Not eat or beat friend up?

2007-03-27 07:26:18

#1

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6692|Sheffield-England

My girlfriend today said " OMG your sooo skinny! " and i was like " It's not my fault.... i eat and eat but i dont put on any weight..... " so she was like " Oh rly? " and i was like " Ya rly... "

So my friend overheard and said " You've gotta tapeworm " and i was like... " wtf!?!? " and he said " if you eat but dnt put any weight on then you've got a tapeworm... " so i was like " Oh rly? " and he was like " ya rly " so i was like " WTF how do i get rid of the freakin tapeworm!?!? " and he said.... " don't eat for 3 days and it comes out your ass or nose "

Should i really not eat for 3 days? or should i beat him up? i mean.... is he telling the truth?

2007-03-27 07:28:07

#2

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|6869|The View From The Afternoon

Is this a joke? I say beat the crap out of your friend and bust a cap.

2007-03-27 07:28:57

#3

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6692|Sheffield-England

CruZ4dR wrote:
Is this a joke? I say beat the crap out of your friend and bust a cap.

Not a joke

2007-03-27 07:29:27

#4

Goven: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿; +125|6694|Purdue

Go to a doctor before you decide to not eat.
If it's even a tapeworm, that is. I've never heard that before...I think it's just your metabolism.

Last edited by Goven (2007-03-27 07:29:49)

2007-03-27 07:29:52

#5

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6929

You have high motabalism. Just eat 3 large meals a day and you'll be fine.

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2007-03-27 07:31:20

#6

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6739|Singapore

either that or you have high metabolism levels....go see a doctor to be sure..

2007-03-27 07:31:23

#7

Invaderzim: Chicken wing?; +49|6662|Newcastle NSW Australia

Yea, dude see a doctor first. If you have tape worm your body wont be getting much netrients at all and you would be drained of energy.

2007-03-27 07:32:33

#8

Skorpy-chan: Member; +127|6558|Twyford, UK

Bullshit. Fast metabolism, nothing else to it. Bitch-slap the naysayer.

2007-03-27 07:32:54

#9

KnowMeByTrailOfDead: Jackass of all Trades; +62|6894|Dayton, Ohio

Being that we are all highly trained medical professionals here, I suggest you just beat the crap out of him and then make an appointment to have a physical. Probably been a while since you had one of those.

2007-03-27 07:33:26

#10

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6676|Tyne & Wear, England

You just have a high metabolism. Start drinking Guinness, that will put the pounds on you.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-03-27 07:34:20

#11

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6692|Sheffield-England

KILLSWITCH wrote:
You just have a high metabolism. Start drinking Guinness, that will put the pounds on you.

Note the fact im 14..

2007-03-27 07:35:01

#12

Canadian_Sniper_X: Member; +45|6702|Kamloops, BC Canada

I used to be pretty skinny. I know this is a stretch for most people but you could try going to the gym to do weight training. It worked for me.

Another thing you can try is eat a LOT of spaghetti. Since spaghetti = massive carbs, it will help you put on weight.

So try eating A big plate of spaghetti everyday.

I doubt it a tapeworm, but you should just go to the doctor to make sure

2007-03-27 07:41:36

#13

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6922|England. Stoke

stkhoplite wrote:
KILLSWITCH wrote:
You just have a high metabolism. Start drinking Guinness, that will put the pounds on you.
Note the fact im 14..

Yeah and I was out drinking every other night with my mates when i was 14...

2007-03-27 07:41:43

#14

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6703|Gogledd Cymru

twat him what a bullshitter, if someone said that id give him beatings

2007-03-27 07:43:24

#15

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6676|Tyne & Wear, England

stkhoplite wrote:
KILLSWITCH wrote:
You just have a high metabolism. Start drinking Guinness, that will put the pounds on you.
Note the fact im 14..

Bah, never stopped me.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2007-03-27 07:43:58

#16

Crazy-Madness: Member; +8|6697

Well i wanna be fat too but hmm it goes very very slow....

I wanna go to McDonalds every day but its too far away

theres some calculator how much joule you must eat to get the normal thing for you when you dont move

so i must eat 6699 kj a day

once i was at mc donalds and ate 7536 kj and took about 4187 kj at home and continued eating

IT WAS TASTY!

if i would eat everyday at mc donalds...

i would end like this

https://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Fat%20Baby%20Mouse.jpg

sry fo mi spell-ling misstags

2007-03-27 07:45:38

#17

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6979|UK

stkhoplite wrote:
My girlfriend today said " OMG your sooo skinny! " and i was like " It's not my fault.... i eat and eat but i dont put on any weight..... " so she was like " Oh rly? " and i was like " Ya rly... "

So my friend overheard and said " You've gotta tapeworm " and i was like... " wtf!?!? " and he said " if you eat but dnt put any weight on then you've got a tapeworm... " so i was like " Oh rly? " and he was like " ya rly " so i was like " WTF how do i get rid of the freakin tapeworm!?!? " and he said.... " don't eat for 3 days and it comes out your ass or nose "

Should i really not eat for 3 days? or should i beat him up? i mean.... is he telling the truth?

Im exactly the same. Its called a fast metabolism. I eat more than your average fat guy. Yet im slightly under the weight for my height.

2007-03-27 07:46:18

#18

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6692|Sheffield-England

Well every weekend i eat a big mac, double cheeseburger and happy meal, yeah my ice hockey coach says i need to put a bit on if i'm going to stay in the team

2007-03-27 07:46:19

#19

SuperSlowYo: slow as you go; +124|6773|Canaduhhh.. West Toast

weak attempt at humor.. no one is really that stupid.. except you morons that fall for this crap i suppose

2007-03-27 07:47:01

#20

Canadian_Sniper_X: Member; +45|6702|Kamloops, BC Canada

Do not eat McDonalds... that shit makes you more then just fat....

2007-03-27 07:47:05

#21

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6979|UK

KILLSWITCH wrote:
You just have a high metabolism. Start drinking Guinness, that will put the pounds on you.

Lol doesnt work for me. Uni ive drunk like 800 pints, only been there like 5 months. still aint got the weight going on. And tbh booze just gives you a beer belly rather than fat everywhere.

2007-03-27 07:48:15

#22

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6979|UK

stkhoplite wrote:
Well every weekend i eat a big mac, double cheeseburger and happy meal, yeah my ice hockey coach says i need to put a bit on if i'm going to stay in the team

I eat about 3kg of meat a week, 5kg of carbs, 1kg of fruit and veg. Yet im still underweight. Sorry to say but there doesnt seem much that can be done about it.

2007-03-27 08:07:57

#23

Cookie.VXT: Bringer Of Cookies.; +178|6649|UK

lol no..

you just have a good metabalism, doest mean you have tape worm

and trust me you would know if u had tapeworm.

2007-03-27 08:12:23

#24

CrazeD: Member; +368|6886|Maine

If you had a tapeworm, you would have diarrhea, a fever, stomach pain, loss of appetite, etc.

A tapeworm latches itself to your intestines and absorbs the nutrients and proteins from anything you eat. Therefore, your body doesn't get them...the tapeworm does. To get rid of it, you get a dose of medicine which will dissolve the tapeworm.

2007-03-27 08:16:22

#25

B-Scimitar: Defeating your warriors.; +116|6622|Espoo, Finland

stkhoplite wrote:
i eat and eat but i dont put on any weight

This sounds particularly familiar.

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