polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6781|Singapore

Anus. Not rectrum.

{RANT}: Why must people insist on talking about obscure body parts? Why Spleen? Why Rectum? Like hell you could point out my spleen. Hearts, Lungs, Liver, Kidneys I understand. Spleen? RectuM? Stick to somewhere you could point out ffs. Lol.{/RANT}

@ Thinner: Thanks
@ Drunk_Musk: Yeah we all know that, only HE doesn't, sadly.
@ Chuy: Sadly, I would cry when I see that day too. But its not likely to come. File that under hopes where people will use search, people will post threads in correct forums etc. etc.

Last edited by polarbearz (2006-01-16 02:14:05)

mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|6829|A Small Isle in the Tropics

polarbearz wrote:

Anus. Not rectrum.

anus is the hole..rectum is where the waste past through...get the drift? ok, the principle's gag order prevents me from commenting further
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|6762|AUS, Canberra

mikeshw wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

Anus. Not rectrum.

anus is the hole..rectum is where the waste past through...get the drift? ok, the principle's gag order prevents me from commenting further
i think you might get detention after that mike
thinner44
Member
+1|6801
Well I did a really quick search and found this 'American Nihilist Underground Society' .

Then I did another search and found this "The rectum (from the Latin verb regere "to straighten, correct, rule" hence the rectum is "that which is ruled, controlled") is the final straight portion of the large intestine in some mammals, and the gut in others, terminating in the anus."

And I thought stats were confusing
RGB|Apocalypse
Member
+1|6752
Hey polarbearz, I am Singaporean too and I am glad to hear what you said. Too many selfish Singaporeans in the EASG servers in pursue of their precious stats that I can bitch about all day! Then again, I hate people who screams into their mikes too. Unless you have DJ quality voice.

Well, good luck with your game and hopefully will catch you in the SG servers one day.
tthf
Member 5307
+210|6749|06-01

RGB|Apocalypse wrote:

Hey polarbearz, I am Singaporean too and I am glad to hear what you said. Too many selfish Singaporeans in the EASG servers in pursue of their precious stats that I can bitch about all day! Then again, I hate people who screams into their mikes too. Unless you have DJ quality voice.

Well, good luck with your game and hopefully will catch you in the SG servers one day.
ahhh another guy from the tropical isle.
join the club ( bearz, mike and me to name a few).
yeah, beginning to hate easg with a passion. too many fucktards around there.
game arena much better
Salomi
Member
+0|6685
I Love You Man!
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6781|Singapore

Yes but you get my drift mike. And its PRINCIPAL!!!!! JESUS!!!!
mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|6829|A Small Isle in the Tropics

polarbearz wrote:

Yes but you get my drift mike. And its PRINCIPAL!!!!! JESUS!!!!
I know its principal Its an inside joke..

hey, watch your mouth!
RGB|Apocalypse
Member
+1|6752

tthf wrote:

join the club ( bearz, mike and me to name a few).
yeah, beginning to hate easg with a passion. too many fucktards around there.
game arena much better
Haha. Am Singaporean doesn't mean I am in SG now.

Game arena is in which country? I don't usually get gd pings to SG.

Anyway, back to the topic. One of the reason I do not post much here even though I have alot of things to say about BF2. Too many kids here who are still wearing diapers. Everytime they can't argue using facts and judgement, they use 'my stats >>>> ur stats'..
Lestat<CoN>
Didnt Do it
+9|6696
Hey Been to Singapore great country very nice esp in the countryside but i love my home in Brissie and back to topic i look forward to the day that i have nice stats that way i can say i have finally mastered the game,kits and vechiles not because i can then tell someone to stfu just because my stats rock.

(If that makes sense its 3.30am here lol and my brain switched itself off a hour ago lol)
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6781|Singapore

Apoc: Where ya staying now?

