Adelaide, South Australia

Ssandstorm wrote:
http://bf2s.com/player/57614837/

This year has been so great to me. On February 18 I married Kerryn, just recently I was offered my dream job at RSM Bird Cameron (one of the worlds top accounting firms) and just as I thought things couldn't get any better I've gone and topped it all off by reaching my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2. I have finally mastered the finest skill in the game and I couldn't be happier.

There are so many people I'd like to thank. My wife and family for being so supportive. All the medic whores and noobs who keep walking into my claymores (gene_pool especially).

Anyone who says claymore users are noobs etc is just jealous of my wonderful achievement. But don't fret. You to can be like Ssandstorm. I'll be posting my guide to claymore pwnage later this year. There is hope for you yet.

I'll ask this once more:

Are you the same Ssandstorm that is my Favourite Victim?

2007-05-21 05:24:37

#12

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6578

Ssandstorm wrote:
http://bf2s.com/player/57614837/

This year has been so great to me. On February 18 I married Kerryn, just recently I was offered my dream job at RSM Bird Cameron (one of the worlds top accounting firms) and just as I thought things couldn't get any better I've gone and topped it all off by reaching my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2. I have finally mastered the finest skill in the game and I couldn't be happier.

There are so many people I'd like to thank. My wife and family for being so supportive. All the medic whores and noobs who keep walking into my claymores (gene_pool especially).

Anyone who says claymore users are noobs etc is just jealous of my wonderful achievement. But don't fret. You to can be like Ssandstorm. I'll be posting my guide to claymore pwnage later this year. There is hope for you yet.

I've always wanted to reach claytard status. :roll:

2007-05-21 05:25:02

#13

Zodiaccup: Member; +42|6733

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Ssandstorm wrote:
http://bf2s.com/player/57614837/

This year has been so great to me. On February 18 I married Kerryn, just recently I was offered my dream job at RSM Bird Cameron (one of the worlds top accounting firms) and just as I thought things couldn't get any better I've gone and topped it all off by reaching my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2. I have finally mastered the finest skill in the game and I couldn't be happier.

There are so many people I'd like to thank. My wife and family for being so supportive. All the medic whores and noobs who keep walking into my claymores (gene_pool especially).

Anyone who says claymore users are noobs etc is just jealous of my wonderful achievement. But don't fret. You to can be like Ssandstorm. I'll be posting my guide to claymore pwnage later this year. There is hope for you yet.
I'll ask this once more:

Are you the same Ssandstorm that is my Favourite Victim?

Erm, there is just one Ssandstorm...

2007-05-21 05:25:33

#14

Ssandstorm: Member; +73|6921|Perth, Western Australia

Yes thats right. On Jalalabad if im not mistaken. I killed you a whole bunch of times but your medic posse always revived. My mistake for going on a Inf only server.

2007-05-21 05:26:01

#15

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6752|Area 51

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Ssandstorm wrote:
http://bf2s.com/player/57614837/

This year has been so great to me. On February 18 I married Kerryn, just recently I was offered my dream job at RSM Bird Cameron (one of the worlds top accounting firms) and just as I thought things couldn't get any better I've gone and topped it all off by reaching my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2. I have finally mastered the finest skill in the game and I couldn't be happier.

There are so many people I'd like to thank. My wife and family for being so supportive. All the medic whores and noobs who keep walking into my claymores (gene_pool especially).

Anyone who says claymore users are noobs etc is just jealous of my wonderful achievement. But don't fret. You to can be like Ssandstorm. I'll be posting my guide to claymore pwnage later this year. There is hope for you yet.
I'll ask this once more:

Are you the same Ssandstorm that is my Favourite Victim?

Just look at the stats..they are the same

2007-05-21 05:26:56

#16

Ssandstorm: Member; +73|6921|Perth, Western Australia

Zodiaccup wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Ssandstorm wrote:
http://bf2s.com/player/57614837/

This year has been so great to me. On February 18 I married Kerryn, just recently I was offered my dream job at RSM Bird Cameron (one of the worlds top accounting firms) and just as I thought things couldn't get any better I've gone and topped it all off by reaching my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2. I have finally mastered the finest skill in the game and I couldn't be happier.

