This is obviously a more personal question.
I've never been caught.
Now I have a g/f, so I don't need to do it anymore anyways.
I've never been caught.
Now I have a g/f, so I don't need to do it anymore anyways.
Poll
Have you ever been caught masterbating?
| Yes | 25% | 25% - 63 | ||||
| No | 74% | 74% - 181 | ||||
| Total: 244 | ||||||
nope
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
No.
*Looks around furtively*
*Looks around furtively*
Yes...i think!!!
you think?Craig1998 wrote:
Yes...i think!!!
no for me.
haha no never, few times almost +1 for you
Yeah, wheres the nearly option?
yea
Several times by parents, friends, g/f's.
I'm a horny bastard that isn't afraid to drop'em & give it a good tug.
I always looked like Jim Carey in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" when he gets caught lol.
I'm a horny bastard that isn't afraid to drop'em & give it a good tug.
I always looked like Jim Carey in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" when he gets caught lol.
Last edited by TrollmeaT (2007-04-14 04:06:33)
Close to i guess but never been officialy caught.
nah never
for people who have been caught can you go into the story a little more what was said what was the fallout ETC?
for people who have been caught can you go into the story a little more what was said what was the fallout ETC?
i have been caught mispelling... and i jerk off in public all the time...
Love is the answer
Extremely close calls and quick cover stories, but nope otherwise
Yep - Got busted by my g/f while i was having some "Me Time"
Her expression was classic.
Her expression was classic.
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Never been caught cause i don't masturbate. Masturbating is for guys who can't get any pussy....grow up and get out some more, you'll get some soon. =P
Not yet, but there have been a few very close calls.
I don't believe you. Even guys who have sex still do it sometimes. Stop trying to compensate.soldevilla13 wrote:
Never been caught cause i don't masturbate. Masturbating is for guys who can't get any pussy....grow up and get out some more, you'll get some soon. =P
never but like they allmost got seen
Liar.soldevilla13 wrote:
Never been caught cause i don't masturbate. Masturbating is for guys who can't get any pussy....grow up and get out some more, you'll get some soon. =P
Dude...Wtf!!! you got a girlfriend and your sexing with your hand and not her...DUDE COME ON I MEAN!...ARG!-101-InvaderZim wrote:
Yep - Got busted by my g/f while i was having some "Me Time"
Her expression was classic.
nope. not yet.
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I tug my monkey everyday and haven't ever been caught, luckily. One time I got some man gravy on the wall, it was nasty.
My friend got caught once, his mom walked in on him lol.
My friend got caught once, his mom walked in on him lol.
hehehe, yep, thats me, as borat says- One man hand partyTrollmeaT wrote:
I always looked like Jim Carey in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" when he gets caught lol.
Last edited by Pea....Tear.....Griffen (2007-04-14 23:18:50)
your assuming that the second you get a g/f you instantly get to have sex with her. not always the case dude.Roger Lesboules wrote:
Dude...Wtf!!! you got a girlfriend and your sexing with your hand and not her...DUDE COME ON I MEAN!...ARG!-101-InvaderZim wrote:
Yep - Got busted by my g/f while i was having some "Me Time"
Her expression was classic.
I don't think i have ever been caught, but there have been some close calls,
you never know.