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Killing Harry Potter
| Steps on a Land Mine in Cambodia | 10% | 10% - 12 | ||||
| Labled an enemy combatant and dragged to Gitmo | 7% | 7% - 9 | ||||
| A Stingray jabbs him | 10% | 10% - 12 | ||||
| Given Radiation poisioning by Vladimir Putin | 5% | 5% - 6 | ||||
| Soul eaten by Dick Cheney | 5% | 5% - 6 | ||||
| Commits suicide when forced to watch the Disney Channel | 5% | 5% - 7 | ||||
| Eats so much he becomes so obesse he has a heart attack | 1% | 1% - 2 | ||||
| Shot by a ressurected Tupac | 18% | 18% - 22 | ||||
| Contractes AIDS after buttsecks with Boy George | 24% | 24% - 29 | ||||
| Eaten by a Bear. | 11% | 11% - 14 | ||||
| Total: 119 | ||||||
Nuke!
None of the above.
Confronted by a REAL mage and fried with a Fireball spell.
Or he disables the magical protection on Hogwarts and dies at it's subsequently levelled by the USAF for training terrorists.
Confronted by a REAL mage and fried with a Fireball spell.
Or he disables the magical protection on Hogwarts and dies at it's subsequently levelled by the USAF for training terrorists.
"Contractes AIDS after buttsecks with Boy George"
lmao
lmao
I think he should have a heart attack while getting his first nut with Hermione.
Ahhhhahahahhaaahha. Soul eaten by Dick Cheney hahahahah. Awsome thread!
Tupac lives!
And Harry Potter doesn't!
And Harry Potter doesn't!
Tupac is the new Elvis?doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Tupac lives!
Fuck tupac. Elvis lives. Elvis is immortal! Elvis is JESUS!
But Tupac, unlike Elvis was never dead in the first place.Skorpy-chan wrote:
Tupac is the new Elvis?doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Tupac lives!
Fuck tupac. Elvis lives. Elvis is immortal! Elvis is JESUS!
But he sucks! Can't they have done that for someone actually talented, like Hendrix, that guy from The Who, or Freddie Mercury?doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
But Tupac, unlike Elvis was never dead in the first place.Skorpy-chan wrote:
Tupac is the new Elvis?doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Tupac lives!
Fuck tupac. Elvis lives. Elvis is immortal! Elvis is JESUS!
But that doesn't mean he isn't dead.Skorpy-chan wrote:
But he sucks! Can't they have done that for someone actually talented, like Hendrix, that guy from The Who, or Freddie Mercury?doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
But Tupac, unlike Elvis was never dead in the first place.Skorpy-chan wrote:
Tupac is the new Elvis?
Fuck tupac. Elvis lives. Elvis is immortal! Elvis is JESUS!
Tupac was never killed.
Meh I like the books.
Actually what would be great if he had a threeway with Ron & Hermoine and realized he was making all this magic garbage up to deal with the fact he was bisexual and was feeling repressed.
great poll loldoctastrangelove1964 wrote:
The Harry Potter writer lady hinted last year that Harry would die in the final book. Now it would be really gay is he either lives or is genericly killed by that bad guy he fights (I forgot his name).
I think he will he shot by Tupac.
All D&D fans would like to see him eaten by a dragon...
THAT would be justice.
THAT would be justice.
Killed by Hermiones father when caught shagin her
Ressurect Volx and lord of weed and spam him with nades till he dies
Put him in a massive vat of icecream upside down and then allow him to be lowered slowly. Also to add effect put in a cackling old woman in the corner. Pointless but effective....its all a master plan
Falls down the Stairs and breaks his neck... What a way for the Boy who lived to go out ehh?
Dementors, Voldemort, Giant Spiders, Perverted Ghosts... no problem but
Woe to the Stair, the mighty have Fallen
Dementors, Voldemort, Giant Spiders, Perverted Ghosts... no problem but
Woe to the Stair, the mighty have Fallen
i say we go to the source and deal with J.K.Rowling! and body have any ideas how to deal with her? how about making her read all the books shes written?!
they should change into aliens FTW!!!
tupac is coming
I heard somewhere the the next/last Harry Potter book is coming out on 7/7/07, the day Makaveli will return.
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