Q: Did you spill something?
A: Not me!

Q: Funny it's over by the door too.
A: Odd, this is not wiping up.

Q: Did you run the dish washer this morning? ( my stomach sinking )
A: Oh my god, it's coming up through the floor.
( 4 year old begins to panic ) We gotta move, the house is gonna sink!
Q: Do you have to work today?
A: ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It's five O'clock somewhere.
A: Not me!

Q: Funny it's over by the door too.
A: Odd, this is not wiping up.

Q: Did you run the dish washer this morning? ( my stomach sinking )
A: Oh my god, it's coming up through the floor.
( 4 year old begins to panic ) We gotta move, the house is gonna sink!
Q: Do you have to work today?
A: ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It's five O'clock somewhere.