Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6979|Dallas
Anyone had a chance to see this yet?  I went and saw it last week and despite looking abso-fucking-lutly retarded in the previews the movie was really, really good. 

You should see this movie for the following reasons:

To see....
Children getting shot in the face
Zombies
Rose McGowen getting fucked.
Someone's face melting off.
Someones cock and balls melting off.
Close up shots of peoples heads exploding.
Motorcycles.
Mini-cycles.
Castration.
A chick stomping in a mans face in the middle of a busy highway.
Drug abuse.
Bar-b-que.
Dismemberment.
Cheerleaders getting killed by "knife in the pussy".
10+ minute car chases.
Bio-chemical spills.
Bondage and Domination nurses.
A motorcycle with a mini-gun attached to the handle bars flying through the air with Danny Trejo driving whilst a huge explosion takes place in the background.
A chick with a machine gun for a leg.
The best stunt work ever caught on film.
A cars back tires spinning out on a chicks face, effectively ripping it off.
Best car wreck ever caught on film.
Best car chase ever caught on film.

Go see this movie.  Now. You will come out 75% more badass then before you went in.
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6609|Evilsville
Sounds nice!
pedigreeuk
I'm English, not British!
+113|6986|Rotherham, England
You tempted me, getting it now

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