$1000 says hes not because hes an attention whore
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
Poll
Had a Vasectomy?
| Yes, it was casual | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| Not my happysack! | 94% | 94% - 197 | ||||
| Total: 208 | ||||||
Get permission from a mod to let me post a picture of my stitched area , and I'll do it.d4rkst4r wrote:
$1000 says hes not because hes an attention whore
you just like showing off your crown jewels dont yaATG wrote:
Get permission from a mod to let me post a picture of my stitched area , and I'll do it.d4rkst4r wrote:
$1000 says hes not because hes an attention whore
I google image searched Vasectomy and wish I didn't.
Ouch. Good luck have fun ATG.
Ouch. Good luck have fun ATG.
k, some mod say its okay. When you read posts from ppl like fancy pollux, you know somethings going on.
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6977
. Good on ya ATG.
Last edited by Superior Mind (2007-04-28 10:00:32)
Zomg ^^^
lol, each time I hear about those kinds of things that happen in the crotch area (vasectomy, testicular torsion, etc) I feel pain in the said-area, and I'm serious.
I didn't tell you this before because I didn't want to freak you out. I felt my vans deferens (the tubey thing) sizzle when the cauterized it shut...worst burn I've ever felt.....ATG wrote:
The doctor said I was the second guy in 200 operations whom the pain medication didn't numb totally.some_random_panda wrote:
The surgeon didn't knock you out?! That's gotta be damn painful, and I wouldn't be able to bear WATCHING someone putting a sharp knife into my nuts.ATG wrote:
You flush after they cut.
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
It wasn't uncomfortable, it was torture. All good now, no pain or swelling yet. All day on my ass with the wife bringing me beers and making me food.
I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth.
One more thing...that bag o'peas is your friend. Keep him cold and on you man package or you will pay for it in the next couple of days. Oh, and now that I can freak you out...that first go at the nasty...is a bit scary if you know what I mean.
So it happens to 1 in 100 guys? Fuck that, when it's something like that those are not betting odds.ATG wrote:
The doctor said I was the second guy in 200 operations whom the pain medication didn't numb totally.some_random_panda wrote:
The surgeon didn't knock you out?! That's gotta be damn painful, and I wouldn't be able to bear WATCHING someone putting a sharp knife into my nuts.ATG wrote:
You flush after they cut.
Update.
The pain killer didn't work so well; I could feel him slice into my right nut.
I asked for my lydocane, and everything was fine until they pulled the vien from the left one to tie it off.
It hurt so bad I jerked and kneeded his intrument table. It was kind of a big deal and everybody freaked.
It felt like the vien in my left one got pulled in a pair of pliers, which, esentially it did.
I also bled a lot.
Got the frozen peas on the crotch, working on a good beer buzz, thinking about a tylenol 3, fuck I cant spell for shit right now and I've sat down as long as I can.
LAter!
It wasn't uncomfortable, it was torture. All good now, no pain or swelling yet. All day on my ass with the wife bringing me beers and making me food.
I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth.
I could smell the laser thingy they use to cauterize the vessels.
He kept saying " your very vascular " and burning some more. I finally said, " you mean I'm bleeding like a stuck pig?"
"Yup"
It was funny, I'm a whitey and he was a brother, he said at one point " I know this must be uncomfortable, you got a little bald black dude holding your balls."
I was speechless. He looked over the drape to make sure I wasn't offended.
He kept saying " your very vascular " and burning some more. I finally said, " you mean I'm bleeding like a stuck pig?"
"Yup"
It was funny, I'm a whitey and he was a brother, he said at one point " I know this must be uncomfortable, you got a little bald black dude holding your balls."
I was speechless. He looked over the drape to make sure I wasn't offended.
I got a broken cauterizing machine the first time so they had to hold me in that 'pinched off' maneuver while they went searching for another one. You know how that 'pinched off' position feels so imagine being in that for almost 5 minutes. To add insult to injury, he looked over the sheet and said..."well, we have a guest here today, Ashley from the University Hospital will be reviewing your procedure as part of her undergrad studies". Dude, having your junk hanging out and a 19 something student nurse watching was a 'bit uncomfortable" to say the least.ATG wrote:
I could smell the laser thingy they use to cauterize the vessels.
He kept saying " your very vascular " and burning some more. I finally said, " you mean I'm bleeding like a stuck pig?"
