Pissing off the neighbours

2007-04-05 09:32:51

#26

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6422|Michigan, USA

TerrorisT² wrote:
PLAY PORN WITH YOUR SPEAKERS ON MAX.

They will leave for sure.

LOL if swear words screamed at the top of a singer's lungs doesn't work, let the moans of pleasure drive them away LOL

2007-04-05 09:32:53

#27

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6434

david363 wrote:
well i looked out my window to admire the wonderfull view and saw the bastards were having a BBQ so now i have all the windows open playing heavy metal, ive been playing some machine head and tankard,

so does anyone have any suggestions of what i can play? or download? i think i ehard a knock on the dooor but o well i'm a cunt

ZOMFG A BBQ!!

You call the Police, i'll ring a vicar to perform an exorcism.

I hope they throw uncooked sausages through your window.

2007-04-05 09:37:58

#28

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6672|USA

david363 wrote:
well i looked out my window to admire the wonderfull view and saw the bastards were having a BBQ so now i have all the windows open playing heavy metal, ive been playing some machine head and tankard,

so does anyone have any suggestions of what i can play? or download? i think i ehard a knock on the dooor but o well i'm a cunt

I probably would have tried the "hey how you doin can I get a piece of BBQ chicken" approach first.

2007-04-05 09:39:15

#29

crimson_grunt: Shitty Disposition (apparently); +214|6664|Teesside, UK

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
CoronadoSEAL wrote:
what did they ever do to you? -1
They're having a Barbecue and didn't invite him. That's grounds for excessive Heavy Metal right there.

Maybe they didnt invite him because he's "a cunt" who goes out his way to ruin their harmless social events

2007-04-05 09:41:47

#30

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|6660|Keyboard

david363 wrote:
well i looked out my window to admire the wonderfull view and saw the bastards were having a BBQ so now i have all the windows open playing heavy metal, ive been playing some machine head and tankard,

so does anyone have any suggestions of what i can play? or download? i think i ehard a knock on the dooor but o well i'm a cunt

Jealous anyone? You should tell them that that BBQ smells damn good and maybe they´ll invite you to stay for dinner. But no, you are an all hater. Enjoy your missing some BBQ with your neighbors dumbass.

2007-04-05 09:45:05

#31

Rabbit.v2: Banned; +186|6538|stalker.

Lamb of god-Pathetic

2007-04-05 09:45:34

#32

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6434

Picture the scene....

Neighbour 1 and Neighbour 2 are setting up the BBQ, they look to next door and ponder inviting them over.

Kid from next door glances across, feels hurt, cranks up the music.

Neighbour 1 and Neighbour 2 decide against inviting next door.

2007-04-05 09:49:25

#33

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6398|New York

I just hope you never need any help from them, because people tend to remember the bad more than the good.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-04-05 09:55:24

#34

PluggedValve: Member; +17|6350

david363 wrote:
aye, kevin (dad) is knocking at my door, but i cant hear him....but its nice to see some metalheads on these forums

Dying Fetus, Slayer, sepultura, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, old Tool, storm troopers of death, Opeth, Arch Enemy. Those aughta do it.

Like a previous poster said, play the same song over and over again if u can also handle it.

2007-04-05 11:49:02

#35

Greenboi: Member; +14|6377

Slipknot - Generally anything.

Volume on max + EQ all on max = very loud = pissed off neighbours = winnar.

I hated our old neighbours.

Edit: Six Feet Under - Snakes

Death metal, funny song, will piss em off good, for sure

Last edited by Greenboi (2007-04-05 11:54:53)

2007-04-05 11:50:43

#36

reaper_654: confused??; +36|6306|ohio,USA

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
CoronadoSEAL wrote:
what did they ever do to you? -1
They're having a Barbecue and didn't invite him. That's grounds for excessive Heavy Metal right there.

lol hell yah

2007-04-05 11:53:56

#37

commandochristian: Honda - The Power of Dreams; +293|6422|Michigan, USA

Can we get an update on the situation?

Edit: guess not, as OP is currently offline

Last edited by commandochristian (2007-04-05 11:54:25)

2007-04-05 11:56:21

#38

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6499|Gogledd Cymru

commandochristian wrote:
Can we get an update on the situation?

Edit: guess not, as OP is currently offline

hes been brutally mudered by his neighbours, it was just on the news, they bbq'd his cock and ate it

2007-04-05 11:59:01

#39

KylieTastic: Games, Girls, Guinness; +85|6462|Cambridge, UK

Opera or cheesy pop would piss me off more than metal...... now playing the cheeky girls (as per vid above) over and over could get special forces coming in the door - its a terrorist act for sure!

2007-04-05 11:59:29

#40

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6263|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

Jethro tull-combine harvester, that will definitely do the trick.

2007-04-05 11:59:54

#41

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6655

no keep the heavy metal going

2007-04-05 12:01:35

#42

mikeyb118: Evil Overlord; +76|6608|S.C.

Suddenly decide you are going to do some gardening and burst open a few bags of ammonia.

2007-04-05 12:03:43

#43

Mafia47: Member; +27|6750|Chicago

play i'm a Barbie girl song

2007-04-05 12:06:11

#44

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|6641|New Hampshire, USA

Anything All That Remains, people generally hate screamo stuff:

This Calling: All That Remains

I personally like them

Last edited by -=]NS[=-Eagle (2007-04-05 12:06:44)

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2007-04-05 12:07:50

#45

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|6749|Comber, Northern Ireland

well they packed it in pretty damn quickly....and did any of you think i might hate my neighbours and NOT want to share a BBQ with them?

2007-04-05 12:14:21

#46

AAFCptKabbom: Member; +127|6668|WPB, FL. USA

So ur an arse!
Keep hiding in your room playing vids rather than sticking your head out the window a saying "Hey!, that smells great" and maybe getting and invite - No! u rather stick ur head up ur arse and die of lack of oxygen

Kaboom.

p.s. where is Cameronpooh - did they make a statute of him in Iraq and Cuba yet???

2007-04-05 12:27:12

#47

too_money2007: Member; +145|6318|Keller, Tx

Download an mp3 of asian people fucking. That'll surely piss them off.

2007-04-05 12:29:51

#48

reaper_654: confused??; +36|6306|ohio,USA

too_money2007 wrote:
Download an mp3 of asian people fucking. That'll surely piss them off.

lol

2007-04-05 12:33:30

#49

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6299|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

I got one: "I Wanna Fuck You" by Akon. Make sure you get the unedited version.

EDIT: Aw, done already? Well, keep it in mind for next time.

Last edited by cowami (2007-04-05 12:34:51)

2007-04-05 12:43:18

#50

silo1180: The Farewell Tour; +79|6432|San Antonio, TX

Anything by Cannibal Corpse
So What - Metallica
My Posse - Anthrax (Shit, F**k, Satan, Death, Sex, Drugs, Rape these seven words they're trying to take)[part of the chorus!]
Get The F**k Out - Skid Row
Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
Ass Up - Barracuda
Get Me Off - Basement Jaxx
AC/DC is good to play loud
I Love My Sex - Benny Benassi
Catholic School Girls Rule - RHCP
Swamp Song - Tool
Whole Lotta Love - Led Zepplin (Robert Plant's orgasm in the middle puts it over the top!)

Or you could just blare Slim Whitman, it saved us from the Aliens in "Mars Attacks", maybe it could have the same affect on your neighbors!

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