You know your in Trouble when.......

2007-04-17 07:18:03

#1

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|6756

Somebody says ....

I'm just going to check on the lights is the basement ...

Lets split up and meet back in an hour ...

or when ...

The moon is full

The hotel you are staying in is built on an old red Indian burial site

The man at the petrol station keeps saying "you're all doomed"

Everybody in the small town have eyebrows that meet in the middle

You wake up in the morning beside a dead hooker and don't remember
anything about the night before

your wife bumps into your girlfriend at the supermarket.

That 'girl' you brought home from the pub leaves the toilet seat up and uses your razor the next morning.

Feel free to add your own.

2007-04-17 07:19:55

#2

OmniDeath: ~; +726|6660

lmao...

ill think of some and come back later...im not good at this :\

2007-04-17 07:20:27

#3

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6495|Sheffield-England

you know your in trouble when you see the big thing called the ground rushing at you and becoming bigger and bigger

2007-04-17 07:41:57

#4

(cob)mikko: Member; +21|6460|finland

when my girlfriend say you have drink beer

2007-04-17 07:43:48

#5

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6614|Cheshire. UK

The wife is nice to you !!

2007-04-17 07:44:39

#6

loonitic: ...is a potty mouth; +286|6551|Valhalla

paranoid101 wrote:
That 'girl' you brought home from the pub leaves the toilet seat up and uses your razor the next morning.
.

2007-04-17 07:54:39

#7

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6440

paranoid101 wrote:
Somebody says ....

I'm just going to check on the lights is the basement ...

Lets split up and meet back in an hour ...

or when ...

The moon is full

The hotel you are staying in is built on an old red Indian burial site

The man at the petrol station keeps saying "you're all doomed"

Everybody in the small town have eyebrows that meet in the middle

You wake up in the morning beside a dead hooker and don't remember
anything about the night before

your wife bumps into your girlfriend at the supermarket.

That 'girl' you brought home from the pub leaves the toilet seat up and uses your razor the next morning.

Feel free to add your own.

The way out of all of the above situations is as follows:

Smear shit all over the walls, seats, cupboards and dado rails. Then rip your shirt and give yourself a nose bleed. Then blame everything on a bear.

2007-04-17 09:16:45

#8

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6755|Comber, Northern Ireland

when....u shoot dead 32 people in a college

2007-04-17 16:50:05

#9

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|6756

When using a public toilet and you reach for the paper dispenser...........................

2007-04-17 16:52:39

#10

2tuff: Positive Karma Here!; +357|6792

when your name is John Smith and someone yells "Mr. Smith...can i have a word with you" o.0

2007-04-17 17:11:01

#11

Milk.org: Bringing Sexy Back; +270|6792|UK

When you send a text message to your aunt and realise that predictive texting changed "aunt" to "cunt".

2007-04-17 17:11:49

#12

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6778

"Don't worry, this plane has another engine operating.... for now."

Last edited by usmarine2005 (2007-04-17 17:13:45)

2007-04-17 17:38:25

#13

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|6756

When you go to the bank and ask for a loan and the staff start laughing.

2007-04-17 17:42:08

#14

XanKrieger: iLurk; +60|6674|South West England

Milk.org wrote:
When you send a text message to your aunt and realise that predictive texting changed "aunt" to "cunt".

roflmao one of the many reasons i hate predictive :p

2007-04-17 18:00:03

#15

David.P: Banned; +649|6290

When you get up to lvl 70 in WoW on all your accounts and your mom comes in with an eviction notice from the city.

2007-04-17 18:07:31

#16

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6593|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

When a 250 pound guys come to you and say...Buttsecks?

Last edited by Roger Lesboules (2007-04-18 14:40:55)

2007-04-17 19:03:30

#17

simmy.uk: Member; +117|6454

when you have a dream about taking a piss and you wake up all wet

2007-04-18 03:01:16

#18

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|6756

When you make the FBIs top 10 most wanted list.

2007-04-18 04:09:56

#19

(cob)mikko: Member; +21|6460|finland

when you woke in hospital and you have been in operation and first thing what you see is wtf i have boobs! and yes you are a man!

2007-04-18 04:46:51

#20

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6283|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

You poo blood...That is bad right? I...er...just have to pop out.

2007-04-18 04:51:07

#21

Ltg.McKenzy: Member; +12|6260|Belgium

david363 wrote:
when....u shoot dead 32 people in a college

QFT
Then your in trouble!

2007-04-18 05:28:20

#22

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6422|NSW, Australia

david363 wrote:
when....u shoot dead 32 people in a college

stfu

2007-04-18 05:33:31

#23

Retalliation[1337]: Robin Hood ---> "u got arrownd"; +51|6490|Belgium

<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
david363 wrote:
when....u shoot dead 32 people in a college
stfu

Indeed this is not funny

2007-04-18 05:33:54

#24

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|6735|Melbourne, Australia

david363 wrote:
when....u shoot dead 32 people in a college

lol everyone knows hes motives were from raging in cs and wow to much (after all he was korean)

hes like OMFG!! NO F0KN REGO ... IM GONNA GO PWN IN RL REGO IS LIKE TEH WINZzZ!

2007-04-18 05:41:59

#25

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|6756

Guys please keep this thread fun, its why its posted in the Junk Draw.

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