Lestat: weee come back and visit!
Lestat<CoN>
Didnt Do it
+9|6696
Trust me Polar when i get the chance im going back there i was actually only born up the road from Singapore as well in Butterworth Malaysia my dad was in the RAAF serving there in the 1980s made it back 4yrs ago for 2weeks and love that place ever since.


Oh and i forgot to metion its got great shopping and the Girls are YUMMY (just dont me Girlfriend she wont let me go back lol)

Last edited by Lestat<CoN> (2006-01-16 14:01:07)

priznat
Member
+0|6839
polarbearz, you're the man. I like winning on the maps but I like doing wild stuff on them too. Playing "tank taunting" in the DPV isn't going to get you many points but goddamn, it is fun. Plus if you lure away an enemy tank from your teammates because you are doing donuts in the north base on wake 2007, it's helping your team!

I think EA possibly did a disservice to the game by including the stat monitoring thing. Sure it is cool to be able to track your progress, but of course many people will take these stats as the sole indicator of how successful you are at the game. I'd rather just have fun, myself! Besides, you'll get quite a score disparity between people who play regularly with the same group than people who just pop onto random servers. All the clanners will be covering each other's backs, something you'll rarely get on a random public server..

DPV FTW!
JeeSqwat
Tactical Specialist
+41|6720|Canada

Kniero wrote:

Statistical Round-Up
-----------------------
JeeSqwat
27.05 KLS P/H
23.37 TWK P/H

Polarbearz
22.83 KLS P/H
12.15 TWK P/H

Me
81.49 KLS P/H
40.07 TWK P/H

Kills per hour are based on time spent and total kills as an infantryman. Teamwork points per hour are based on total time played and total teamwork points. Personally, I think you both suck, and that were polarbearz to still play with his stats in mind the difference would be minor (compared to his current "fucking around"). A proper analysis of stats can yield fairly telling information, as discrepancies only arise due to the lax attitudes some have towards actual competition for "number one". Regardless, seeing as there isn't a performance specificity surrounding each level, these certain values can not be compared per circumstance. But, aside from that, these numbers alone do in fact show quite a bit when such a large gap is as visible as it is. From this, we could easily conject that my handle on the aspects of infantry warfare and teamwork are superior to the former two competitors. Despairing enough as that may be, it's (lmao - almost) worse that not a single person made a meaningful response to my first reply (page 4) in this thread.

Salutations,
Kniero

(P.S. It appears to me that the only reason polarbearz has outclassed JeeSqwat ATM is due to him commanding for a longer period of time [123 hrs. 41 mins. compared to 49 hours 6 mins]. Were polarbearz not spending as large a duration as he has been under the commander position, his SPM would likely drop. Ironic that polarbearz berates the accuracy and relativity of degrading another based on ones "stats" when he himself takes part in this purported debauchery.)
LOL thanx but you didnt have to figure it out to a science, I know his stats are worse then mine, why you think he started this post, it make shimself feel better to tell everyone he dont care about his stats, but like I tried to do, I did, make him put his skinny zip backed back against the wall and become defensive over his own stats that he claims he dont care about cuz he(fucks around). As for playing mr police officer, I don't know a cop on my force that has a mouth like a street kid. And if butt face was a cop he should know that threating bodily harm towards another perosn is a criminal charge. Well atleast here in good ol canada, you come see your mommy lil boy, let me know when you saved enough pennies to get the flight. Maybe its time you keep your mouth shut..your stats stink you know it face it.. And yes Kniero I do suck compared to you not ashamed to admit it, if you pull off numbers like that good job mate. Gotta go my wife and kids are screaming dinners ready.   LOL

Last edited by JeeSqwat (2006-01-16 16:33:25)

Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|6692
Jeesqwat, the thought that you have any kind of real authority in real life is quite frightening to me. From the posts you've made in this thread alone you come off as an arrogant, self centered egomaniac. Your continued taunting and "look how much better I am than you" attitude is absurd, especially since this entire thread was designed to discourage this behavior. Seriously, what is your problem? Your mother not pay enough attention to you as a child? Late night sneaky uncle? whatever your personal problems are pissing everyone off on this forum is doing no good.

