how to do an emergency tracheotomy
as a general rule, having sex is broken down to.
1. a tension breaking kiss
2. some heavy kissing while ripping off clothes
3. throwing someone on the bed
4. 50/50 chance of seeing boobs
5. rolling around under the covers
6. lying on your back looking at the ceiling
1. a tension breaking kiss
2. some heavy kissing while ripping off clothes
3. throwing someone on the bed
4. 50/50 chance of seeing boobs
5. rolling around under the covers
6. lying on your back looking at the ceiling
it is possible for one man to take on a whole professional army
Chuck Norris Can Kick Anyones Ass, Even His Own!!
If such awards existed, I would nominate this thread for 'thread of the year' (so far)...
This stuff is awesome!
Mcminty.
This stuff is awesome!
Mcminty.
If you take a girl to 'make out point' you know you're touch some fanny. Unless she's an uptight bitch with deep rooted personal issues.
further on from this.twiistaaa wrote:
as a general rule, having sex is broken down to.
1. a tension breaking kiss
2. some heavy kissing while ripping off clothes
3. throwing someone on the bed
4. 50/50 chance of seeing boobs
5. rolling around under the covers
6. lying on your back looking at the ceiling
Most women will not take their bra off during sex and the men will not be bothered by it.
After sex, the man and the woman will quite happily lye around in bed without any "sex" mess.
If you have sex while a murderer is afoot (as in horror films), you will die, possibly nude at that.
You don't need to say "bye" when hanging up the phone.
Pushing the elevator button more than once makes it come faster.
Pushing the elevator button more than once makes it come faster.
Last edited by Redback00 (2007-04-03 04:54:39)
Also, whilst the floppy haired leading man puts his pants back on, the woman will sit up with the duvet wrapped around her. I mean, Why? He's just banged the arse off her and now she wont let him see the twins. Shocking.theDude5B wrote:
further on from this.twiistaaa wrote:
as a general rule, having sex is broken down to.
1. a tension breaking kiss
2. some heavy kissing while ripping off clothes
3. throwing someone on the bed
4. 50/50 chance of seeing boobs
5. rolling around under the covers
6. lying on your back looking at the ceiling
Most women will not take their bra off during sex and the men will not be bothered by it.
After sex, the man and the woman will quite happily lye around in bed without any "sex" mess.
Every Asian is master of Kung-Fu or some other martial arts
everyone knows kung-fu!
You can extreme makeover a tractor into a tank ....(Mcgyver)
No matter how many torches you have with you, as soon as you REALLY need one, that battery will die.
Leonardo Decaprio WAS on the Titanic.
If you have paperclip, you can make almost anything out of anything...
changing the past/future is possible (back to the future)
changing the past/future is possible (terminator 1 and 2)
changing the past/future is NOT possible but delaying the enevitable is (terminator 3)
changing the past is NOT possible because what happened will still happen but in a different way (The Time Machine)
changing the past/future is possible (terminator 1 and 2)
changing the past/future is NOT possible but delaying the enevitable is (terminator 3)
changing the past is NOT possible because what happened will still happen but in a different way (The Time Machine)
And the conclusion is...?theDude5B wrote:
changing the past/future is possible (back to the future)
changing the past/future is possible (terminator 1 and 2)
changing the past/future is NOT possible but delaying the enevitable is (terminator 3)
changing the past is NOT possible because what happened will still happen but in a different way (The Time Machine)
To add on the shooting stuff:
If you are more important than others you can get hit, but if the thing you are trying to do is not yet complete you can't die. And even if you get shot after you have achieved your goal you will most likely come back later.
Breaking into and hotwiring a car takes nothing more than a coat hanger and a few witty comments.
EVERY SINGLE phone number in films/games start with 555. Even though the film is set in russia/anywhere else not in the US.
#rekt
Unless movies have lied to me, all British people either talk with a ridiculous posh accent or a gruff Manc accent.
a fuck off big machine gun can be fired from the hip and still hit people with the accuracy of a sniper rifle.
baddies are about as stealthy as elephants.
people die with their eyes closed
baddies are about as stealthy as elephants.
people die with their eyes closed
#rekt
If a bad guy is searching for you go behind a corner. He will come next to you and smell the air and then see a cat and walk away.
There is no conclusion. we still dont know!NooBesT[FiN] wrote:
And the conclusion is...?theDude5B wrote:
changing the past/future is possible (back to the future)
changing the past/future is possible (terminator 1 and 2)
changing the past/future is NOT possible but delaying the enevitable is (terminator 3)
changing the past is NOT possible because what happened will still happen but in a different way (The Time Machine)
But what we do know is that Cartoon Characters CAN actually interact with humans.
i always assumed he just left the condom inside her? thats what the movies taught me..theDude5B wrote:
After sex, the man and the woman will quite happily lye around in bed without any "sex" mess.
also, the only women that are actually allowed to have sex have to rate at least an 8 and must be between the ages of 18 and 34.
with men anything goes (sometimes having money is required however).
Last edited by twiistaaa (2007-04-03 05:58:28)