There are so many people I'd like to thank. My wife and family for being so supportive. All the medic whores and noobs who keep walking into my claymores (gene_pool especially).

Anyone who says claymore users are noobs etc is just jealous of my wonderful achievement. But don't fret. You to can be like Ssandstorm. I'll be posting my guide to claymore pwnage later this year. There is hope for you yet.
I'll ask this once more:

Are you the same Ssandstorm that is my Favourite Victim?
Erm, there is just one Ssandstorm...

Fenris hasn't caught on that u can't have multiple accounts of the same name

2007-05-21 05:27:59

#17

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6706|Adelaide, South Australia

Ssandstorm wrote:
Zodiaccup wrote:
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

I'll ask this once more:

Are you the same Ssandstorm that is my Favourite Victim?
Erm, there is just one Ssandstorm...
Fenris hasn't caught on that u can't have multiple accounts of the same name

Whoops, overlooked the stats link...

2007-05-21 05:29:14

#18

baggs: Member; +732|6391

yet another reason to not play BF2. i cant see how u can feel happy you got that many clay kills, why dun u tell us all about ur nade skills too? id rather hear about how useless you are without a fragmentation device in ur hand.

2007-05-21 05:31:33

#19

Ssandstorm: Member; +73|6921|Perth, Western Australia

baggs wrote:
yet another reason to not play BF2. i cant see how u can feel happy you got that many clay kills, why dun u tell us all about ur nade skills too? id rather hear about how useless you are without a fragmentation device in ur hand.

Envy is a sin.

2007-05-21 05:32:06

#20

baggs: Member; +732|6391

Ssandstorm wrote:
baggs wrote:
yet another reason to not play BF2. i cant see how u can feel happy you got that many clay kills, why dun u tell us all about ur nade skills too? id rather hear about how useless you are without a fragmentation device in ur hand.
Envy is a sin.

ummmmmmm lol

2007-05-21 05:33:43

#21

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6511|Graz, Austria

Ssandstorm wrote:
I married Kerryn [...] I was offered my dream job [...] my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2

Hmm...
Isn't it a bit sad that reaching a ludicrous amount of kills in a computer game can top off your dream job AND your wife?

What the heck are you gonna do if your wife bears you a child? Do you need to get 37,435,758 claymore kills then to top it off?

Pfff!

2007-05-21 05:35:50

#22

floodgate: Member; +2|6375

Claymore Spamming Ftw!

2007-05-21 05:36:23

#23

baggs: Member; +732|6391

globefish23 wrote:
Ssandstorm wrote:
I married Kerryn [...] I was offered my dream job [...] my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2
Hmm...
Isn't it a bit sad that reaching a ludicrous amount of kills in a computer game can top off your dream job AND your wife?

What the heck are you gonna do if your wife bears you a child? Do you need to get 37,435,758 claymore kills then to top it off?

Pfff!

har har har, i feel for the wife xD

2007-05-21 05:36:36

#24

Ssandstorm: Member; +73|6921|Perth, Western Australia

globefish23 wrote:
Ssandstorm wrote:
I married Kerryn [...] I was offered my dream job [...] my ultimate life goal- 10000 claymore kills in Bf2
Hmm...
Isn't it a bit sad that reaching a ludicrous amount of kills in a computer game can top off your dream job AND your wife?

What the heck are you gonna do if your wife bears you a child? Do you need to get 37,435,758 claymore kills then to top it off?

Pfff!

Sarcasm detection failed. Go over to backup power immediately.

2007-05-21 05:38:38

#25

shadow18alpha: I attend BF2 Anonymous Meetings; +129|6862|Warlord/Bellevue,WA

Not going to flame you so I'll just congratulate you! See you in the game!

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