my girlfriend say not sex today
...you walk into work screaming "I need artillery support over here sir!"
...as a doctor, you run round a hospital trying to shock paddle people
...you are asked by a copper what you are doing, and you say "raping these noobs"
...you are doing cross country and scream out "Requesting vehicle drop, over"
...you get into a passenger jet thinking "This better not have the F35's hitbox"
...you see a Ferrari in the carpark, tk the owner and drive off
...you sit in a football stadium and think "shit, I hope that J10 doesnt rape us"
...as a doctor, you run round a hospital trying to shock paddle people
...you are asked by a copper what you are doing, and you say "raping these noobs"
...you are doing cross country and scream out "Requesting vehicle drop, over"
...you get into a passenger jet thinking "This better not have the F35's hitbox"
...you see a Ferrari in the carpark, tk the owner and drive off
...you sit in a football stadium and think "shit, I hope that J10 doesnt rape us"
When you go to pick something up and you think "g".
You see a group of people and try to request artillary.
When you see someone you hate and you think "fucking whores".
You think you can take anyone on because you have all the unlocks.
You see a group of people and try to request artillary.
When you see someone you hate and you think "fucking whores".
You think you can take anyone on because you have all the unlocks.
The old threads on this topic were so much funnier.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
when playing other games you hit 9 repeatedly after you fall off buildings.
- When you go around on the street throwing bags at people full of medical stuff saying "Get first aid here!"
- When you play hide-and-seek and you scream "Requesting Unmanned Ariel, do you copy!"
- When you play hide-and-seek and you scream "Requesting Unmanned Ariel, do you copy!"
when you and a couple of friends are the only ones laughing when you say something retarded like enemy boat spotted or enemy douche spotted out loud at a party or with others... whatever...
pretty much makes me sound about 10 years old... But, that shits just funny to me.
refer to people as noobs
pretty much makes me sound about 10 years old... But, that shits just funny to me.
refer to people as noobs
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When you go out side and stare at someone, waiting for a name tag to show up to see if they are friend or foe.
... calling your teachers noobs
... asking your girl friend for a supply drop
... working on new guides at school
... using "lol" as a normal word (yes, I know, it's sick.)
... dreamin' about getting killed with your family
That's sick enough
... asking your girl friend for a supply drop
... working on new guides at school
... using "lol" as a normal word (yes, I know, it's sick.)
... dreamin' about getting killed with your family
That's sick enough
When BF2s is your homepage
Hmm let's see...a personal one...
When you see a bunch of people outside and look for the scroll wheel and grenades x_x
When you see that same group of people and want a J-10....
When your part of that group of people and think I hope the J-10 doesn't come....
When your watching that same group of people and want some C4
*made up* When you want a forklift when you see that same group of people
When you see a bunch of people outside and look for the scroll wheel and grenades x_x
When you see that same group of people and want a J-10....
When your part of that group of people and think I hope the J-10 doesn't come....
When your watching that same group of people and want some C4
*made up* When you want a forklift when you see that same group of people
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When you and you girlfriend both say "hhaderr" and "errhmoomkin" instead of "yes" and "no".
When you still get a grin just from thinking of the chinese way of saying "Enemy AA spotted"
When you blame your bad shape on Dice's coding of your stamina bar.
When you still get a grin just from thinking of the chinese way of saying "Enemy AA spotted"
When you blame your bad shape on Dice's coding of your stamina bar.
BF2 has made me get this obsession of looking up at a crane and if somebody is on it i shout.... " ENEMY SNIPER SPOTTED! " real loud.... my friends think im a retard...
But yeha you know you play too much when you start dancing to the Tetris music in the park....
( I'll try to upload the video from my phone )
But yeha you know you play too much when you start dancing to the Tetris music in the park....
( I'll try to upload the video from my phone )
Yeah i always do that, the naming weapon ones i do all the time, it comes on the screen i go L96A1 Sniper Rifle, people turn round and just stare at me.max wrote:
- scanning cranes for snipers.
- knowing the name of every weapon in movies.
Once i was in asda and someone stood up after leaning to pack there shopping at the end, i suddenly went for my sniper to headshot, sadly my dad said that too me, wasnt my idea... wtf
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a few friends and i had just spent all night playing bf2 lan...decided to get some food.
on the drive my door ajar light went on and it made a long beep....i immediately thought someone had a lock on me and the guy in the passenger side yelled "BAIL OUT!"
on the drive my door ajar light went on and it made a long beep....i immediately thought someone had a lock on me and the guy in the passenger side yelled "BAIL OUT!"
...When the disk is ALWAYS in the D: drive.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
HAHA FOR SURE!KILLSWITCH wrote:
...When the disk is ALWAYS in the D: drive.
when someone fucks up your password..
When you catch yourself spouting "I need a medic" out loud in Mandarin or whatever the PLA speak.
Drive by an Elementry School or Library and have to resist jumping out of the car and capping the flag !!
ITS Always in my driveDrunkenResistance wrote:
HAHA FOR SURE!KILLSWITCH wrote:
...When the disk is ALWAYS in the D: drive.
You've been playing too much when you decide to boot up America's Army one day, spend a half-hour for medic training, run over to a dead comrade thinking you can bring him back, and to learn that that half-hour of medic training was to learn how to apply bandages.
Stupid America's Army.
Stupid America's Army.
I had BF2-related stuff in my dreams all the time when I started playing, but the worst would have to be me trying to press q and move to "sorry" (I actually made the hand movement as if I were holding a mouse) in traffic.
i tkd a dude in the parking garage the other day for his carSargeV1.4 wrote:
I had BF2-related stuff in my dreams all the time when I started playing, but the worst would have to be me trying to press q and move to "sorry" (I actually made the hand movement as if I were holding a mouse) in traffic.
You think I pay or wait in line when I travel by plane?Marlboroman82 wrote:
i tkd a dude in the parking garage the other day for his carSargeV1.4 wrote:
I had BF2-related stuff in my dreams all the time when I started playing, but the worst would have to be me trying to press q and move to "sorry" (I actually made the hand movement as if I were holding a mouse) in traffic.