The laws of physics only apply when it's convenient for the good guys.
Pistols have the recoil of BB guns and the power of 105mm howitzers.
Pistols have the recoil of BB guns and the power of 105mm howitzers.
why are two men naked on my TV screen as the cuddle?
Everyone has at least 700 bullets in their gun.
Zombies and the living dead under no circumstanses don't eat animals or infect further the virus to the animals. Except for big black dogs that already carry the virus.
Water can fall upwards in a waterfall.
Water can fall upwards in a waterfall.
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Skeletons (just the bones no tendons/cartilage) are deadly and will kill you!
No one ever thinks to just pop the zombie in the head from the start. I'm sorry if I put a bullet in your leg, a bullet in your chest and you're still coming at me, there's only one more place I am going to put a round!
All kids can see ghosts or evil spirits.
Your computer/cell phone will work perfectly from anywhere in the world, and you will have better DL speeds and graphics than my PC at home.
There's no use going to the police, they are in cahoots with the people that are trying to eat you.
No one ever thinks to just pop the zombie in the head from the start. I'm sorry if I put a bullet in your leg, a bullet in your chest and you're still coming at me, there's only one more place I am going to put a round!
All kids can see ghosts or evil spirits.
Your computer/cell phone will work perfectly from anywhere in the world, and you will have better DL speeds and graphics than my PC at home.
There's no use going to the police, they are in cahoots with the people that are trying to eat you.
But they will often have to reload or throw the gun away. However, this will only occur once all the enemies are dead.doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
Everyone has at least 700 bullets in their gun.
From a classic movie:
Dude, pick her up. Picking up hitchhikers is how most pornos start.
Wait...slasher flicks start that way too.
Dude, pick her up. Picking up hitchhikers is how most pornos start.
Wait...slasher flicks start that way too.
u flows 10 meters back when shot in the beack with a pistol.
The russians are always the bad guys.
The russians are always the bad guys.
Detroit Rock City. Right?Pug wrote:
From a classic movie:
Dude, pick her up. Picking up hitchhikers is how most pornos start.
Wait...slasher flicks start that way too.
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if you manage to acquire a Mogwai keep it away from bright light, never get it wet, and no matter how much it begs NEVER feed it after midnight
yeah I think so 2 lolBig McLargehuge wrote:
Detroit Rock City. Right?Pug wrote:
From a classic movie:
Dude, pick her up. Picking up hitchhikers is how most pornos start.
Wait...slasher flicks start that way too.
Hugging one another and thrashing around counts as sex.
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Soylent Green is people! It's people!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if a hot chick wants to go skinny dipping late at night in a slightly foggy lake.. stay the fuck away as she is about 15 minutes from becoming fishfood
If a woman/girl is a main character, she will do something sexual.
If someone is killed, the CSI guys will always find semen somewhere
bottom line is if a CSI team is on the case your goose is cooked!!!Pug wrote:
If someone is killed, the CSI guys will always find semen somewhere
A bullet can only shoot through wood, plaster or tin if you are in a comedy. If you are in an action then anything other than glass and barrel of the explosive kind (regular ones are okay though) makes good cover.
If you hear "bmmm-mm-mm ch-ch-ch kh-kh-hh-kh-kh..."
You're fucked.
Also what I learned from the old spaghetti westerns - if you shoot a gun, there will be a riccochet. It will always be loud and echoey no matter if you hit sand, people or if you shoot the gun straight upwards. You'll always get that sound like a tuning fork hitting a glass of water.
You're fucked.
Also what I learned from the old spaghetti westerns - if you shoot a gun, there will be a riccochet. It will always be loud and echoey no matter if you hit sand, people or if you shoot the gun straight upwards. You'll always get that sound like a tuning fork hitting a glass of water.
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If there's ever a volcano eruption in Los Angeles, Tommy Lee Jones will whup it's ass.
If it bleeds, we can kill it!!!
If a lesbian needs a sex toy, some will miraculously pop up under a bed.
Indians dance and sing by every occasion.
Volleyballs are good friends.
Blue remote controls can be used to Remotely control the Universe.
Indians dance and sing by every occasion.
Volleyballs are good friends.
Blue remote controls can be used to Remotely control the Universe.
hitting random keys is how to hack into any computer.
Don't pick up Doogie Howser if he is hitchiking.
If you have premonitions about dieing in a plane crash, go ahead and still fly. Otherwise, you'll die in a far more horrible and painful way.
If you go to a woman's apartment to install her cable and her friend walks out naked and says something like "hi sexy, don't mind me, i just came over to take a shower," you're about to have a sweet threesome with some crappy music in the background.