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Poll

Killing Harry Potter

Steps on a Land Mine in Cambodia10%10% - 12
Labled an enemy combatant and dragged to Gitmo7%7% - 9
A Stingray jabbs him10%10% - 12
Given Radiation poisioning by Vladimir Putin5%5% - 6
Soul eaten by Dick Cheney5%5% - 6
Commits suicide when forced to watch the Disney Channel5%5% - 7
Eats so much he becomes so obesse he has a heart attack1%1% - 2
Shot by a ressurected Tupac18%18% - 22
Contractes AIDS after buttsecks with Boy George24%24% - 29
Eaten by a Bear.11%11% - 14
Total: 119
2007-04-26 14:42:35
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6685
The Harry Potter writer lady hinted last year that Harry would die in the final book. Now it would be really gay is he either lives or is genericly killed by that bad guy he fights (I forgot his name).

I think he will he shot by Tupac.
2007-04-26 14:44:12
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6611|The Gem Saloon
tupac FTW!
2007-04-26 14:45:31
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7026|Marathon, Florida Keys
stingray, or nasty buttsecks from voldemort
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg
2007-04-26 14:46:22
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6785|Mountains of NC

https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/drnigelchanning/94a04b1a.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
2007-04-26 14:47:32
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6866

Something involving his massive cock that he got out in that play.
2007-04-26 14:48:47
mikeyb118
Evil Overlord
+76|6815|S.C.
We throw down claymores. (wide kill zone so you can kill his mates aswell)
2007-04-26 14:48:52
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6991|Noizyland

Whatever it is it has to be completely innappropriate for children so they'll be forced to not make a seventh movie.
I'm thinking ran down and lynched by Christian Fundamentalists. Wizards and Witches are evil and tools of the Devil right?
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
2007-04-26 14:50:39
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6717|so randum
buttsechs from ron gets my vote
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2007-04-26 14:50:50
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6798|SE London

ghettoperson wrote:

Something involving his massive cock that he got out in that play.
Trampled to death by horses would be fitting.
2007-04-26 14:51:19
Sanjaya
Banned
+40|6444
Boy George option
2007-04-26 14:51:46
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6908|Devon, England
I lol'd when I saw the first option

A bear will eat him.

Duh?
2007-04-26 14:52:10
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6901|United States of America
Chronolegionnaires from C&C Red Alert 2 would be nice. We also need to erase his existence of that awful series of books from this earth.

"Smithers, use the amnesia ray."
"You mean the revolver?"
"Yes, and be sure to wipe your own memory when you're done."
2007-04-26 14:52:44
hate&discontent
USMC 0311 SEMPER FI
+69|6605|USA, MICHIGAN
i think he needs to get an infection in his ass via a splinter from his broom that he shoves up his ass.

Last edited by hate&discontent (2007-04-26 14:53:14)

2007-04-26 14:58:11
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6785|Mountains of NC

https://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/linkin_park_rocks/Harry%20Potter/d07fac74.gif

https://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/eaf2987/Harry%20Potter/Harry121.gif

https://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/eaf2987/Harry%20Potter/272e883f.gif
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
2007-04-26 14:59:59
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6847|Washington, DC

GDI should Ion Cannon Hogwarts after a decoy Kane locks himself up in there and threatens to nuke earth if it isn't cannon'd.
2007-04-26 15:03:16
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6981|Dallas
Eaten by bear.  Terror, aggressiveness and extreme pain before death.

He might actually enjoy the Boy George option.
2007-04-26 15:06:48
mikeyb118
Evil Overlord
+76|6815|S.C.
https://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5783/potterclaymorejx7.png

Last edited by mikeyb118 (2007-04-26 15:19:54)

2007-04-26 15:24:07
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6539|Orrstrayleea
Lol, jabbed by a stingray......Wait that sounds familiar
2007-04-26 15:44:20
David.P
Banned
+649|6490
How about we just blow his brains out with a Jackhammer?
2007-04-26 15:46:32
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6706|Gogledd Cymru

David.Podedworny wrote:

How about we just blow his brains out with a Jackhammer?
fucking we should abracadabra his pimp ass
2007-04-26 15:46:59
HURLEY
Ima Crunchatize you.
+170|6899|The Lou
He's gunna die ethier saving Ron or Heroin... or whatever her name is.
2007-04-26 15:47:34
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7046|Denver colorado
His horse lovers will run him over.
2007-04-26 16:16:34
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7027|Nårvei

Ty wrote:

Whatever it is it has to be completely innappropriate for children so they'll be forced to not make a seventh movie.
I'm thinking ran down and lynched by Christian Fundamentalists. Wizards and Witches are evil and tools of the Devil right?
The seventh movie:

Potter: Prins Harry of England
Ron: Bush Jr.
Hermoine: Jenna Jameson
Voldemort: Vladimir Putin
Random campus guy: Me

Plot: While Harry (unaware of his death to come) wanks happily in the student dorm after a poster in Teen Playwitch before meeting his buttsechs friend Ron to go to gym class.

Outside a random guy makes out with Hermoine when suddenly Voldemort swoches (broomstcikk noise) past them on his brand new Boner5000 broemstick !

Then there is a wild party with orgies, hemp and whatever that belongs on a normal Hogwarts dormparty !

Next morning one by one awakens and finds Potter nekked in the magic shower with Voldemort`s Boner5000 broemstick in his ass all the way up out through his mouth !

Ehr ... well, PG27 on this movie i guess !
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
2007-04-26 16:19:02
Rabbit.v2
Banned
+186|6745|stalker.
2007-04-26 16:19:19
Trel
Member
+70|6894
All of the above.
Good to be back.

 

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