Poll

What should be done about chavs?

Shoot the lot of 'em50%50% - 65
"Let's educate them!"6%6% - 9
Curfews for under-18s at 84%4% - 6
Put them in ghettos9%9% - 12
Let them rule our lives3%3% - 5
De-evolve them into even more 'primitive' beings3%3% - 4
Give up all hope for humanity - nuke everyone7%7% - 10
Change the laws for self-defence13%13% - 18
Total: 129
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|6932|Birmingham, UK
You may be wondering if I've finally lost the plot.
You'd be close, but sadly without any cigar - I've actually come to the end of my string ball of patience. Just in this past half-hour some chavs were persistently ringing my (electronic; wireless - ooh, technology! ) doorbell which is attached to the porch's door frame by some particularly strong adhesive. There is [read - was] no way to get any kind of grip round the back of it. Now I see they have somehow managed to rip the doorbell off it's bond and run away whilst ringing the doorbell whilst still in range of the receiver. I am obviously irate - this is a nuisance for my time & if I have any packages come by post or visitors. Also, I will have to find something to replace it with & another way so that they won't be able to steal it.
I have got my father to report it to the police as theft - not that they'll do anything about it. I've had to have brush ins with these chavs in the past - self-defence was needed at times. They bring it down, and there's nothing that the law-abiding community can do about it!
Should we change the laws to allow people to bring chavs to near-death under extreme provocation & intimidation - especially where physical abuse is concerned? Possibly, but I believe that this would bring little change for how the victim is treated because of the varied interpretations of the law.
Ah, I need to sleep this off - please try to answer truthfully!
Sorry for the poor option choices - I'm just so annoyed!
For chavs see this
All the best,
Andy
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6957

Hammer + chav face = winrar!
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6970|USA
Ahhhh USA version of a 'wigger'. Beat them to death. no one will miss them.
jord
Member
+2,382|6986|The North, beyond the wall.
Just move when you can.Chavs being poor live in council estates(not saying you do) so move to an estate when you can. It's the only thing you can do really.

The only good side i can see is that if anyone invades our country the new generation of mostly chavs will discourage them and make them leave.

As for the door bell. Could you not just remove it completely and have people knock on your door?
syndicat111
Member
+39|6986|UK
Only problem I see that, legally, how would you define one person as a chav - appearances? mannerisms? etc.

However, i hate the bastards.  shoot the lot of em.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6702|The Gem Saloon

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Ahhhh USA version of a 'wigger'. Beat them to death. no one will miss them.
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|6932|Birmingham, UK

jord wrote:

Just move when you can.Chavs being poor live in council estates(not saying you do) so move to an estate when you can. It's the only thing you can do really.

The only good side i can see is that if anyone invades our country the new generation of mostly chavs will discourage them and make them leave.

As for the door bell. Could you not just remove it completely and have people knock on your door?
I don't live on an estate - the Tories round here just won't crack down on the crime caused by them growing up here.

Nice self-protection - but even we don't want to live with them!

Thing is - I have a porch. Just a little annoyance, and I'm often listening to music - sometimes can't hear when they knock!
Kashmir
The J-10 is my J-10
+39|7001

Parker wrote:

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Ahhhh USA version of a 'wigger'. Beat them to death. no one will miss them.
can you tell us what wiggers do and act like. because i dont think that a wigger will be anywhere as bad as a chav (ned) to the scottish

Last edited by Kashmir (2007-05-04 13:12:33)

HeimdalX
Member
+37|6958

Kashmir wrote:

Parker wrote:

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Ahhhh USA version of a 'wigger'. Beat them to death. no one will miss them.
can you tell us what wiggers do and act like. because i dont think that a wigger will be anywhere as bad as a chav (ned) to the scottish
white kids that glamorize the "thug" life.

they act like douchebags and listen to terrible music(bad rap), and they'll gang up on people
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6845|Long Island, New York
Nuke 'em All!
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6957

HeimdalX wrote:

Kashmir wrote:

