Dateline - Monday April 16th, 2007
Novalogic Is Bankrupt!
In a move that comes as no surprise to anyone, Novalogic has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. The company is reportedly losing 1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open.
Luckily for Novalogic , many of the company's employees have already jumped to their death. There have been reports, however, of several surviving departments banding together to publicly defecate on the CEO's desk.
Novalogic is currently auctioning it's assets off via Ebay. The CFO has come up with an ingenious "penny-for-a-pound" pricing method to determine the auction price of Novalogic 's valuable intellectual property.
We asked a top financial analyst from the firm Dewy, Screwem, and Howw, what he thought of Novalogic 's situation, he had this to say:
"I've reviewed Novalogic 's financials and I believe their best option is to start investing heavily in Vaseline. As for the stockholders, my advice is to find the nearest gas oven, stick your head in, and breath deeply."
Have i read this right arnt they the makers responsible for BHD and joint ops?..........that's a shame if it is them................they were and still are good games..........
Novalogic Is Bankrupt!
In a move that comes as no surprise to anyone, Novalogic has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. The company is reportedly losing 1.4 Billion dollars for every hour it keeps it's doors open.
Luckily for Novalogic , many of the company's employees have already jumped to their death. There have been reports, however, of several surviving departments banding together to publicly defecate on the CEO's desk.
Novalogic is currently auctioning it's assets off via Ebay. The CFO has come up with an ingenious "penny-for-a-pound" pricing method to determine the auction price of Novalogic 's valuable intellectual property.
We asked a top financial analyst from the firm Dewy, Screwem, and Howw, what he thought of Novalogic 's situation, he had this to say:
"I've reviewed Novalogic 's financials and I believe their best option is to start investing heavily in Vaseline. As for the stockholders, my advice is to find the nearest gas oven, stick your head in, and breath deeply."
Have i read this right arnt they the makers responsible for BHD and joint ops?..........that's a shame if it is them................they were and still are good games..........