SFR-Rooo
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Dateline - Monday April 16th, 2007

Novalogic Is Bankrupt!

In a move that comes as no surprise to anyone, Novalogic has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. The company is reportedly losing 1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open.

Luckily for Novalogic , many of the company's employees have already jumped to their death. There have been reports, however, of several surviving departments banding together to publicly defecate on the CEO's desk.

Novalogic is currently auctioning it's assets off via Ebay. The CFO has come up with an ingenious "penny-for-a-pound" pricing method to determine the auction price of Novalogic 's valuable intellectual property.

We asked a top financial analyst from the firm Dewy, Screwem, and Howw, what he thought of Novalogic 's situation, he had this to say:

"I've reviewed Novalogic 's financials and I believe their best option is to start investing heavily in Vaseline. As for the stockholders, my advice is to find the nearest gas oven, stick your head in, and breath deeply."


Have i read this right arnt they the makers responsible for BHD and joint ops?..........that's a shame if it is them................they were and still are good games..........
delta4bravo*nl*
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Yes right, "1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open" This alone tells me your story is BULL.

next time post a link to a real story.
unnamednewbie13
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Hey, it's funny. Sarcastic funny!

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2007-04-16 14:39:40)

ghettoperson
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delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

Yes right, "1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open" This alone tells me your story is BULL.

next time post a link to a real story.
That's the only reason?!
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7051|132 and Bush

Source?
Xbone Stormsurgezz
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7082|949

SFR-Rooo wrote:

Dateline - Monday April 16th, 2007

Novalogic Is Bankrupt!

In a move that comes as no surprise to anyone, Novalogic has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. The company is reportedly losing 1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open.

Luckily for Novalogic , many of the company's employees have already jumped to their death. There have been reports, however, of several surviving departments banding together to publicly defecate on the CEO's desk.

Novalogic is currently auctioning it's assets off via Ebay. The CFO has come up with an ingenious "penny-for-a-pound" pricing method to determine the auction price of Novalogic 's valuable intellectual property.

We asked a top financial analyst from the firm Dewy, Screwem, and Howw, what he thought of Novalogic 's situation, he had this to say:

"I've reviewed Novalogic 's financials and I believe their best option is to start investing heavily in Vaseline. As for the stockholders, my advice is to find the nearest gas oven, stick your head in, and breath deeply."


Have i read this right arnt they the makers responsible for BHD and joint ops?..........that's a shame if it is them................they were and still are good games..........
what the hell is the point of this?
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|7186|Salt Lake City

You guys, it's a joke.  Didn't anyone else get this part.

...Dewy, Screwem, and Howw

Translated:  Do we screw 'em and how
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7082|949

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

SFR-Rooo wrote:

Dateline - Monday April 16th, 2007

Novalogic Is Bankrupt!

In a move that comes as no surprise to anyone, Novalogic has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. The company is reportedly losing 1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open.

Luckily for Novalogic , many of the company's employees have already jumped to their death. There have been reports, however, of several surviving departments banding together to publicly defecate on the CEO's desk.

Novalogic is currently auctioning it's assets off via Ebay. The CFO has come up with an ingenious "penny-for-a-pound" pricing method to determine the auction price of Novalogic 's valuable intellectual property.

We asked a top financial analyst from the firm Dewy, Screwem, and Howw, what he thought of Novalogic 's situation, he had this to say:

"I've reviewed Novalogic 's financials and I believe their best option is to start investing heavily in Vaseline. As for the stockholders, my advice is to find the nearest gas oven, stick your head in, and breath deeply."


Have i read this right arnt they the makers responsible for BHD and joint ops?..........that's a shame if it is them................they were and still are good games..........
what the hell is the point of this?

Kmarion wrote:

Source?
Maybe he works for Dewy, Screwem, and Howw...
BigmacK
Back from the Dead.
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Moved to Junk Drawer because it belongs there.
delta4bravo*nl*
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ghettoperson wrote:

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

Yes right, "1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open" This alone tells me your story is BULL.

next time post a link to a real story.
That's the only reason?!
No I did some google shit..
but novalogic is not the US government so losing 1.4 billion/h is out of the question.
ghettoperson
Member
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delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

Yes right, "1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open" This alone tells me your story is BULL.

next time post a link to a real story.
That's the only reason?!
No I did some google shit..
but novalogic is not the US government so losing 1.4 billion/h is out of the question.
I was joking. There's at least a 1000 reasons in there as to why it's fake.
BigmacK
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Okay, this is done.

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