Parker wrote:


can you tell us what wiggers do and act like. because i dont think that a wigger will be anywhere as bad as a chav (ned) to the scottish
white kids that glamorize the "thug" life.

they act like douchebags and listen to terrible music(bad rap), and they'll gang up on people
Oh, they do do the last bit then? I figured they were just annoying. Do they start fights constantly with everyone, and shout at people they see and stuff?
$h0ck3r
"There is a problem with your connection"
+23|7149
hmmm, chavs, hate the lot of em, one word : shotgun
ringing the police wont help, i mean common all they have are those crap black sticks that do JACK.
I think its time people stood upto chavs and shows em whos fucking boss

in a fight, it usully goes, the biggest guy of the group floors the guy, and the rest repeatedly kick the guys head in until somebody comes, or they get bored, ARGHHH fucking twats

Last edited by $h0ck3r (2007-05-04 13:23:53)

Yaocelotl
:D
+221|6958|Keyboard
Throw them at night to a dark hallway full of real thugs.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7064|Scotland

If you know them. They know you. You tell them you are taking none of their crap. They know where they stand. I am happy.
I know a ton of chavs, they feed on fear and annoyance.
They wont touch me because they know I don't do anything to them and give them their space.
For example, I was walking down with a guy a few weeks ago, some chavs started picking a fight with him. The guy lives in a posh part of town so he hasnt experienced chavs. He ran. They chased. I told them to fuck off, they did. If you show fear, then they will relish it. If you ignore them and get on with your daily life, they wont pester you. It is all a question of survival.
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6970|USA

Kashmir wrote:

Parker wrote:

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Ahhhh USA version of a 'wigger'. Beat them to death. no one will miss them.
can you tell us what wiggers do and act like. because i dont think that a wigger will be anywhere as bad as a chav (ned) to the scottish
Wigger is white kid who dresses and acts black. Has pants hanging down to his knees, a sideways hat and walks around with other wiggers starting shit. If approached by a group of these guys/girls, pick out the biggest one and punch him as hard as you can in the face. It breaks thier spirit, and shoves thier nose into thier brain if your lucky.
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|6992|West Yorkshire, U.K
you forgot National service
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6876|Mountains of NC

toss 1 of these in your front yard :
https://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/danieldouglass/chavban.jpg

and then :
https://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f384/sophie_1992_ll/thxxxgoodidia.png
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
fadedsteve
GOP Sympathizer
+266|6798|Menlo Park, CA
lol!

There cant be white guys in Europe trying to immitate American "thug/hip hop" culture. . . .can there be??

You mean to tell me, there are British kids running around trying to act like American black guys. . .LOL! You guys have to be kidding me. . . . .

What a bunch of fucking douche bags!!! Wiggers in the USA are basically laughed at and ignored.  I mean guys like Ali G are trying to be "over the top stupid" for laughs, not trying to be serious.  If there are kids in Britain walking around trying to pull this off, having never seen/know a "true" thugged out black dude, then they are just a sad sack of shit! 

Come take a flight to the Bay Area, lets see how long you douche bag europeans last in Oakland trying to pull off that "look". . . . safe to say your gonna go back across the "pond" with a couple of black eyes, broken ribs, maybe in a casket if your not careful!! lol

Be yourselves!!! Jesus Christ!

Last edited by fadedsteve (2007-05-04 13:32:16)

Tro0per
Take off, hosers
+24|6724|Ontario, Canada
Except I think chavs listen to trance/dance/techno music ROFL thats thuggin at its best.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6530|Escea

The way I see it, there are three stages to a chav trying to have a fight
1. Shouts something across the street for no reason.
2. Walks up to you like a spastic, tracksuit tucked into socks and all, and starts trying  walk into your front for some reason (they look like they're trying to hump your front in some retarded way)
3. They attempt to fight, a single chav will always go down, that's the reason why they hang in groups, whenever a fight is started the whole lot jump in to make it seem like one guy can beat you.

