Poll

Had a Vasectomy?

Yes, it was casual5%5% - 11
Not my happysack!94%94% - 197
Total: 208
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6852|Mountains of NC

ATG wrote:

You guys want pix?
yes but no photoshop tricks to make your little fella look BIGGER













https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
crimson_grunt
Shitty Disposition (apparently)
+214|6939|Teesside, UK

ATG wrote:

Anybody have experience?
Nope but once I'm married I will be so I'll be interested to hear how it goes.

Good luck!
rambo43
Banned
+35|6508
can ya still beat your meat/ choke your chicken?
too_money2007
Member
+145|6592|Keller, Tx
Never. The thought of not being able to shoot man-juice all over a woman just sickens me.
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6845|Southampton, UK

too_money2007 wrote:

Never. The thought of not being able to shoot man-juice all over a woman just sickens me.
Too true.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6810|South Florida

ATG wrote:

I'm told I will be in man pain for 2-3 days.

Anybody have experience?
WHAT! I just looked up the definition of a vasectomy and WTF M8. Thats it man, no more kids. Maybe SHE should get her tubes tied eh???? eh???? yeah....
15 more years! 15 more years!
hate&discontent
USMC 0311 SEMPER FI
+69|6673|USA, MICHIGAN
thinking about having it done, take it easy or your balls could get as big as a softball!!!
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7016|St. Andrews / Oslo

hate&discontent wrote:

thinking about having it done, take it easy or your balls could get as big as a softball!!!
That would be Hot.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6845|Southampton, UK

Jenspm wrote:

hate&discontent wrote:

thinking about having it done, take it easy or your balls could get as big as a softball!!!
That would be Hot.
That's wrong.
mKmalfunction
Infamous meleeKings cult. Est. 2003 B.C.
+82|6824|The Lost Highway

ATG wrote:

I'm told I will be in man pain for 2-3 days.

Anybody have experience?
Good luck bro. I don't "balls" to have a vasectomy.
zeidmaan
Member
+234|6699|Vienna

I never get any so no need for it

loooaaaaazzzzzz
GuliblGuy
Zulu son, what!?!
+79|7069|Anaheim, CA

Ouch!  GL!
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7001|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Cut off the supply lines for my billion man army? NEVER, they will always be ready to march.
smtt686
this is the best we can do?
+95|6915|USA
i had to have it done twice.  Evidently, just sniping it did not do the job since one side grew back.  Did it again and took out about a half inch the second time on both sides.  Was not happy about it, but its over now and I no longer have to worry about it.

Good luck, ATG.  It will be sore for a few days.  The first day, i just kept a few bags of frozen veggies around and a 12 pack of beer.  Between the 2 of those, I did pretty well on pain management.

Last edited by smtt686 (2007-04-27 09:22:00)

Tro0per
Take off, hosers
+24|6700|Ontario, Canada
If its anything like getting circumcised then yes it will hurt.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6933

Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6813|Global Command

ghettoperson wrote:

Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
462nd NSP653
Devout Moderate, Empty Head.
+57|6968

ATG wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
Been there, done it. The 'flushing the pipe' is/was the most action I had up to or since mate. :-(

Two days of discomfort (not quite pain) followed by five of feeling sick to stomach like I'd taken a shot to the nards.

The swelling up like a softball thing is true...take it easy or it will happen and that's not good.  Also, buy a bag of frozen peas that you will NEVER eat...use them for ice pack.

Another one bites the dust...I wish I'd have gotten to you sooner.
rambo43
Banned
+35|6508

ATG wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
easy
CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6802|USA
this is an awesome thread.  many laughs.
good luck my man.

Last edited by CoronadoSEAL (2007-04-27 10:20:45)

smtt686
this is the best we can do?
+95|6915|USA

ATG wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
watch out, even after the magazine is pulled, there is still a live round in the chamber!  Takes a few weeks for them to die or become extinct!
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6933

ATG wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Does this mean you can pleasure yourself forever/until your bits erode away?
From what I hear, I have to, erm, flush the pipe 20 times before I go in for a test. I told my wife to prepare herself.
20 times in a day?!
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6729|The Land of Scott Walker

too_money2007 wrote:

Never. The thought of not being able to shoot man-juice all over a woman just sickens me.
You still have the man juice, just no swimmers in the juice. 

I will be scheduling this procedure soon, ATG.  A buddy of mine told me that a package for frozen vegetables will be your best friend afterward. Listen to smtt686, my buddy told me it takes awhile before the super sperm are gone after the procedure.  Best of luck, I'd prefer no pics.   I heard about the surgeon that got pissed off over something while performing this procedure and chopped the poor guy's member up like summer sausage.  Don't think it was in the US.  Someone post the article if you can find it.
Jameseyy
Banned
+108|6512|Scotland!
Two days of discomfort (not quite pain) followed by five of feeling sick to stomach like I'd taken a shot to the nards.
I couldn't do it, that sickly feeling after a low blow is quite possibly the most uncomfortable thing ever, i'd probably spend the whole time in the fetal position whimpering
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6813|Global Command
11:33. I am off to the doctor.
Talk to you again when I can sit up!

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