FloppY_
­
+1,010|6499|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
THX !   something i can lay my nooby hands on
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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6845|Finland

And remember! You need to explain what performance parts you put in it, that are or are not visible (the 4 parts)!

Turbo's, NOS, Intercooler, ROM? Anything!
I need around tree fiddy.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6837|Camp XRay

Ok First up is the big fucking hood scoop. Every God fearing American has to have a giant fucking hood scoop on their car.

Next, we see the giant fucking exhaust. Every God fearing American has to have a giant fucking exhaust system coming out the side of their astra.

Third, the hello kitty sticker. It's aerodynamic and lets everyone know that your prefer to play shortstop for the "other" team.

Finally we come to the hot lesbians making out. You can have a ricer without hot lesbians making out in it.
https://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l250/marlboroman82/Untitled-8.png
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6845|Finland

Marlboroman82 wrote:

Ok First up is the big fucking hood scoop. Every God fearing American has to have a giant fucking hood scoop on their car.

Next, we see the giant fucking exhaust. Every God fearing American has to have a giant fucking exhaust system coming out the side of their astra.

Third, the hello kitty sticker. It's aerodynamic and lets everyone know that your prefer to play shortstop for the "other" team.

Finally we come to the hot lesbians making out. You can have a ricer without hot lesbians making out in it.
Agreed. The car's fucking hot!

Btw, what's a ricer?
I need around tree fiddy.
Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
+1,022|6837|Camp XRay

DonFck wrote:

Btw, what's a ricer?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer
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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6845|Finland

Marlboroman82 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Btw, what's a ricer?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricer
Ahh, ok..

I thought "ricer" was limited to Jap-cars (as in rice-cups), but apparently I was wrong.
(Opel is owned by GM and is a German car, btw)
I need around tree fiddy.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6952|The Hague, Netherlands

https://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3865/asstra262copyhv1.png

- Dubble Front Bumper
- Bugatti Veyron Engine
- 2x Double Exhaust in the back
- Ze Rims Zhe Are on Fire
- Black Spoiler
- Lambo Doors (red/black)

+ Free Babe
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
Emil
Teh strogg!
+205|6693|Trondheim, Norway
Ok srsly... Alpha has won it already ^^
DooM
Member
+28|6520
Well my vauxhall jihadstra still pwns...

https://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8084/jihadstrahu3.jpg
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6845|Finland

Need more viable candidates!

Here's my candidate.. ..to.. .eh.. ..my own contest?

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/DonFck/Asstra4.png

-Brembo brake kit
-Twin turbo
-Eibach springzz
-Nos

Original:

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/DonFck/Asstra2.jpg
I need around tree fiddy.
FloppY_
­
+1,010|6499|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

DooM wrote:

Well my vauxhall jihadstra still pwns...

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8084 … trahu3.jpg
it's an opel you cup-o-tea      Vauxhalls live in the UK 
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Entertayner
Member
+826|6784

https://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3439/donny1fd0.png

Need some modifications.. Hmm I suck at knowing stuff about carz.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6845|Finland

Entertayner wrote:

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3439/donny1fd0.png

Need some modifications.. Hmm I suck at knowing stuff about carz.
You've got a nice color going, that's for sure.

Pimpin' hints: Front grill modifications e.g. removing the Opel-logo, extended front bumpers, splitters, spoilers, side skirts and bigger rims with low profile tires are always.. ..well, pimpin'. Some air outlets are good to add on the hood, and removing the plastics that go along the side of the car are good to remove.

But don't go overboard. Those projects end up being too much.. ..see my version above
I need around tree fiddy.
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6605|fåking denmark
Lol i don't even think i wanna try ..

I don't think it would end up good ..
BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|6784|United States

DooM wrote:

Well my vauxhall jihadstra still pwns...

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8084 … trahu3.jpg
Bahahahahahaha. Jihadstra.... +1
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6863

Phear my 1337 skillz. Or something.

https://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2426/astra1lb7.jpg

Last edited by ghettoperson (2007-05-16 12:54:48)

DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6845|Finland

ghettoperson wrote:

Phear my 1337 skillz. Or something.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2426/astra1lb7.jpg
I like! You've even found 4-bolt rims that fit IRL! Where'd you get the headlights from? And the tires and rims are put in very nicely, as is the side skirt.

I'm so going to poll this!

Btw, update! Posting stops on saturday. I have an emergency biz trip I have to make on sunday, so I'll award "my winner" on saturday, and start a poll, which is open until tuesday, when I get back from southern Euro-land.
I need around tree fiddy.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6952|The Hague, Netherlands

Not Much of a Astra left but, Donnie sure knows how to piss

https://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8594/asstra25556copysn7.gif
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6845|Finland

Oh wow!

I want me one of those sweet rides I'm pissin' on!
I need around tree fiddy.
UnknownRanger
Squirrels, natures little speedbump.
+610|6558|Cali

DonFck wrote:

Boo!

Let's have some fun with photoshopping. I want you to virtua-pimp my ride!

Rules:
1. Virtua pimp the Astras exterior. You may use whatever colors, spoilers, anything your heart desires, as long as the final result is a hot ride.
2. The image must comply with the site rules. In other words no nudity etc.., even if it's dry brushed on the hood
3. In addition to the photoshopping (which is 95% of the work), you get to/must "insert" 4 performance parts into the car and explain what they were. Springs and suspension count as one part. Remember, only 4 parts! 4. Post your pimped Astra in this thread.

So, here's the subject:
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/ … sstra2.jpg

Edit: Due to public demand, here's a side view:

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/ … sstra2.jpg

Specs: (so that you can find the parts you want from the internads)
- '99 Opel Astra 1.6i
- 3-door Hatchback, FWD
- Standard rims/tires: 195/60 R15 or 205/50 R16 (in the pic)
- Max. power output (kW/bhp): 55/75
- Brakes: Front: Cooled discs. Rear: Drums

Everything in the car is stock atm. Pimp it!

I will lay special emphasis on both realism and aesthetics. If you put the tail wing of a 747 in it, you will probably lose.

I will close this at some point during next sunday, and the winner gets an undisclosed amount of karma. Well, at least one. Of course, the winner will be chosen by.. ..me according to my liking.



.
I think I just threw up.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6845|Finland

UnknownRanger wrote:

I think I just threw up.
I have yet to see your Virginian rust-bucket.
..or 1 mpg V8 Dodge Ram.

Either one, I'll throw up.

Fact of the matter is, that my car is one of the most boring ones on the planet. That's why it's about to be virtua-pimped.
I need around tree fiddy.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6952|The Hague, Netherlands

I included the Price in my pic above

so Don, Get Ze Money !
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OmniDeath
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+726|6857

https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/Omni_Death/car.jpg
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6841|UK
Yey! Got bored after 2 minuets.

https://img442.imageshack.us/img442/2278/30secondsww8.png
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6653|Brisbane, Australia

https://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1060/roflcaram2.gif

parts:

1x serious cat
1x O'rly owl
1x phat green neons
1x limited edition 1337 numberplate

rofl i enjoyed this way too much
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