.robzored.
Roflcopter Pilot
+74|6289|Illinois
You die of natural causes right away, like getting hit with a meteor, thats pretty natural

I wish i had 2 more cats
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6280|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
2 more cats instantly materialise, putting the critical mass of the earth beyond its thresh-hold, causing it to spin off its axis into the sun and exploding so powerfully it sucks in time, space and god. Ending all existence. Nice one!

I wish people wouldn't answer by using their keyboard or mouse!
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6335|Orrstrayleea
I actually used SHEER BRAIN POWER to hack into the bf2s main server and reply to your wish by telepathy
I wish easter eags didnt make me sooooo fat
.robzored.
Roflcopter Pilot
+74|6289|Illinois
Now Christmas eggnog does the same thing

I wish there was another spring break starting tomorrow morning
DK_Vision
Self-loathing narcissist.
+41|6382|QUT, GP.

.robzored. wrote:

Now Christmas eggnog does the same thing

I wish there was another spring break starting tomorrow morning
Granted, but you're the only one is doesn't apply to.

I wish Sneaky.Russian would come back to the forums.
.robzored.
Roflcopter Pilot
+74|6289|Illinois
He comes back....AS A ZOMBIE

I wish EA would get off their fat asses and wipe canner77's stats already
2tuff
Positive Karma Here!
+357|6788
Along with everyone elses

I wish i was a female.
tehz
<3 Bosnia
+11|6513|gulf of oman
poof, you're a female, albeit quadrapalegic.

i wish i had the best job ever.
2tuff
Positive Karma Here!
+357|6788

tehz wrote:

poof, you're a female, albeit quadrapalegic.

i wish i had the best job ever.
Im ur boss.

I wish my penis was not 13 inches.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6335|Orrstrayleea
Granted it is now 13 millimeters,
I wish i had the 10000 points i need for my neXt promotion
2tuff
Positive Karma Here!
+357|6788
You get it....and then instantly reset

I wish i wasnt abused my mickey mouse.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6335|Orrstrayleea
You weren't but instead you were abused by micheal jackson

I wish i could statpadd without getting my stats reset
2tuff
Positive Karma Here!
+357|6788
You can....but are sentenced for me to shit in ur face for all eternity.

I wish i could ride my pet gerbil.
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6335|Orrstrayleea
The wish-master misread your wish and it rides you

I wish i wouldnt get in trouble for walking around naked
2tuff
Positive Karma Here!
+357|6788
You wouldnt get in trouble.....but people like me line up next to you becuase it gives them a boost of confidence....seeing ur small size.

I wish I was king-kong
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6335|Orrstrayleea
You become king kong, but your story ends a bit different to the original king kong. The helicopters,tanks & weapons are alot more sophisticated than those that the original king kong fought off, hence you get shot down and fall on a statue which becomes lodged inside you......if you know what i mean

I wish for some choc chip ice cream no no no, cookies and cream ice cream
destruktion_6143
Was ist Loos?
+154|6639|Canada
granted, but u end up with cookies on cream frozen in an icecube.

i wish i owned a STD free hooker
FeedUsYourFetus
Member
+89|6465
You purchase her, screw her, and give her YOUR STDs.  You both die miserable AIDS related deaths....but not before your precious hooker sleeps with all of your relatives and dearest friends.

I wish alcohol didn't give me hangovers.

KiL
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6298|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Wish granted, but your liver fails and you die.

I wish I was Fenris_Greyclaw.
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6280|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
You are Fenris_Greyclaw (whoever that is), but he then becomes you, and does nothing but molest your body for the rest of eternity.
You become miserable when you realise that unclothed he is very unimpressive and you end up choking yourself on his/your spleen rather than live another day!

I wish people did poos on me more!
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6754|FUCK UBISOFT

wish granted, but they end up doing it too often

i wish i invented the internet
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6298|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Granted, but the amount of porn posted makes you go insane.

I wish that every wish that backfired was fixed.

Last edited by Undetected_Killer (2007-04-09 14:03:04)

Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6754|FUCK UBISOFT

Wish granted, but the man put in charge of fixing them is dead.

i wish someone here would impersonate me.

Last edited by Miguel diaz (2007-04-09 14:11:13)

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FeedUsYourFetus
Member
+89|6465
Wish granted.  I masturbate furiously to gay porn until my penis falls off.

I wish I was done with dental school.

KiL

Last edited by FeedUsYourFetus (2007-04-09 19:52:11)

cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6302|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

You finish with dental school, only to be killed by a combined swarm of angry bunnies and |TOP| haters.

I wish I had my own Little Pwnie.

Last edited by cowami (2007-04-09 19:54:08)

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