Canadian_Sniper_X
Member
+45|6497|Kamloops, BC Canada

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

I was dropping c-4 out of a full blackhawk and accidentally detonated a c-4 before it was even 5ft from the chopper.  7tks and a suicide resulted in my 1st ban.
I've done that... but there was only me and another guy... Actually I did it twice in the same match. Very awkward....
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|6774|Cambridge (UK)

RoosterCantrell wrote:

Trot over to OUR commander Assets and C4 them. 


Team Vehicle Damage!
Team Vehicle Damage!
Team Vehicle Damage!
Done that too many times....

(which is why I should never go to war)

Last edited by Scorpion0x17 (2007-04-05 23:43:39)

mcgid1
Meh...
+129|6725|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Okay, this requries a little back story...

My friend's computer finally decided to crap out and he, being a college student, couldn't afford to get a new one that could play BF2 for a few months.  However, he was close to ranking up and he asked me if I could play on his account to get him there (why I don't know but he wanted me to do it anyways).

Fast forward to later that week, I'm sitting in my gf's dorm because she thought she might need some help on some homework.  As it turns out she didn't really need any help, so I pulled out my laptop and started to play BF2 on my friend's account while I was waiting for her to finish her work.  About an hour into it, I was in the middle of an intense round and didn't notice that she had finished her work.  Apparently she noticed my lack of attention to my surroundings and decided to do something about it, because one moment I'm in the middle of this round, the next she has pushed over the screen of my laptop, allowing me to see her clothing, or lack there of.

Needless to say, my attention shifted completely from BF2 to somthing else entirely.  Unfortunately for my friend's account I, for the obvious reasons, forgot to log off and he sat there for the rest of the round, getting slaughtered and eventually he got a purple heart.
Drax
Paddles/Plane Whore
+28|6569|Australia, NSW

mcgid1 wrote:

Okay, this requries a little back story...

My friend's computer finally decided to crap out and he, being a college student, couldn't afford to get a new one that could play BF2 for a few months.  However, he was close to ranking up and he asked me if I could play on his account to get him there (why I don't know but he wanted me to do it anyways).

Fast forward to later that week, I'm sitting in my gf's dorm because she thought she might need some help on some homework.  As it turns out she didn't really need any help, so I pulled out my laptop and started to play BF2 on my friend's account while I was waiting for her to finish her work.  About an hour into it, I was in the middle of an intense round and didn't notice that she had finished her work.  Apparently she noticed my lack of attention to my surroundings and decided to do something about it, because one moment I'm in the middle of this round, the next she has pushed over the screen of my laptop, allowing me to see her clothing, or lack there of.

Needless to say, my attention shifted completely from BF2 to somthing else entirely.  Unfortunately for my friend's account I, for the obvious reasons, forgot to log off and he sat there for the rest of the round, getting slaughtered and eventually he got a purple heart.
im sure your friend will understand
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6580

mcgid1 wrote:

Okay, this requries a little back story...

My friend's computer finally decided to crap out and he, being a college student, couldn't afford to get a new one that could play BF2 for a few months.  However, he was close to ranking up and he asked me if I could play on his account to get him there (why I don't know but he wanted me to do it anyways).

Fast forward to later that week, I'm sitting in my gf's dorm because she thought she might need some help on some homework.  As it turns out she didn't really need any help, so I pulled out my laptop and started to play BF2 on my friend's account while I was waiting for her to finish her work.  About an hour into it, I was in the middle of an intense round and didn't notice that she had finished her work.  Apparently she noticed my lack of attention to my surroundings and decided to do something about it, because one moment I'm in the middle of this round, the next she has pushed over the screen of my laptop, allowing me to see her clothing, or lack there of.

Needless to say, my attention shifted completely from BF2 to somthing else entirely.  Unfortunately for my friend's account I, for the obvious reasons, forgot to log off and he sat there for the rest of the round, getting slaughtered and eventually he got a purple heart.
At least you didn't ask her to wait, then when she asks why, you say something like "i'm pwning noobs es-tee-eff-you" then continue to play. Now that'd be embarrassing.
.robzored.
Roflcopter Pilot
+74|6285|Illinois
I just hate that moment after you do somthing retarted, like ram a bomber into a full friendly blackhawk and get 7 teamkills, and your only defense for your actions (other than "i sux") is "lag"
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|6714

.robzored. wrote:

I just hate that moment after you do somthing retarted, like ram a bomber into a full friendly blackhawk and get 7 teamkills, and your only defense for your actions (other than "i sux") is "lag"
The two times I have done that really did have to do with lag.
keyoshi
Member
+28|6428
Let's see...ahh a couple more days ago, on Iron Gator, I was in the apache, TVing MEC heli like a noob...my teamate was sitting there, I launch a TV, right at the heli, once I get close enough it lights up *insert teamates name* I'm like, AH SHIT! I did this, accidentaly ofcourse, 4 times. I know I should use the minimap to know when to launch TV's but I didn't learn to do that till earlier today...

I've also run into full 6 person blackhawks on wake island, kicked instantly of course...damn - 24 x_x
JeeSqwat
Tactical Specialist
+41|6737|Canada
I forgot what team I was on and c4'd my teams uav and sat. all at same time. LOL
albino cookie
The only Karkand whore who doesn't medic whore
+12|6305|katrina sucks
My most embarrassing moment was dying=p
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6576|NYC / Hamburg

forgot one. Continually ramming into the chopper of the admin. No intention but somehow I always managed to hit him (him doing crazy backflips when getting shot at had something to do with it though). Luckily I was on my sargent account and could blame it on my noobyness
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
GEN.GENO
Member
+0|6239
You guys want an embarrasing story???...Tell me if you can beat this...

I'm a First Lieutenant playing Spec Ops on Sharqi...My squad was defending the Suburbs control point when an Enemy Tank and APC drove up to cap the flag...Among all the chaos, I was able to squeeze in between the Tank and APC undetected and placed two packs of C4 on the Tank and 2 packs on the APC...I ran a few steps away, and before I could trigger the explosion, a SNIPER above all stabbed me with his knife and killed me!...I couldn't believe it...I jumped out of my chair and was completely humiliated!  What do ya think???
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6298|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

I have third story (damn, these things keep popping up lately). I was playing with my new love, the SRAW, on Karkand. Saw a sniper chasing a friendly around, prepared to knife him once he stopped. Rather than risking hitting the friendly with a smattering of MP5 bullets, I go with the SRAW. Mr. Rocket flies straight by Mr. Enemy, hitting the metal fence, killing my teammate. Bad times.
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Jem250
Member
+4|6243|Bath, UK
I love playing as a medic (and no, don't you start whinging about rent-a-medic on Karkand - I'd be the one abusing medipacks to get me round the western cliffs to suburb) and yet a friend of mine got her meritorious unit ribbon in her second game - I still don't have mine.

What makes it worse was that I won it the other day, but was suffering from the no-stats bug (did it with basic kit!) and so it didn't count

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