Hi-
THe common bitching I run into ingame lately are one of three things.
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Big Ol Numero Uno:
"Stop BunnyHopping!"
Kicking!! Mason4Assassin444 DOn't BunnyHop Bitch!
"WAAAAHH bunny rabbits everywhere on this server!"
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OK. I have been shot in the back. THe big red arrow thingy says "hey there is someone shooting you from behind." THe same arrow told me "this fucker had the drop on you and hasn't killed you yet."
I pull the whole, hop, turn, prone and shoot killing him. THen I am kicked for bunnyhopping.
Basically, its in the game. That big ass button on your keyboard is the jump button. Get over it. And you didn't kill me in the 5 seconds it took to hop, turn and get the bead on your little noggin. You suck. End of story. Don't blame the spacebar.
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Numero Dos:
"Stop using unlocks N00B!!"
"Gay people use unlocks!"
Kicking!! Mason4Assassin444 We don't use unlocks here! Follow the rules!
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this little gripe. My total time played is 888 hours. In those hours I aquired these things. THey are called UNLOCKS. THey are these cool extra weapons that are pretty fun to use and play with. They give you some sort of new selection of weapons after 2-3-4-500 hours played. A little break from the base weapons. Basically, I put in the hours, I got the awards, they are IN THE GAME, I will use them.
Your little M203 grenade missed because you suck. My G3 ripped through you because you suck. If you had aimed your bouncing pineapple of doom right, my G3 wouldn't of had a chance, and you wouldn't bitch to an admin that Im using unlockas on a ranked server. You know, the type of server where you can't really limit what people want to use as a weapon.
Stop crying, put n the hours and use what you like the best. Im not molding my game around the fact that you blow donkey balls at pointing and clicking.
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Numero Tres'
"Nice baserape fag!"
"ADMIN! They are raping the uncaps!"
Kicking!!! Mason4Assassin444 DOn't baserape!
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THis little gem isn't as faggish as the other two. I see merit in bitching on this one. I never baserape unless raped first. You stick it in me, I WILL stick it in you.
How many of you have spawne dinto Oman, Daliant, Wake and spawned right into a good ol fashioned Carrier rape? Me too. I don't bitch. I don't complain. Either log out and find a new server. Or I stick it out and wait for my turn to rape the carrier. Because I will. It seems to be accepted when I spawn in, when these sides switch, I don't want to hear any shit. but guess what? Yep, I get kicked.
DON"T BITCH ABOUT BASERAPING! Either leave or deal with it. If the rule is posted, its isn't just for pubs, you little 6-12 year old admins need to adhere to it too. DOn't kick when your getting reame don the carrier like I just did.
All three of the gripes and moans above are results of built in game functions that EA has seen no need to patch for.
Remember servers make rules. Rules are to be followed. Except for gay shit like no unlocks and no bunnyhopping. You cry to much. Play the game as much as you cry and you may get good enough to not even notice these little things.
DOn't baserape if its posted. If the admin is raping, obviously its allowed and feel free to hump them hard.
That is ALL!
THis is in no way a response to the "admin chatter thread" "Libe/COn threads" "Atheists threads" "Lord of the Weed" threads. THis a response to the complaining bitches I played with over the weekend.
THAT is all.
THe common bitching I run into ingame lately are one of three things.
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Big Ol Numero Uno:
"Stop BunnyHopping!"
Kicking!! Mason4Assassin444 DOn't BunnyHop Bitch!
"WAAAAHH bunny rabbits everywhere on this server!"
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OK. I have been shot in the back. THe big red arrow thingy says "hey there is someone shooting you from behind." THe same arrow told me "this fucker had the drop on you and hasn't killed you yet."
I pull the whole, hop, turn, prone and shoot killing him. THen I am kicked for bunnyhopping.
Basically, its in the game. That big ass button on your keyboard is the jump button. Get over it. And you didn't kill me in the 5 seconds it took to hop, turn and get the bead on your little noggin. You suck. End of story. Don't blame the spacebar.
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Numero Dos:
"Stop using unlocks N00B!!"
"Gay people use unlocks!"
Kicking!! Mason4Assassin444 We don't use unlocks here! Follow the rules!
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this little gripe. My total time played is 888 hours. In those hours I aquired these things. THey are called UNLOCKS. THey are these cool extra weapons that are pretty fun to use and play with. They give you some sort of new selection of weapons after 2-3-4-500 hours played. A little break from the base weapons. Basically, I put in the hours, I got the awards, they are IN THE GAME, I will use them.
Your little M203 grenade missed because you suck. My G3 ripped through you because you suck. If you had aimed your bouncing pineapple of doom right, my G3 wouldn't of had a chance, and you wouldn't bitch to an admin that Im using unlockas on a ranked server. You know, the type of server where you can't really limit what people want to use as a weapon.
Stop crying, put n the hours and use what you like the best. Im not molding my game around the fact that you blow donkey balls at pointing and clicking.
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Numero Tres'
"Nice baserape fag!"
"ADMIN! They are raping the uncaps!"
Kicking!!! Mason4Assassin444 DOn't baserape!
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THis little gem isn't as faggish as the other two. I see merit in bitching on this one. I never baserape unless raped first. You stick it in me, I WILL stick it in you.
How many of you have spawne dinto Oman, Daliant, Wake and spawned right into a good ol fashioned Carrier rape? Me too. I don't bitch. I don't complain. Either log out and find a new server. Or I stick it out and wait for my turn to rape the carrier. Because I will. It seems to be accepted when I spawn in, when these sides switch, I don't want to hear any shit. but guess what? Yep, I get kicked.
DON"T BITCH ABOUT BASERAPING! Either leave or deal with it. If the rule is posted, its isn't just for pubs, you little 6-12 year old admins need to adhere to it too. DOn't kick when your getting reame don the carrier like I just did.
All three of the gripes and moans above are results of built in game functions that EA has seen no need to patch for.
Remember servers make rules. Rules are to be followed. Except for gay shit like no unlocks and no bunnyhopping. You cry to much. Play the game as much as you cry and you may get good enough to not even notice these little things.
DOn't baserape if its posted. If the admin is raping, obviously its allowed and feel free to hump them hard.
That is ALL!
THis is in no way a response to the "admin chatter thread" "Libe/COn threads" "Atheists threads" "Lord of the Weed" threads. THis a response to the complaining bitches I played with over the weekend.
THAT is all.
Last edited by Mason4Assassin444 (2007-04-10 07:44:41)