"Yup"
It was funny, I'm a whitey and he was a brother, he said at one point " I know this must be uncomfortable, you got a little bald black dude holding your balls."
I was speechless. He looked over the drape to make sure I wasn't offended.
Did you get any funny facial expessions from her?
BTW ATG, cheers to a pain free, quick recovery.
BTW ATG, cheers to a pain free, quick recovery.
funny if you got "excited" lol462nd NSP653 wrote:
I got a broken cauterizing machine the first time so they had to hold me in that 'pinched off' maneuver while they went searching for another one. You know how that 'pinched off' position feels so imagine being in that for almost 5 minutes. To add insult to injury, he looked over the sheet and said..."well, we have a guest here today, Ashley from the University Hospital will be reviewing your procedure as part of her undergrad studies". Dude, having your junk hanging out and a 19 something student nurse watching was a 'bit uncomfortable" to say the least.ATG wrote:
I could smell the laser thingy they use to cauterize the vessels.
He kept saying " your very vascular " and burning some more. I finally said, " you mean I'm bleeding like a stuck pig?"
"Yup"
It was funny, I'm a whitey and he was a brother, he said at one point " I know this must be uncomfortable, you got a little bald black dude holding your balls."
I was speechless. He looked over the drape to make sure I wasn't offended.
That crossed my mind for a second or two. But trust me when I say given the pain of having a man juice tube pinched shut between the thumb and forefinger of a short balding hirsute of a man and the humiliation of complete strangers looking at your nards and going "we'll pinch here, cut there, cauterize here, stitch here", I think it was impossible.surgeon_bond wrote:
funny if you got "excited" lol462nd NSP653 wrote:
I got a broken cauterizing machine the first time so they had to hold me in that 'pinched off' maneuver while they went searching for another one. You know how that 'pinched off' position feels so imagine being in that for almost 5 minutes. To add insult to injury, he looked over the sheet and said..."well, we have a guest here today, Ashley from the University Hospital will be reviewing your procedure as part of her undergrad studies". Dude, having your junk hanging out and a 19 something student nurse watching was a 'bit uncomfortable" to say the least.ATG wrote:
I could smell the laser thingy they use to cauterize the vessels.
He kept saying " your very vascular " and burning some more. I finally said, " you mean I'm bleeding like a stuck pig?"
"Yup"
It was funny, I'm a whitey and he was a brother, he said at one point " I know this must be uncomfortable, you got a little bald black dude holding your balls."
I was speechless. He looked over the drape to make sure I wasn't offended.
Ugh, I think it just crawled back up inside me.
I got more horror for ya...ATG, you wearing an 'athletic supporter' as part of the rehab? If so, wait until the hair they shaved starts stubbling out....an itch like no other :-).
Okay, maybe I've shared too much at this point.
Okay, maybe I've shared too much at this point.
Yup - I did it about 5 years ago. I was in pain for a solid week, and a little slow going another week after that. Worst part is the shots in the nutsack. Or maybe it was the dry shave....or maybe having a young nurse in there the whole time checking out my junk...or maybe bringing a warm sample into the lab a few weeks later to make sure it took properly... But, I got to watch a bunch of movies all weekend long, riding bareback since then has been great, as well as the peace of mind!!! It's worth it in the end.
-S.Sgt SchlemStar (shooting blanks in real life and in BF2!)
-S.Sgt SchlemStar (shooting blanks in real life and in BF2!)
Too funny!Schlemstar wrote:
-S.Sgt SchlemStar (shooting blanks in real life and in BF2!)
Wow! What a coincidence. My best friend had that when he was like 12. Felt bad for him.Hurricane wrote:
Here's something that'll REALLY make you guys cringe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
You're a strong man ATG. Reading your details made my nether region quiver.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Clean up on Isle 4
Yup...the best part of the whole deal was the movie right before surgery...
"Your testes and you."
"Your testes and you."
After reading this (And kudos ATG and the rest for having it done, big kudos)
It still aint detered me, i plan on having this done once i have at least 2 Kids
It still aint detered me, i plan on having this done once i have at least 2 Kids
Waitaminute, I thought you had a vasectomy...ATG wrote:
I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth.
Heyo.
I knew this guy who had a vasectomy done on him because him and his wife didn't want anymore kids... then about ten years later, boom, got hit by a car and died.
You are a brave, brave man.
You are a brave, brave man.