Most horrific patent known to man

2007-04-25 06:59:45

#1

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6736

From the specification:

This invention relates to inserts for use within the vagina of a woman for the harming of a man who may insert a penis into the vagina of the woman. This invention represents improvements in such inserts and it provides more efficient means to lock on the penis and to lacerate the locked on penis.

For guys reading this, there's a phrase that will haunt you: "lacerate the locked on penis".

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2007-04-25 07:03:33

#2

xBlackPantherx: Grow up, or die; +142|6363|California

_{Sweet jesus, save us}

Edit: Holy shit, I want to kick the person who came up with this.

Last edited by xBlackPantherx (2007-04-25 07:04:11)

2007-04-25 07:04:06

#3

hate&discontent: USMC 0311 SEMPER FI; +69|6408|USA, MICHIGAN

Ouch!!!!

2007-04-25 07:05:51

#4

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6408|New York

This would be great for an April Fools joke.

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2007-04-25 07:06:42

#5

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6752|St. Andrews / Oslo

Sado Sex anyone?

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2007-04-25 07:06:47

#6

Lost Hope: Lurker; +20|6347|Brussels, Belgium

You shouldn't be afraid of it if you're not a rapist.

It's still pretty inefficient, the rapist would kill the girl after he is "stuck".

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2007-04-25 07:07:16

#7

Stormscythe: Aiming for the head; +88|6569|EUtopia | Austria

Every woman wearing this should be convicted for premeditative grievous bodily harm.

2007-04-25 07:07:32

#8

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6483|Tyne & Wear, England

I am assuming this is to prevent rape. However think of all the psychotic chicks out there who would just 'shove it up there' for a laugh and when some unsuspecting suitor comes along... it doesn't bear thinking about.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-04-25 07:10:30

#9

Cookie.VXT: Bringer Of Cookies.; +178|6455|UK

ouch.

2007-04-25 07:11:37

#10

Stormscythe: Aiming for the head; +88|6569|EUtopia | Austria

KILLSWITCH wrote:
I am assuming this is to prevent rape. However think of all the psychotic chicks out there who would just 'shove it up there' for a laugh and when some unsuspecting suitor comes along... it doesn't bear thinking about.

hm, the idea of 'shoving it up' leaves me puzzled - I mean, as a female you can't touch it from the inside, so you have to put your fingers around it. Also, it has to stick there so a man can't push it any further, which would mean it has to be really huge in diameter, making it difficult to put your fingers around it (which you obviously need to do for inserting it, as the inside is so sharp...)

2007-04-25 07:11:56

#11

Mongoose: That 70's guy; +156|6550|Sydney, in 1978

Lost Hope wrote:
You shouldn't be afraid of it if you're not a rapist.

It's still pretty inefficient, the rapist would kill the girl after he is "stuck".

and when you do have consenual sex and she forgets to take it out?

2007-04-25 07:14:10

#12

Th3PredatoR: Taking smurfs to school since 2005™; +11|6470

Vot.Ze.Fack.

2007-04-25 07:19:05

#13

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|6698|In You Endo- Stoke

Would you risk it?

Some hot girl,yurning for some action

would you risk the chance of nipping the tip?

2007-04-25 07:24:56

#14

JT_001: Member; +17|6440|Canada

Ouch. I'd check with my finger first

Last edited by JT_001 (2007-04-25 07:31:59)

2007-04-25 07:32:15

#15

motherdear: Member; +25|6671|Denmark/Minnesota (depends)

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2007-04-25 07:34:07

#16

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|6698|In You Endo- Stoke

JT_001 wrote:
Ouch. I'd check with my finger first

Good idea batman!

+1

2007-04-25 08:05:19

#17

DrunkenPirate: Rum Baron; +44|6713|Norfolk, England

sado masichism ftl

2007-04-25 08:08:20

#18

ShowMeTheMonkey: Member; +125|6722

"Excuse me miss? May I finger inspect you?"

2007-04-25 08:12:23

#19

Teebaggs1: X-LG Member; +25|6770|Maine, MA, and PJ concerts

I say we pitch in and buy one for Fancys' gf or bf...

j/k

2007-04-25 08:16:41

#20

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6542|...

I shall counter with my armored penis head attachment patent.

2007-04-25 08:18:40

#21

Teebaggs1: X-LG Member; +25|6770|Maine, MA, and PJ concerts

Seriously tho, for now on I'm gonna go in fingers first. Can never be too safe...safety first!

2007-04-25 08:22:10

#22

MrE`158: Member; +103|6643

This device seems pretty retarded to me. It doesn't prevent rape, by the time it's sliced someone's knob open, he's already raping her, right?

Unless it comes with a free t-shirt that says "I've got a razor blade in my vagina". That might work, I guess...

2007-04-25 08:31:15

#23

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6737|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

I've heard of these things before. Apparently there's also a model with a needle and sedative in it so that if the guy tries to rape the chick it sticks him and knocks him out. I suppose this is better than the one with razor ribbon in it.

2007-04-25 08:35:47

#24

Villain{NY}: Banned; +44|6364|New York

I'm going to E-Bay these to prisoners.

"Tired of Buttsecks?"

"Buy Now"

2007-04-25 08:39:47

#25

too_money2007: Member; +145|6328|Keller, Tx

i like pain

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