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Poll

Which One of these Candidates would you vote for President?

A17%17% - 11
B3%3% - 2
C51%51% - 33
D28%28% - 18
Total: 64
2007-05-15 10:26:21
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7204|Argentina
Candidate A:
Sex: Male
Race: White
Age: Mid 60's.
Religion: Christian
Education: College Degree, bad student
Curriculum: Congressman (Rep)
Foreign Policies: He supports the use of the military force to fight terrorism and to spread Democracy in Africa and the Middle East, supports Israel funding
Domestic Issues: He supports a small government with low taxes, and doesn't offer a solution to the immigration problem, pro-life, pro-gun rights
Global Warming: a myth
Personal: Married, one daughter, drinking habits

Candidate B:
Sex: Female
Race: White
Age: Mid 50's.
Religion: Christian
Education: College Degree, graduated with honors
Curriculum: Senator (Dem)
Foreign Policies: She supports the use of military force only to fight terrorism
Domestic Issues: She supports a big government with high taxes, and supports a more effective border control, pro-choice, pro-gun ban
Global Warming: It's an issue
Personal: Married, one daughter, bad temper

Candidate C:
Sex: Male
Race: Black
Age: Mid 40's.
Religion: Christian
Education: College Degree, graduated with honors
Curriculum: Senator (Dem)
Foreign Policies: He supports Defense funding, but he prefers Diplomacy
Domestic Issues: He supports a big government with high taxes, and supports a more effective border control, pro-choice, pro-gun control
Global Warming: It's an issue
Personal: Married, 2 daughters, good attitude

Candidate D:
Sex: Male
Race: White
Age: Mid 50's
Religion: Muslim
Education: College Degree, graduated with honors
Curriculum: former Congressman, Governor (Rep)
Foreign Policies: He supports the use of military force to ensure the country's safety and the fight against terrorism and supports the solution of the Israel-Palestine conflict through Diplomacy
Domestic Issues: He supports a small government with low taxes, and supports a more effective border control, pro-life, pro-gun control
Global Warming: It's an issue
Personal: Married, one daughter and one son, active member of many charities

All candidates are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.

Last edited by sergeriver (2007-05-15 16:22:25)

2007-05-15 10:29:50
topal63
. . .
+533|7165
Why not a hermaphroditic, atheist, PHD, married to both a man and a women!  I don’t see that choice on the list?
2007-05-15 10:34:54
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7068|London, England
I would vote for the third of fourth guy, but the fourth guy seems unlikely to exist and would die in some pretty easy to do smear campaigns so i'm saying the third guy. (C)

Unlike the woman, he's pro-gun-control and not ban which seems more ideal for a place like the U.S&A.

A will win though, all the time in real life the others have 0% chance. Even this poll, he will probably win and is probably winning right now.
2007-05-15 10:37:20
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6743|Bloomington Indiana
C...diplomacy caught my eye
2007-05-15 10:42:20
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7211|Dallas
They all suck, and it's very easy to figure out who is who on that list.
2007-05-15 10:43:15
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7204|Argentina

Cougar wrote:

They all suck, and it's very easy to figure out who is who on that list.
Who are A and D?
2007-05-15 10:54:41
BALTINS
ಠ_ಠ
+37|6933|Latvia
I'd say C, but I first noticed D, as i looked if there is a non-Christian candidate.

But wouldn't a Black, female, lesbian, atheist ("converted" from Islam) with Jewish origin be better?
2007-05-15 10:57:08
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7211|Dallas

sergeriver wrote:

Cougar wrote:

They all suck, and it's very easy to figure out who is who on that list.
Who are A and D?
They appear to be fictional but with extreme similaritys to Thompson and B.Clinton.
2007-05-15 10:58:24
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7204|Argentina

Cougar wrote:

sergeriver wrote:

Cougar wrote:

They all suck, and it's very easy to figure out who is who on that list.
Who are A and D?
They appear to be fictional but with extreme similaritys to Thompson and B.Clinton.
They all are fictional.  Maybe B and C less fictional than A and D.
2007-05-15 10:59:36
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6927|Somewhere else

null vote.  I don't vote.

wait...does that makes sense?

anyway.  I don't vote.  In america, votes no longer count.  voter fraud FTL.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-05-15 10:59:51)

2007-05-15 11:02:04
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|7028|SE London

They're all republicans and democrats. They're American parties. I can't vote for either of them.

2007-05-15 11:02:13
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7204|Argentina

RoosterCantrell wrote:

null vote.  I don't vote.

wait...does that makes sense?

anyway.  I don't vote.  In america, votes no longer count.  voter fraud FTL.
You should vote or you could end up a big ole pile a them bones.
2007-05-15 11:21:12
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7211|Dallas

sergeriver wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

null vote.  I don't vote.

wait...does that makes sense?

anyway.  I don't vote.  In america, votes no longer count.  voter fraud FTL.
You should vote or you could end up a big ole pile a them bones.
LoL, big pun.  Maybe he would vote if Britain was a monarchy again.
2007-05-15 13:05:08
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6915
D, but I don't know everything about D so if I can learn more I might vote for C.
2007-05-15 13:14:46
jonsimon
Member
+224|6942
None, they all support either military action or defense funding.

Last edited by jonsimon (2007-05-15 13:14:57)

2007-05-15 13:24:56
RAIMIUS
You with the face!
+244|7161|US
Closest to C...but I'm not a fan of pro-choice or gun-control (as it's currently presented)


(I guess Hilary isn't so popular, with 0% as of now)

Last edited by RAIMIUS (2007-05-15 13:26:10)

2007-05-15 13:29:07
peacock3
Member
+6|7148|Ohio
I'm not voting...if it gets down to those choices
2007-05-15 13:29:16
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|7002
Put like that, Candidate C.
2007-05-15 13:31:09
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|7194|The United Center
C.

I'm far more willing to pay high taxes if the person in power is someone who has the same basic ideals that I do.
2007-05-15 13:32:30
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7090
wheres the pro-choice, pro-gun rights at?
2007-05-15 14:03:06
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6976|Global Command

jonsimon wrote:

None, they all support either military action or defense funding.
Some people live in the real world, not a idealist youth utopian fantasy.
2007-05-15 14:04:57
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7208

ATG wrote:

jonsimon wrote:

None, they all support either military action or defense funding.
Some people live in the real world, not a idealist youth utopian fantasy.
lol
2007-05-15 14:18:10
UGADawgs
Member
+13|6768|South Carolina, US
I'm hoping that everyone sees that this is obviously just Bush, Clinton, and Obama thrown in with a Muslim Bush (I guess the idea is to show that Americans are racist or whatever by showing how few people would vote for a Muslim) but just hasn't felt like mentioning it.

Last edited by UGADawgs (2007-05-15 14:19:00)

2007-05-15 14:25:28
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7048|132 and Bush

Bertster7 wrote:

They're all republicans and democrats. They're American parties. I can't vote for either of them.

Americans have a hard enough time voting for them as it is.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
2007-05-15 14:30:12
jonsimon
Member
+224|6942

ATG wrote:

jonsimon wrote:

None, they all support either military action or defense funding.
Some people live in the real world, not a idealist youth utopian fantasy.
Oh, so switzerland hasn't been peaceful for how many years?

And the defense budget isn't lacking, we're not in the cold war anymore.

I'm not the one whom reality eludes.

 

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