pinioncorp
1 Metre, 3 Rounds, 6 Misses?
+7|6394|Nobellius
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I was offered this link from a gaming collegue, to my sheer horror... Hackers, they're all around us. They may even be in your family. Fortunately there is this checklist to help you identify a hacker before its too late.

Is your son a hacker?

So are you a hacker? Are you learning Perl or Flash, or upgrading your video card, you neon shirt wearing h4XX0r?

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Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6626|Brisbane, Australia

Oh noes, not the linuxezzzz and quake!111
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|6711

Oh Noez Loaz U Iz Liek Teh Shittiest Parerntent Evarz!
Chorcai
Member
+49|6618|Ireland
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

Like with a axe or something right.....

Last edited by Chorcai (2007-03-27 04:56:52)

Darky
Hi..
+71|6532|Here.
That has to be a joke. In fact, I do believe it is.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6538|Mountains of NC

is that true about AMD chips ????????
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6691|Sydney, Australia
EDIT:You do all realise that this is satire, right? Just look at some of those links...



Today, I had a physics test at school. Basically it was shit - everyone found it way too hard...

Pinioncorp, that just made my fucking day!




We will start at the beginning, shall we?


1.Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

LOL, they suggest AOL as a family friendly ISP. Now, I'm down here is Australia so I don't know a great deal about AOL. 5 minutes... Actually there is some Australian version of AOL. Looks pretty crappy, all dial-up or something.

I think I'll stay with my 24MBit internet (best in Australia) connection.


3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

They claim that AMD is a third-world company... but they are actually based in Sunnyvale, California.


6. Does your son use Quake?

What would they think about project reality?


9.
They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this)
That is usual activity for people on ecstasy at nightclubs. The drug makes the glow stick lights 'streak' while the pacifiers stop them from drooling all over the place. Serious.



Meh, I'd usually write more, but I'm so tired ATM...

Mcminty.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6691|Sydney, Australia

SEREMAKER wrote:

is that true about AMD chips ????????
Not quite...

wikipedia wrote:

AMD's main microprocessor manufacturing and design facilities are located in Dresden, Germany
Mcminty.
Raphi
Banned
+354|6228|Basel, Switzerland
My maths teacher is a hacker. lol
weasel_thingo
Member
+74|6297
i got a new computer and a new ISP and recently installed bf2142,
im a hacker i never knew that, wow i think i must be really good at hacking.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|6702|St. Andrews / Oslo

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
pinioncorp
1 Metre, 3 Rounds, 6 Misses?
+7|6394|Nobellius

Jenspm wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=55337
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I did a search to check for a similar thread... but the word "hacker" is really common here, with good (uninformed) reason.

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CrazeD
Member
+368|6643|Maine
I'm not really sure if that's meant to be a joke or not... I seriously hope it is a joke.

If not, then this guy should have done a whole crap load more research!

Not only does he not know dick about hacking, but he also doesn't know dick about computers in general.

If this is a joke, it's pretty funny. If not, well... it's still pretty funny, but at the same time sad.
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|6626|Brisbane, Australia

*Groan* You people think its real? Not only is it older than the internets, but its satire and you people think its real!
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6600|Washington, DC

Ancient.
Jimbo145
Resident Pimp
+15|6239|Upstate Noo Yawk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLtXfsPqVQ

Last edited by Jimbo145 (2007-03-27 13:37:14)

Exxorcism
Vatican's Holy Sniper
+2|6230|Vatican
That is so fucking old. Is this the first time that you actually didn't watch porn and browsed around?
Titch2349
iz me!
+358|6322|uk

I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent.
are you joking .... what a sad parent... give your kids some freedom ffs
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|6736|Cambridge (UK)
ROFL the poll is excelent.

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