England conquered space and now runs an evil empire.
Never turn around or look behind or under things, the bad guy is always there.
The hiding spot you pick will be the first place the killer looks.
You only have to speak in bad puns after dispatching a bad buy, because your machine gun, sword, or kung fu skills actually are a form of communication.
Ugly girls are actually hot chicks wearing glasses and artsy clothes.
Always keep something metal in your jacket pocket, like a cigar case or a book because it collects bullets. In absence of a jacket, wear a large medallion.
It you are retarded, deaf or have some other defect, you will be able to defy the odds, beat your enemies by outsmarting them, and win an Oscar.
If you are a child actor, you blew the producer to get the gig, you will be in and out of rehab, but you will be win Dancing with the Stars and have your own reality show on E! Network.
Your witty friend who is always fumbling around will be killed by your nemesis at an inopportune moment, but it will motivate you even more.
You will have above average abilities in terms of strength, heat vision or some other power, but your love life will be a mess.
If you are ever captured, don't worry about it. You'll have plenty of time to escape from that death trap because the bad guy will assume you will die in his contraption and go find something else to do.
Never turn around or look behind or under things, the bad guy is always there.
The hiding spot you pick will be the first place the killer looks.
You only have to speak in bad puns after dispatching a bad buy, because your machine gun, sword, or kung fu skills actually are a form of communication.
Ugly girls are actually hot chicks wearing glasses and artsy clothes.
Always keep something metal in your jacket pocket, like a cigar case or a book because it collects bullets. In absence of a jacket, wear a large medallion.
It you are retarded, deaf or have some other defect, you will be able to defy the odds, beat your enemies by outsmarting them, and win an Oscar.
If you are a child actor, you blew the producer to get the gig, you will be in and out of rehab, but you will be win Dancing with the Stars and have your own reality show on E! Network.
Your witty friend who is always fumbling around will be killed by your nemesis at an inopportune moment, but it will motivate you even more.
You will have above average abilities in terms of strength, heat vision or some other power, but your love life will be a mess.
If you are ever captured, don't worry about it. You'll have plenty of time to escape from that death trap because the bad guy will assume you will die in his contraption and go find something else to do.
