BF2S Forums The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

You'er a genius untill you invent something that accidently makes penises grow of people faces now everyone hates you
I wish someone invented a machine that could wipe my ass for me

SEREMAKER wrote:

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

I wish someone invented a machine that could wipe my ass for me

Granted, its your hand                           



I wish I owned my own personal IMAX theater

Porn+Big screen = not a good idea

I wish I had a motha fckin time machine.

geNius wrote:

Wish granted, but the time machine does nothing but have sex with your mother.

I wish I had an endless supply of liquor.

Granted but it's just cheap Vodka, so cheap infact it doens't even have a brand. not to mention the semen that is mixed in.



I wish the guy in V for Vendetta didn't have such a retarded, pussy looking wig, that thing totally killed what would have been an alright movie.

Tompie913 wrote:

Granted, he'll be bald
I wish I were good at BF2

Granted, but you just wasted a perfectly good wish for nothing.


I wish Jessican Alba would show up at my house naked/horny/STD-less/not changed (AKA NO penis)

Like right now.

Marlboroman82 wrote:

You do, but your still a total nerd so everyone laughs at you.



I wish that 2pac and Biggie were still around...

Seeing as this wasn't backfired before, I'll do it now.

Granted. 2Pac and Bigger are still around. But their careers slump, and they're soon in heavy debt after buying a solid gold toilet each. I spose, as you're a big fan of them, you can't take "No" for an answer and soon start stalking them. Alas, you're arrested by the FBI 2 weeks later and sentenced to 10 years prison.

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

She turns up at you house right now...and leaves......now
I wish maturbation wasnt frowned upon in public

Granted. But people soon start masturbating in public, and your town becomes a giant cesspool for STDs. Whenever you walk to the shops you must wad through semen, vaginal fluid and faeces. Thus, contracting any STD is inevitable for you. So, people in general frown upon you. To which you turnemoanddie.

I wish I had the best tasting bundt cake in the worrrrrrrld.

Last edited by Macca (2007-04-28 05:12:52)

Keep wishing (not even i can backfire that)

I wish that all women were whores and granted me access into thier vajin easliy

Tetrino wrote:

Granted, in the meantime, gonorrhea becomes the next Spanish flu and you're the first victim and the supercarrier. You die bleeding under ten women and the world remembers you as a bastard.

I wish my homemade bottle wocket would win the school competition. And blow up the History teacher.

Granted, but you happen to be standing next to your history teacher and it blows you up to.

Same wish again since last time i wished it, it wasn't granted: I wish there were no more replies in this thread after this post.

Granted. However, the morning after pill no longer works. The pharmaceutical companies release this news a month after you're done impregnating every woman on Earth.

I wish I was immune to injury.

yes but you also have and endless supply of gay porn and you become obsses with it

I wish for a sheet of paper (hehehe lets see you backfire that )

The flavor is now dog shit.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

Ok fine but instead you must eat used tampons

I wish my pet jack russel dog wasnt so lazy and boring

Granted. It now becomes hyper-active and demands hot steamy butsecks from you. Something which you greatly desire.


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(Note: as you can see, I'm running out of wishes)

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

It becomes the longest word in the dictionary but while editing the dictionary they edited the meaning of small to: Macca's Penis
I wish a porn star hacked this sie posting pics of HERself everywhere

Granted. But due to a problem with your IE. The pictures fail to load.

I wish Pea...Tear...Griffen would snap out of the horny little 14 yr old stage and post some real backfires. lol

Last edited by Macca (2007-05-02 04:29:06)

Granted but all that horny 14 year old stage energy is transfered into you, and you become the whiner.

I wish that right this second I could have glorious, protected sex with the girl of my dreams.