I hope if your claim that you are a cop is true, you're sitting behind a desk all day, because the thought of you with a gun and club actually trying to stop criminals fills me with unease. Im glad youre in Canada...

I just looked this up on webster, and thought it was pertinent.

One entry found for psychopathy.
Main Entry: psy·chop·a·thy
Pronunciation: sI-'kä-p&-thE
Function: noun
Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary
: mental disorder; especially : extreme mental disorder marked usually by egocentric and antisocial activity

This remind you of anyone?
OpsChief
Member
+101|6668|Southern California
good post polarbearz

What a waste of time judging by the stats! thats a kinda two-dimensional view of life I think. Low accuracy for example can be driven by being a bad shot, by enemy ballerinas prancing in the streets or by doing your job well!

One of the important uses of light machine guns and vehicle mounted auto-cannon/coaxial machineguns is to supress the enemy while your other soldiers manuever in for the capture. The bullets don't have to hit everytime to be effective, they need only prevent the enemy from coming around a corner or playing kangaroo over walls believing that certain death awaits. You use your fire to shape the enemy's response.

The downside is by BF2 calculations, you waste shots! and eventually some young uninitiated genius figures wrong and gets up in your face.  lmao 



woe to those who underestimate their enemy.....
domus_inc
Member
+2|6708|Brisbane-Australia

tthf wrote:

which part of brizzy do you live?
i used to study there for 3 years.
stayed at orleigh st, west end (near the city cat)
loved the place, beautiful weather and great people.
oh, the treasury was fun too!
i live on the south west side, i work at the airforce base south west outta the city, and my wife works in the city, so we went half way in between.  where did you study?  i did 4 yrs engineering at Queensland University of Technology, my wife 4 yrs engineering at University of Queensland.  yeah tresuary rocks!  i'm still $30 up on the bastards
lobo76
Member
+2|6701
i support u bearz primarily coz i am singaporean too...and yeah, well, it does make sense.

well, i think this stats stuff is an American hobby. Even in their sports, they have all kinds of stats. until the world cup was hosted in USA, i never though that soccer had so many stats to be viewed.
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6781|Singapore

Let the Games Begin! Bash the Loser to hell.

LOL thanx but you didnt have to figure it out to a science, I know his stats are worse then mine, why you think he started this post, it make shimself feel better to tell everyone he dont care about his stats, but like I tried to do, I did, make him put his skinny zip backed back against the wall and become defensive over his own stats that he claims he dont care about cuz he(fucks around).

Err you STILL have shown me how your stats beat mine, and no I'm not defensive over my stats I'm laughing at you over the loser that you are. Interesting how you only answer Kneiro's post and ignore everyone else. I mean, like both of you are fuckers... Oops. Birds of a feather fuck.. Oops. Flock Together.

As for playing mr police officer, I don't know a cop on my force that has a mouth like a street kid. And if butt face was a cop he should know that threating bodily harm towards another perosn is a criminal charge.

How fucking stupid are you? Threatening you, is Assault here in Singapore. When I get my hands on you, its Voluntarily Causing Greviouus Hurt (VCGH). So just let me get my hands on you.

I notice you just said Your force. Whoa. Someone's the Chief of the RMCP (Royal Mounted Canadian Police) now is he? YOUR force? *LOL*

And yes, I'm sorry, I do have a mouth of a street kid, I basically spent 1/3 of my life as a ghetto kid, you've got a problem with that asshole? What are you? Stupid? Spending half your life in a cushy armchair with your mom giving you handjobs when you need it? Do you KNOW how its like to bleed you piece of trash?


Well atleast here in good ol canada, you come see your mommy lil boy, let me know when you saved enough pennies to get the flight.