Advice, as he approaches you with his "you startin, you startin" line, just crack him one, his confidence will deminish almost instantly because he wasn't expecting you to do it.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6876|Mountains of NC

Kashmir wrote:

Parker wrote:

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Ahhhh USA version of a 'wigger'. Beat them to death. no one will miss them.
can you tell us what wiggers do and act like. because i dont think that a wigger will be anywhere as bad as a chav (ned) to the scottish
better yet I can show you the class of "wiggers" ---------- they think they are tough and from the streets, while they ride in there moms minivan blasting 50 cent out the stock speakers

https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/Afacelessbeauty/ad0cd633.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|6835|London (At Heart)

fadedsteve wrote:

lol!

There cant be white guys in Europe trying to immitate American "thug/hip hop" culture. . . .can there be??

You mean to tell me, there are British kids running around trying to act like American black guys. . .LOL! You guys have to be kidding me. . . . .

What a bunch of fucking douche bags!!! Wiggers in the USA are basically laughed at and ignored.  I mean guys like Ali G are trying to be "over the top stupid" for laughs, not trying to be serious.  If there are kids in Britain walking around trying to pull this off, having never seen/know a "true" thugged out black dude, then they are just a sad sack of shit! 

Come take a flight to the Bay Area, lets see how long you douche bag europeans last in Oakland trying to pull off that "look". . . . safe to say your gonna go back across the "pond" with a couple of black eyes, broken ribs, maybe in a casket if your not careful!! lol
Nah...

They arent smart enough to try and imitate people.

There is an anti-chav technique me and my friends use, basically say.

"I got a light blud!"

Their slow minds then realise that they are able to instantly get another nictotine fix, totally distracting them from you.

Sometimes they worship you for this.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6957

fadedsteve wrote:

lol!

There cant be white guys in Europe trying to immitate American "thug/hip hop" culture. . . .can there be??

You mean to tell me, there are British kids running around trying to act like American black guys. . .LOL! You guys have to be kidding me. . . . .

What a bunch of fucking douche bags!!! Wiggers in the USA are basically laughed at and ignored.  I mean guys like Ali G are trying to be "over the top stupid" for laughs, not trying to be serious.  If there are kids in Britain walking around trying to pull this off, having never seen/know a "true" thugged out black dude, then they are just a sad sack of shit! 

Come take a flight to the Bay Area, lets see how long you douche bag europeans last in Oakland trying to pull off that "look". . . . safe to say your gonna go back across the "pond" with a couple of black eyes, broken ribs, maybe in a casket if your not careful!! lol
I'd really appreciate it if you did that actually. They're all pussies, they just got around in groups of 15-20.



Those a chav's, I'll try to find some better footage of them.
jord
Member
+2,382|6986|The North, beyond the wall.

fadedsteve wrote:

lol!

There cant be white guys in Europe trying to immitate American "thug/hip hop" culture. . . .can there be??

You mean to tell me, there are British kids running around trying to act like American black guys. . .LOL! You guys have to be kidding me. . . . .

What a bunch of fucking douche bags!!! Wiggers in the USA are basically laughed at and ignored.  I mean guys like Ali G are trying to be "over the top stupid" for laughs, not trying to be serious.  If there are kids in Britain walking around trying to pull this off, having never seen/know a "true" thugged out black dude, then they are just a sad sack of shit! 

Come take a flight to the Bay Area, lets see how long you douche bag europeans last in Oakland trying to pull off that "look". . . . safe to say your gonna go back across the "pond" with a couple of black eyes, broken ribs, maybe in a casket if your not careful!! lol

Be yourselves!!! Jesus Christ!
Douche bag Europeans.

Nice.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6938|Washington, DC

Just take some martial arts training, preferrably Krav Maga or the martial arts that the US Special Forces use. Next time some chav tries to start a fight, take the fight not as something to get worried about but as a way to practice your martial arts.

And no, wiggers aren't as bad as chavs. Wiggers are all talk no walk. Chavs sound like all talk, some walk, but only because they walk in groups of 10+.

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