Bubbalo
The Lizzard
+541|6991
The problem is necessarily with the logic per-se (although it is shaky), the problem is with the fact that their statement of the theory of evolution is incomplete.
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7196|UK

superfly_cox wrote:

I thought the BANANA was the atheist's nightmare!!!
omg that has to be the most retarded thing ive ever seen.
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6697|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)
They might be right you know. It's a long shot, but I'm going to explain how peanut butter creates new life:

I love peanut butter. And the way it sticks to the roof of your mouth.
If I find a girl who has the same love for peanut butter, and we cover ourselves in it. I'd get a rock hard ***This section edited out for younger readers*** and then we have a cigarette and the stalk delivers a baby.

To put that mathematically:

Me + Peanut Butter + peanut butter loving girl = Boom Boom = Baby = new life

And if we were both really fat, you could call it the Big Bang.

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