Firstly let me SNEER at the standard of your english, you can't spell, you're obviously grammatically incompetent, and I presume english is your first and ONLY language? I don't want to see you try your hand at any OTHER language looking at how badly you BUTCHER it as it is right now.

Oh I will be going back to canada, most likely after my tour of duty is over, in around 14-15 month's time. But I won't be wasting precious money looking for you. I hold 2-3 jobs now to bring in to dough and chip in towards family expenses and you expect me to spend a couple grand looking for an idiot like you? You must be kidding! I've got so much more I need to pay for: My backpacking trip to Australia, my university fees. You can take a backseat. And a handjob from your mum. Compliments from me. 


Maybe its time you keep your mouth shut..your stats stink you know it face it..

Whine Whine. LET GO OF YOUR COCK WHEN YOU GET ONLINE WILL YOU? DON'T JERK OFF OVER EVERY LITTLE THING don't Tell me. SHOW me. I still don't see it so show me. And are electronic stats of a game all that's important in YOUR life? Your are one, SAD sonofabitch.

Look at Me

I'm young, I'm hot, I've got everything to live for I get my kicks from rugby, boxing and thai-boxing, I get all the chicks I want. I earn a bit of extra cash through modelling jobs or piano lessons. So I RULE

How about You?

You NEED to stop wanking, I don't think you can earn any money from it. Go DO something with your life instead of sitting gap-toothed and open-mouthed in front of your computer looking at pr0n and thinking you are the 1337est because you don't wear pants in front of the computer. Have some decency man. Your neighbours don't want to see the thing you call your penis dude. They've started calling it Baby Smurf among themselves.
 


And yes Kniero I do suck compared to you not ashamed to admit it, if you pull off numbers like that good job mate.

Yeah, I hear this in gay bars a lot And the sentence usualyl ends with 'Your Place? Or Mine?' Suck it up good fag boy  

Gotta go my wife and kids are screaming dinners ready.   LOL

Right. As I always say, too much talk, too little walk. Pictures jackass. Or can you ONLY talk and talk and talk? And IRL you're some 17 year old, underaged fucked up little boy trying to act all tough? Show us all a picture, better yet, series of pictures You're welcome to see mine anyday. 

That was FUN
mikeshw
Radioactive Glo
+130|6829|A Small Isle in the Tropics



Speechless.
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6781|Singapore

GAHHHHH

You stupid ch00b JeeSqwat I was all obsessed with bashing you.

Lobo: Where d'you stay? What's your ingame nick?

JeeSqwat perhaps you need religion. You could worship me and i'll bless you with my jizz.

Lestat<CoN>
Didnt Do it
+9|6696
* THE CROWD WILD AS POLARBEARZ ONCE AGAIN MAKES JEESQWAT LOOK THE CHILDISH FOOL *

Of course his spelling and grammar is down the toilet over there schools don't know how to teach the three R's (I don't know why they call it the three R's as its 1 R,1A and 1W) Reading, Writing and Arithmetic not like they do over on ourside of the world and personally im surprised a self respecting lady would go near someone with his special needs (Oh yes im so great stroke my ego bitches) but hey maybe shes one of those lovely people who believes people can change and improve themselves i hope for her sake shes right
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|6781|Singapore

He's got the 3 Rs. Retard, Retardation.. and umm. Retard.
tthf
Member 5307
+210|6749|06-01

domus_inc wrote:

tthf wrote:

which part of brizzy do you live?
i used to study there for 3 years.
stayed at orleigh st, west end (near the city cat)
loved the place, beautiful weather and great people.
oh, the treasury was fun too!
i live on the south west side, i work at the airforce base south west outta the city, and my wife works in the city, so we went half way in between.  where did you study?  i did 4 yrs engineering at Queensland University of Technology, my wife 4 yrs engineering at University of Queensland.  yeah tresuary rocks!  i'm still $30 up on the bastards
did 3 yrs film and tv production at QUT.
good times.

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