Things you would never know if it weren't for the movies...

2007-04-02 08:44:20

#76

BeerzGod: Hooray Beer!; +94|6569|United States

There is no physical way that you can hold on to your gun if you fall through a window. You'll always drop it.

As long as you are the main character you're able to dodge rapid-fire from five machine gunning enemies simply by running straight ahead.

Your cell phone will suddenly lose all signal the second you need to contact the police... even if you are in the middle of the city on top of a building.

2007-04-02 08:48:00

#77

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6266|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Time slows down in the last few seconds before a bomb/grenade goes off allowing you to get out of the blast radius.

Bad guys die in one bullet, good guys can crawl the length of their appartment having been filled with a full clip (ref: The untouchables)

Bad guys can't get into/use good guy's gadgets/cars, but stupid side-kicks can not only use them, but accidentally kill/disarm all badguys in the immediate area accidentally by just pressing stuff randomly

2007-04-02 08:48:39

#78

l41e: Member; +677|6647

You can launch a nuclear missile with a large, red, round plastic button on a table.

2007-04-02 08:53:03

#79

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6737|The Hague, Netherlands

when you're in the A-Team, you have big guns, but you can't kill/hit anyone ! it's just not possible

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2007-04-02 08:58:20

#80

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6642

you could hold a conversation in a moving helicopter

2007-04-02 08:59:17

#81

aLeX: .?; +160|6330|:D

No matter how many martial art trained bad guys there are in a hand-to-hand fight scene, they will stand still and wait in turn for you to beat them up one by one . They will also stay down just long enough for you to prepare some ingenious way to kill them.

Oh when you're unarmed and a bad guy is pointing a pistol at you don't worry, just kick it out his hand. Works everytime!

2007-04-02 08:59:39

#82

twiistaaa: Member; +87|6667|mexico

an unknown italian american boxer can rise up, train for 5 weeks and beat a world heavy weight (black) champion. also said boxer can retire for 15-20 years and comeback and give the next world heavy weight (black) champion a run for his money at the ripe old age of 60.

2007-04-02 09:05:47

#83

chittydog: less busy; +586|6834|Kubra, Damn it!

A 5'2", 95lb Asian girl dressed in black can take out 20 heavily-muscled men in a fist fight.

2007-04-02 09:06:16

#84

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6472|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Motorcycle tires can adapt to any surface driven on at the time. M:I-2
And bugs always avoid your face when you drive without a helmet.

If aliens who have been sleepy for gazillion years wake up and launch an EMP, just change the solenoid and your car will be all fine. Needless to say who was behind this idea... Oh, and as an edit, remember if this happens it might be a good thing to shoot your dad first and then start getting the hell away.

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2007-04-02 09:12:07

#85

chittydog: less busy; +586|6834|Kubra, Damn it!

In ancient Greece, everyone spoke English with a random American/Irish/English accent.

No matter how many times you've been shot or beaten, people can still run faster than explosions.

Jumping through glass is not only easy, but completely safe as there is no chance of any of the thousands of shards of glass cutting any part of your body (unless you're barefoot in the Nakatomi building).

2007-04-02 09:14:58

#86

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6387|New York

A properly executed roundhouse kick will always finish a fight.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-04-02 09:58:11

#87

Tjasso: the "Commander"; +102|6522|the Netherlands

I always ambush cops in the forest with boobytraps ,a knive and canvas strapped around my body ... usually a truck will come around the corner that has a noob (who's going for his basic transport badge ,doesnt want to be in the army and cries for momma ..) driving ALONE , UNARMED ... Crates of AMMO in the back and a ready -to-shoot- M60 wich will be totally EMPTIED at ... telephone poles ,neon lights ,a gasstation ??? and the local gunpowder/hardware store (MORE AMMO ?GUNS THERE ) EXPLOSIONS !!! AGAIN MORE AMMO WASTED !!!
Hero doing emotionel things /crying ... BUSTED ... the End

2007-04-02 10:01:01

#88

hurricane2oo5: Do One Ya Mug !!!; +176|6763|mansfield

when your in the A-TEAM , you get locked in a barn with 1 old tractor , a welder and 1 old fence , you then fly out the front of the barn in a helicopter with a machine gun on the side

2007-04-02 10:02:19

#89

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6252|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

Only the Americans can storm a beach and defeat the Nazi's.

2007-04-02 10:11:20

#90

Dan Havok: Member; +14|6427

If you drop your keys while trying to open your car, they will always fall just out of arms reach underneath the car.

2007-04-02 10:13:24

#91

xINTERMISSIONx: Member; +71|6556|A dark hole....

spider man exist

2007-04-02 10:44:32

#92

too_money2007: Member; +145|6307|Keller, Tx

Two crying wussy midgets can walk half way around the world undetected by monsters and then miraculously outrun lava shoot towards them.

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2007-04-02 10:49:13

#93

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6252|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

Extremely beautiful women always fall for the embarrasingly ugly geeks!

2007-04-02 10:51:33

#94

too_money2007: Member; +145|6307|Keller, Tx

If you mimic kung fu moves you're watching on screen, then you are the "chosen one" and are a ninja master.

When being chased by villagers, a pommel horse will be in the town square for you to swing around on and kick said villagers who each attack one at a time, instead of bum rushing you.

No matter how big, fat, and ugly you are, if you're in the lead male role, you'll have the most attractive wife imaginable and she'll want to bone you 24/7.

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2007-04-02 11:01:03

#95

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6644

k30dxedle wrote:
You can launch a nuclear missile with a large, red, round plastic button on a table.

this is soooo true lol I like this one hehehe

2007-04-02 11:04:47

#96

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6252|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

We are 'ALL' on tv right now and our families aren't our real families....they are actors. Best be on our best behaviour, and get naked!

2007-04-02 11:06:41

#97

Sgt_Sieg: "Bow Chicka Bow Wow." The correct way.; +89|6773

If you're in the Boston police department, you never miss a head-shot. Ever.

2007-04-02 11:07:26

#98

paranoid101: Ambitious but Rubbish; +540|6738

Highly advance alien invasion force can be defeated by an Apple Mac.

It doesn't matter how fast or in which direction you run from a slow walking killer, he will always jump out ahead you.

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2007-04-02 11:08:59

#99

too_money2007: Member; +145|6307|Keller, Tx

Sgt_Sieg wrote:
If you're in the Boston police department, you never miss a head-shot. Ever.

QFT, worst movie of the year IMO.

Here's one:

Ala Superman 4 fame, you can (if one could) kidnap a woman and fly her into space. All the while, she's screaming at the top of her lungs, only to have Superman come and punch you, take her from your arms, and fly her back to the surface... all the while, she's still screaming and breathing (in space).

2007-04-02 11:12:36

#100

too_money2007: Member; +145|6307|Keller, Tx

Throwing a man off a bridge, building, or if he falls out of an airplane without a parachute, every man will make the same annoying screaming sound effect.

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